A Scanner Darkly
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405296/
Sorry..I just didn't get it..
-Morbid1
A Scanner Darkly
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405296/
Sorry..I just didn't get it..
-Morbid1
Am I the only person who saw and HATED "The Wicker Man" with Nicolas Cage? OMG, it was absolutely HORRENDOUS! Horrible, horrible movie! I think that may be the top for my list... I'll get back to this when I think of some others.
Most Ernest movies were stupid as well.
An adaptation of the fairy tale, Cinderella traces the misadventures of our heroine, who, via the help of her "fairy" (i.e. gay) godmother, is granted heightened sexual prowess to win over Prince Charming. After a blindfolded orgy at the royal castle, the nerdy Prince must sleep with every willing woman in his kingdom until he finds that one, mysterious lover who so "stood out" on the night of the sex Ball. Written by Lammastide
The guy who directed it is named Michael Pataki(think that is right)
I was wrong, he is mainly an actor.
Not only did he direct the 1977 soft porn version of Cinderella,but
also episodes of 'The Nancy Drew Mysteries'
NOTHING and I mean NOTHING is dumber than John Tavolta's "Stayin Alive" WTF was that?? I lost an hour and change of my life I can never get back. And at the end he says, "I'm gonna strut" HOLY HELL!
One of a series of "adult" versions of classic fairy tales made in the 1970s, this silly, smutty take on the story of Cinderella, directed by actor Michael Pataki, lends a whole new meaning to the phrase "someday my prince will come." Exploitation favorite Cheryl "Rainbeaux" Smith stars as the put-upon girl whose wicked, perpetually half-naked stepsisters (Yana Nirvana, Marilyn Corwin) make her operate a spinning wheel that powers their sex toys. Her fairy godmother is a camp black man (Sy Richardson) and whose prince (Brett Smiley) must sleep with all the girls in his magical kingdom before the royal orgy at which he will announce his wedding plans. The film was released in both R- and X-rated versions, neither of which was hardcore.
i would have changed channels on casino if i could. steve allen was not able to save it.
Larry the Cable Guy is excruciatingly painful to witness, made even worse when watching it with family members who think it's brilliantly hilarious.
You are most correct!
Another stupid film 'Blood Freak' The only pro religious/anti-drug/gore film ever made. It involves a guy whose head turns into a turkey head after doing experimental drugs.
I have to say I have 2:
My niece made me watch the Neverending Story 2 with her the other day...and let me tell you that I was secretly clawing my eyes out inside. It was that bad. Now, when i was a kid we had the original Neverending Story and it wasn't THAT bad...But one of the worst things about the 2nd one: Jack Black is one of the "starring" roles (and I like Jack Black!) but his acting was awful! I was very disappointed with that.
The next one would be Pan's Labrynth. By the previews and all, you think that you are up for a sci-fi type mystical movie. You are intrigued and ready to watch. By the end you are sorely disappointed and kinda grossed out by all the very graphic war-murders. This made me very sad!
2001 A Space Odyssey
Food of the Gods, Killer Klowns and Phantasym (I think i'd misspelled that.)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Alone in the Dark, and House of the Dead.
I just remembered another stupid movie my Niece dragged me to..Ya ready??
From Justin to Kelly...UUGGHH
Bugsy Malone...I know you remember that! Scott Baio and Jodie Foster...
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]peek-a-boo!!
Ah, Bugsy Malone- I saw that years ago, it was a musical wasn't it?
anything with Asstown Kuchter in it...he's the new Kenau Reeves
Bonfire of the Vanities. The book was good, tho.
The Scarlet Letter
Ishtar
The Postman
Howard the Duck
The Demi Moore version of the Scarlet Letter is sooo bad. I really wonder if anyone read the book before making the film.
Titanic
Pearl Harbour
Reds
Anything with J-Lo (still Jenny from the block....................yeah right).
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
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Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
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The Sum of All Fears
That was the worst piece of shit
That one was pretty bad, especially since Travolta and Lily Tomlin played lovers, yet they looked exactly like brother and sister... Travolta might have the market cornered on bad movies, like the previously mentioned "Battlefield Earth" and "Stayin' Alive" (and "Perfect", which no one has mentioned and might be the worst of all)-- but his good movies were really classics, so it all evens out.
Personally, the worst movie I've ever seen might be "Dr. T and the Women" with Richard Gere.
If not the worst, definitely in the
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I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
'Eye of The Tiger' starring Gary Busey(I think he was in it)
Gigli
Shanghai Surprise
I hate those Ocean 11,12,13 movies. Very stupid. A bunch of Hollywood elite types getting together for a big inside joke.
I will defend your right to hate the movie(Under the Cherry Moon)...
Becuase I'm old, I was into the Xanadu (But Jesus, Gene Kelly on Roller Skates ?!!!!)
I liked the cheesiness of "Can't stop the Music"
It was awful, but Some say Disco was awful, too...
Showgirls, should e the next RHPS!!!
"You are a whore, darlin' (So's your mother...Hey Crystal, show us your tits !)
I hated that Batman shit with George Clooney...
I kept thinking, "This has got to get better..." The the credits came up.
But, the worse movies I ever saw, was
"Electric Horseman" & "Rhinestone"
I puked for and hour after those...
Xanadu! Whooo!
Also:
'Thank God It's Friday'
and 'Time's Square' (great soundtrack,but even the director is sad about what the studio did to the film)
Tie between "Orange County" and "Taxi" (w/ Queen Latifa)
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"The Black Dahlia." What a stinking pile of excrement...a huge, HUGE disappointment.
For those who wonder what happens at the end of 'The Worm eaters'(cause you know you want to):P
The guy who turned everyone into worms gets attacked by the worm people-I think he gets hit by a truck.
The people who become worms appear to get brown sleeping bags wrapped about their lower parts to be worms.
"Soul Plane" really bad, but really funny!
'Psychos in Love'
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I thoght "Pump Up The Volume" was the most inane , boring , contrived piece of shit. First of all that Jack Nicholson wannabe starred in it, then it pandered to the most basic corporate wet dream of GenX $$$$$ in the early 90's. Oooh I'm a dork by day and an inspiring pirate dj/cultural guru by night. The dumbest scene is when the rich popular girl puts her crap in the microwave and almost blows her ass to oblivion. Then the parents are outraged by this mysterious svengali in thier midst. DUMB!