LOLOriginally Posted by Mammy
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Maybe we'll be spared and there won't be one. LOL Didn't they get tossed out of Couples Therapy because she refused to wear enough clothing?
To understand the living, you got to commune with the dead.
Minerva
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Yes, they were tossed out because the other couples just simply didn't understand that she's an artist and dressing like a whore is her way of expressing her artistic integrity.
They did return to the show eventually. They had to earn that huge paycheck, I'm sure.
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In the "Why am I not surprised Department"....the Porn Iguana, (Thank you Michael K) has admitted that she cannot read or write. Although she is perfecting the "duckface and fake orgasm sounds. http://www.starpulse.com/news/Lucy_H..._read_or_write
To my Father. Even though you have crossed the plane, you will always be with me.
You were not just my Father, but my hero. My life has been a poor attempt to be like you
You taught me music, vocals, and how to fight. I can only hope I am half the man you are
When I close my eyes I can see you. And finally, Thank you Dad. for everything.
March 1934-July 2016
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no fool like a middle aged fool.
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That kinda makes sense. A girl who goes to these lengths to be famous - would certainly fake a marriage to an old guy if she thought it would advance her goals.
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She turned down $5m????!!! FIVE million? Jaysus they must make more money out of their gals than I thought
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So if she can't read or write, who did all those literary masterpieces on Twitter?
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Heh! Kind of curious about that myself!
I'm actually surprised they split up "already". I thought she'd stick it out for another year or two.
"We've had threads about guys fucking picnic tables, animals and dead bodies. Third boob ain't going to stop a damn thing." - cleanskull
Don't worry, I'm sure they're just working out the details before she starts whoring herself out for Talk2Text or Dragon commercials. It's hard without Duh-gy to read the contracts to her and explain the big words like "name."
I think she'd make a great spokesperson for birth control. Any kind of birth control.
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It was discovered a bunch of pages back that they were written by her publicist. Aka her mommy.
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There's nothing new about sixteen-year-old girls looking twenty-something. Check the "Darby Winters" thread for an example.
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This woman looks 40-something. What the HELL has she done to her face?
http://dlisted.com/2013/11/18/ageles...spl652169_016/
really BAD plastic surgery it looks like....lips...cheeks wow really bad
Does she still do that Twitter feed? That was hilarious
Renowned Death Hag
Whoa.
I don't think any of us are supposed to express sympathy for her...at least, not on this thread. But even though she's brought all of this upon herself, I'm starting to feel just a little bit sorry for her. She definitely looks way-hey-hey worse now than ever.
"We've had threads about guys fucking picnic tables, animals and dead bodies. Third boob ain't going to stop a damn thing." - cleanskull
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I've always sort of pitied her. I just get the impression she's been at the hands of severe sexual abuse at some point in her life, and everything she does (attention-whoring, extreme plastic surgery) are not the actions of a happy person.
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She certainly seems to be screaming for attention and/or help. It's easy to make fun of her, but I agree, she seems like a person who has been exploited for some time and is hurting.
She must have the most exploitive mother/manager on the planet. If we believe that Courtney really was 16 when they got married, then her mother basically handed her over to a guy who is probably older than Courtney's own dad. Throw in the fact that Courtney has had tons of plastic surgery and body enhancements when she can't even read and write and it's down right sickening. Who sets their daughter up to live that kind of life? When Courtney is older and what small amount of beauty she possesses is gone, then what is going to happen to her?
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It was.
Don't know if her mommy still titillates with Twitter twaddle though. The only time I looked at it was when people posted links here.
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This is where I really feel bad for her. I really don't think she know's any better. Look at how she's been exploited and raised. I bet this isn't the first "set up" mom tried with her daughter either. I'm betting this girl has been brain washed by mom since she was in diapers. I almost wonder if the mother isn't a kiddie diddler herself. Did anyone else think the pic of her and Courtney on halloween where he hand was on her belly a little odd? IDK, it looked weird to me. I bet she dies young or becomes a train wreck of the likes we've never seen before.
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I thank the gods that I only had to deal with my mum and not a mother like she has. My mum may not have been perfect but compared to Mama Porn Iguana she was a saint.
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I bet if you put her in pig tails, she easily becomes a blow job with handle bars!
omg lmao!!!:d
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It doesn't say she can't read or write it says she won't read or write, maybe she doesn't like to read and most people don't write anything now days, they type it or text it.
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An oldie but a goodie:
How does a French woman hold her liquor?
By the ears!
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
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Warning...the following can't be unseen...
http://www.celebitchy.com/334776/cou...looks_better_/
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Looks like she replaced ol Dougy, with an even older creeper...
http://dlisted.com/2013/11/22/behold...-daddy-issues/
And wtf is wrong with her damned mouth in this pic:
http://dlisted.com/2013/11/22/behold.../wenn20872808/
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Porn Iguana!! LOL. That is the best description I've read about her ever.
Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils.
I love this thread
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If, at 19 (allegedly), you look more or less the same age as an 82-year-old... life: you're doing it wrong.
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Mamie Van Doren actually looks better. That woman is not 19. I would say she is closer to 30. Her whole life is a sham.
