The Kardashians

[KCBee]

Call me softhearted. I feel sorry for the poor boy. At 26, that's a hard way to learn you can't turn a whore into a housewife. IIRC, this is Kim's second marriage.

[Cynful]

Call me softhearted. I feel sorry for the poor boy. At 26, that's a hard way to learn you can't turn a whore into a housewife. IIRC, this is Kim's second marriage.

Call me mean, but I don't feel sorry for him AT ALL. The big oaf knew EXACTLY what he was getting into with these people and wanted a cut of the money. What a neanderthal. They both make me sick.

[KCBee]

Well, I don't keep up with the Kardashians. So I don't really know anything about Kris other than the fact that he is married to Kim. Does he appear on their show? Maybe if I watched the show, then I'd understand where you're coming from.

I will say -- based on limited knowledge -- Khloe seems to have the best relationship of all. Her husband is very low key and he seems like he can deal with their drama.

[The Lucky One]

I like Kris! He can move in with me

[KCBee]

Well, it doesn't look like you'll have much competition

[Mammy]

Lucky One, you can have Kris all to yourself with no competion. Ya might want to spray him down with Lysol before getting down to business because we all know where that thing has been and you wouldn't want any creepy crawlies. Just keep his mouth full to keep him from talking because he is probably dumber than a bag of hammers.

[The Lucky One]

Lucky One, you can have Kris all to yourself with no competion. Ya might want to spray him down with Lysol before getting down to business because we all know where that thing has been and you wouldn't want any creepy crawlies. Just keep his mouth full to keep him from talking because he is probably dumber than a bag of hammers.

his mouth will be full. Can't have him talking.

[DietCokeofEvil]

Call me softhearted. I feel sorry for the poor boy. At 26, that's a hard way to learn you can't turn a whore into a housewife. IIRC, this is Kim's second marriage.

Maybe he would have learned that if they had dated for more than 20 minutes before getting engaged.

[MorbidChrissy]

his mouth will be full. Can't have him talking.

hahahaha You dirty boy, you!!!

[The Lucky One]

Maybe he would have learned that if they had dated for more than 20 minutes before getting engaged.

I'll pacify him. He is prolly very sad but that trashy bitch he married will find a new sex tape to promote and forget about him.

[MirrorDimly]

Late to the party here...Was there a prenup?!
What a disgusting sham. Wouldn't care if the wedding hadn't been so expensive

[The Lucky One]

Yes there was a prenup

[Paulination]

Late to the party here...Was there a prenup?!
What a disgusting sham. Wouldn't care if the wedding hadn't been so expensive

Why does anyone care how much the wedding was? There are no victims here. The sponsors were willing bitches, E was a willing bitch and the Kardashians were successful pimps. 10 million pumped into the economy with a 17 million payout. Everyone wins except for Kim and Kris who now have to weather the negative publicity. And if they turn that around into a profit well it is a win again. It is CAPITALISM. As ugly as it may be, it benefits the economy.

[Flowergrrl]

Dammit. I HATE being wrong. They did make it until after the wedding special aired.

What a bitch. It's a shame he can't sue her. I can't stand her... Now it's official.

[Kyouya Ohtori Ouran Host]

Ya might want to spray him down with Lysol before getting down to business because we all know where that thing has been and you wouldn't want any creepy crawlies.

I think you probably need ten aerosol cans of Lysol...minimum.

[The Lucky One]

I think you probably need ten aerosol cans of Lysol...minimum.

[neilmpenny]

Split could be a fake.

http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/c...101-1mtvi.html

[Oogie Boogie]

IIRC, this is Kim's second marriage.

Yup, you're right. The kicker is that Kris didn't even know about Kim's first marriage until a couple of weeks before the wedding when her brother Rob spilled the beans!

[atomicbettie]

He certainly is dumb or he never would have hooked up with Kim in the first place. Why do people like this even bother to get married? Nine weeks in and they are already wanting to throw in the towel. I don't see why some people don't take marriage more seriously, especially actors and actresses. They seem to think that when the lust wears off it is time to move on. They can do that without being married. I think these two got married because Kim wanted a huge, expensive wedding and all of the publicity that went with it and Kris went along with it knowing that he would get a nice chunk of cash when it was all over. They could also get even more publicity and cash for photos and interviews. They are both POS.

I'm with Havoc. I think it was all a sham for media attention and cash. Worthless bastards!

I agree. I heard not only did they get the whole wedding payed for, they got $20 million for the filming/pictures of it. I guess I'd get married too to get that kind of scratch. I don't feel too sorry for him, I'm sure he did quite well for his 72 days of work.

[tamiele]

Call me softhearted. I feel sorry for the poor boy. At 26, that's a hard way to learn you can't turn a whore into a housewife. IIRC, this is Kim's second marriage.

Same here KCBee. I have always been interested in celebrity gossip and the back stories. I am finding now more often than not - that the headlines are all about these people who aren't really celebrities - but just famous for controversy. I don't want to read or watch stuff on the Kardashians - or Octomom, or Gosselins, or many, many other non-celebrities out there. Sickening and I am bored to tears. I am going to get a new hobbie because celebrity gossip has been lost in the myer.

[Subject_B]

*Sigh* Almost made it like a whole week without this trash taking up valuable space in Google News' Entertainment section.

[Jerseysucks]

Let's face it she dumped him because he was white. She "hit " the NFL now she "hit" the NBA she still has alot of baseball players and rappers to run thru.
Tell me half of you aren't thinking the same thing that she prefers to be in inter racial relationships. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[MorbidChrissy]

Let's face it she dumped him because he was white. She "hit " the NFL now she "hit" the NBA she still has alot of baseball players and rappers to run thru.
Tell me half of you aren't thinking the same thing that she prefers to be in inter racial relationships. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Well, he's biracial. His mother's Caucasian and his father's African American.

[lisalouver]

Those of us who call Minnesota our home are glad that its over. Kris has always lived here and his family still does.

The old saying good riddance to bad rubbish comes to mind.

He is well rid of her and those of us who reside here are glad she wont be coming back here.

[deanfan]

Knew it wouldn't last. The K's are serious publicity whores. They don't care how they look, as long as their name is in print.

[1karenhb]

Those of us who call Minnesota our home are glad that its over. Kris has always lived here and his family still does.

The old saying good riddance to bad rubbish comes to mind.

He is well rid of her and those of us who reside here are glad she wont be coming back here.

Great, this means we are still stuck with the whole damn family in California.

[stacebabe]

And it's the gays that make a mockery of the sanctity of marriage, right?

[The Lucky One]

And it's the gays that make a mockery of the sanctity of marriage, right?

Yea this leaves a bad taste in ones mouth

[stacebabe]

I don't even understand how/why they are famous. I watched 1 episode of their show, ever, and it was in the beginning. The only reason I watched the entire thing was because I was wondering who the middle aged lesbian white woman was in the house full of Armenians. Then I found out it was Bruce Jenner.

[Mammy]

He should be compensated for mental anguish for putting up with her for 72 days. Can't wait to hear who will be pissing on her in pornos next! The poor dude really looks like a dim bulb. He reminds me of the dumb buzzard (Killa) in Bugs Bunny.

[trishsixxm]

Bwhahahahahaha!!!! OMG! I'm so shocked. She's not giving back the gifts per say she is donating some money to charity she's so shocked she has to clarify that her marriage just wasn't a sham. I think her engagement ring really did come out of a gum ball machine.

[Flowergrrl]

I think it's really sad that all of us knew she had been married before but the person getting ready to marry her did not.

[PurrPurr]

I don't even understand how/why they are famous. I watched 1 episode of their show, ever, and it was in the beginning. The only reason I watched the entire thing was because I was wondering who the middle aged lesbian white woman was in the house full of Armenians. Then I found out it was Bruce Jenner.

Thanks for making me almost shoot Pepsi Max out of my nose.

I was in a store today, and saw a Kardashian nail polish display. Not only were the colors uglier than a mud fence, but they wanted $7 a bottle. No thanks; I'll stick with Sephora's offerings.

[Jrwzeigle]

On our local news morning show they were talking about the divorce. The newscaster was saying that she had went to their store in Miami and thought it was an overpriced Walmart. I damn near spit coffee out my nose.