I mean, they say you die twice.
One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.
― Banksy
She must really enjoy the smell of prune juice, and ben gay.
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I was going to post something along these same lines, but y'all said it better. WTF is going on with her???? Didn't she (Courtney) get some of her injections or plastic surgery from one of husbands of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? I think I read that he and another plastic surgeon were supposed to get their own reality show, but I don't know if it will happen. If it does, I'm pretty sure we'll see Courtney going to that office every week. She was actually a very pretty teenager before she started with all the makeup, hair extensions, surgery and tanners. I think her before and after photos should be required viewing before anyone under the age of 21 goes in for any type of injections, surgery, anything.
To understand the living, you got to commune with the dead.
Minerva
Am I the only person who thinks fake tits that look like ass cheeks implanted on a woman's chest looks ridiculous and disgusting? What's with her and the geezers? That newest guy she's with makes my Dad look like a friggin teenager.
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Not all fake tits look like that Mammy. I had mine done and even my own gynecologist could not tell they were fake. Of course I went with something that was normal size. After I had my kids, mine went away, so I just went with what I had before and they look good. Now that I'm 50, I can lay down and they're not under my arm pits, which is always a plus. LOL
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To understand the living, you got to commune with the dead.
Minerva
I've only personally known two women who have had boob jobs. They also opted for the normal looking boobs as opposed to looking like they were trying to smuggle beach balls under their shirts. Some of these celebs have their boobs enlarged so much that the skin looks shiny from being stretched so tight. It reminds me of being engorged after my babies were born and looks painful. I'll stick with my long, saggy boobs, even if I have to roll them up like a joint. I'm fine with them keeping my armpits warm when I'm in bed. Lol
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Yeah, mine weren't even that stretched when they first got done. I don't know why these women start out so big. I mean at that rate, they're either going to have to keep getting bigger as age and gravity do their jobs or get reconstructive surgery to keep them up where they belong. She also doesn't ever seem to wear a bra, which is only going to make them sag. I wear mine almost constantly and sleep in a sports bra (when I'm alone wink, wink).
To understand the living, you got to commune with the dead.
Minerva
Most of the women with the extreme implants aren't very big women. I don't see how they hold them up and their backs must hurt all of the time. My back hurts from lugging my boobs around and they aren't a fraction of the size of some women's fake ones. There's no way in hell I could sleep in a bra of any description. When I get home from work, my bra comes off even before my shoes. I bet none of them sleep on their bellies.
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A lot of women with the giant beachball implants you're talking about end up getting things they call cages implanted in their backs later in life due to lower back pain. One who had this kinda sorta explained it to me. Apparently it's some kind of wire or metal framework that's either attached to or surrounds the spine to support the lower back.
She also said some of them get hooked on pain killers because of the implants. And others like Pam Anderson get them removed in exchange for more natural sized ones like McCourt says she has.
I'll be sticking with what I was born with. I love your description of yours, Mammy, LOL. Sounds exactly like something my mom and her natural double Fs would say, hahaha. She has back pain of course. Uses back supports and heat massage chair cushions for that.
My sister inherited those and got a reduction in her mid 20's. She was much happier for it too.
Courtney is tiny framed. So yeah, not only is hers a bad boob job but they just look unnatural. Not unexpected since she's all about attention whoring.
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Thanks for the explanation. I'd never heard of the cage implants. That sure sounds like an awful lot of hassle just to have ginormous boobs. I'll stick with the worn out old gals I have. Haha
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Does to me too. So does the fixing of stretched skin once giant implants are removed.
The person who told me about the cage thing said there's no such thing as just pulling out giant implants you've had for years and putting in new ones. The skin and the nipple get stretched all out of whack too. So they put in smaller implants, then have to fix all that and have a lift too. More expensive than the cage deal is what that gal told me. When she did I thought, yeah but shit attached to your spine? That seems dangerous to me.
The gal who told me that died a year later. OD'd on pain killers with a booze chaser. They ruled it accidental as family and friends interviewed stated she felt so good from the pain killers that she probably didn't realize mixing them with even one glass of wine is enough to stop a person's heart. Others suspected foul play as she'd just been through a nasty divorce. But there was no evidence to back up that theory.
I just had time to check out the link about Courtneys New beaux. Looks like someone has a daddy complex. Just like the chick who committed suicide above. Up oh.
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God those things look painful (the boobs and the lips). She is looking more and more plastic. How much more pathetic can she get?
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The classic Barbie Doll as the female ideal isn't so appealing when it comes to life is it? Whether someone does it to themselves or when someone else ingrains in them that they must do it in order to be attractive.
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Hey, look! It's a blowjob with a lisp!
She looks as dumb as she actually is. Stupidity oozes from every pore on her.
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That pic makes her look like she has a cleft palate. Weirdness! It's gotta be that whole fish hook mouth thing though. Probably caught mid sentence. Assuming she can string enough words together to make one, of course.
*Is reminded of that movie Nell only with Court in the lead role instead of Jodie KnowsHowToAct Foster.
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Nik from the website "the dirty" swears she is a actually still married to Doug and that she is doing the fake divorce thing to set up for an up and coming reality show.
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