Whatever. I just hope it all goes away. Maybe the next earthquake out there will just drop the whole Kardashian Klan out to sea. And I bet her dad is just a spinnin' in his grave. Or maybe not. Maybe he's happy that is whole family has turned into a media whore empire.

[Tiffany]

Sorry I didn't read the whole thread but I heard that Kris Humphries did not even know, was not aware about the divorce. I think someone, a reporter, went up to Kris and asked about what he thought of the divorce & it caught him off guard. Anyone else hear???

[Karma]

Now the official line is.....She didn't want to move to Minnesota.

mmm hmm...


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Call me naive but you would think this little matter would have been discussed and decided upon prior to the wedding.

[Kyouya Ohtori Ouran Host]

Kris not knowing that Kim is divorcing him just only shows the lack of communication in that relationship.

[Jerseysucks]

Well, he's biracial. His mother's Caucasian and his father's African American.

If he wasn't half African American it would have lasted 36 days.

[missygir810]

If he wasn't half African American it would have lasted 36 days.

[seurtoFW]

So who the hell are the Kardashians and why does anybody care about them?! Same with all the "housewives." Who gives a sh*t about a bunch of rich people complaining about their lives!? Really, now. I watch a lot of reality TV, mostly competition type things, but this crap...... I mean......really?

[pvezz]

I don't even understand how/why they are famous. I watched 1 episode of their show, ever, and it was in the beginning. The only reason I watched the entire thing was because I was wondering who the middle aged lesbian white woman was in the house full of Armenians. Then I found out it was Bruce Jenner.

Bwahahaa! My new siggie! This post is epic!!

[lisalouver]

Great, this means we are still stuck with the whole damn family in California.

LOL, Sorry Karen

[Cynful]

I don't even understand how/why they are famous. I watched 1 episode of their show, ever, and it was in the beginning. The only reason I watched the entire thing was because I was wondering who the middle aged lesbian white woman was in the house full of Armenians. Then I found out it was Bruce Jenner.

He should be compensated for mental anguish for putting up with her for 72 days. Can't wait to hear who will be pissing on her in pornos next! The poor dude really looks like a dim bulb. He reminds me of the dumb buzzard (Killa) in Bugs Bunny.

To borrow a reference from Neil, the Roadrunner would have been outta there in two seconds flat...Beep Beep!!!

Bwhahahahahaha!!!! OMG! I'm so shocked. She's not giving back the gifts per say she is donating some money to charity she's so shocked she has to clarify that her marriage just wasn't a sham. I think her engagement ring really did come out of a gum ball machine.

LMAO!!! It's the same one she got from Claire's back when she was gonna get "engaged" to Reggie Bush. Man, that dude dodged a bullet if there ever was one!!!

I think it's really sad that all of us knew she had been married before but the person getting ready to marry her did not.

Ummmm. DUH. The neanderthal should be hit upside the head with the same rock he's been living under.

[neilmpenny]

Call me softhearted. I feel sorry for the poor boy. At 26, that's a hard way to learn you can't turn a whore into a housewife. IIRC, this is Kim's second marriage.

The 'poor boy' is a fucking genius in my book.

Travel around for 72 days first class to exotic locations all expenses paid.

The fines food in the finest restaurants, all expenses paid.

The finest wines, all paid for.

Bang the Kimster a couple of dozen times.

And he walks away with five million smackers, no strings.

He's a jeenyus.

[missygir810]

Bang the Kimster a couple of dozen times.

Hope he wore a full body condom and strapped a 2x4 to his ass so he would not fall in that huge vajayjay....

[death_hag_slag]

Hope he wore a full body condom and strapped a 2x4 to his ass so he would not fall in that huge vajayjay....

lol @ ''fall in''

[Cynful]

If he wasn't half African American it would have lasted 36 days.

Jersey, that is absolutely the FUNNIEST thing I have heard yet!!! Bar none!!! LMFAO at those worthless wastes of oxygen.

[Cynful]

Yep, look at that ass on Kim. She's ready to take New York alright...ALL of New York.

[PurrPurr]

Yep, look at that ass on Kim. She's ready to take New York alright...ALL of New York.

Why not? One could already fly a 747 in that thing as it is.

[Cynful]

Why not? One could already fly a 747 in that thing as it is.

PLUS an Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger plane. Look at 'em lining up WhoreTra$hian: