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    deathybrad Guest

    Funny Headlines

    Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

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    Haha, that was pretty good!
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    I bet the other seven fell right in line.
    Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.

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    hoxharding Guest
    *LOL* I hope she had good reason to do that!=)

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    Jazbabee Guest
    ROFL - I love these kinds of headlines !

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    opheliahardin Guest
    Years ago, a friend and I used to swap these from the San Francisco Chronicle. It began with the headline, Red Tape Holds up Bridge.

    In fact, if you google the term, you can probably find many more.

    Granny's feat is right up there, too!

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    Funny Headline for 7/30

    Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing

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    don't_axe_me Guest
    LMAO!

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    Wonder what he will say in his own defense? HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Tha wasn't funny at all, was it?

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    Morbid1 Guest
    Haha..brad your a nut!



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    Smackman Guest
    Too funny!

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    FloridaDeathHag Guest
    That's as good as the TV guide summary for a Dynasty episode, "Krystle turns on Alexis."

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    Vamp Guest
    Excellent! I remember Jay Leno used to read such headlines on The Tonight Show. I don't know if he still does but that one would make it! :0

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    Pryncis Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Vamp View Post
    Excellent! I remember Jay Leno used to read such headlines on The Tonight Show. I don't know if he still does but that one would make it! :0
    YES, he does. Monday nights!!! It's my 2nd favorite show of the week...

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    Karnag72 Guest
    Here's a clip of Leno's funny headlines...

    http://www.jibjab.com/view/142858

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    MorbidMolly Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by deathybrad View Post
    Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
    WRONG IN SOOOOOOO MANY WAYS BUT PURE DE GOLD........LMAOOOOOOOOOO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karnag72 View Post
    Here's a clip of Leno's funny headlines...

    http://www.jibjab.com/view/142858
    Thanks so much! I can never get enough of Headlines!
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    Funny Headline for 7/31

    Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

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    Quote Originally Posted by deathybrad View Post
    Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

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    Sounds good to me, now thats proactive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msmojorisin84 View Post
    Nip it in the bud!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alanwench View Post
    Nip it in the bud!
    Poor ole Emma Watson must be at it again with her jay-walkery.

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    Mrs. James Dean Guest
    Here's one that relates to this board....

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    hehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. James Dean View Post
    Here's one that relates to this board....

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    hehehe
    I think I may have pissed myself laughing at that one, thanks!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs. James dean View Post
    here's one that relates to this board....

    typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead

    hehehe
    roflmao!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. James Dean View Post
    Here's one that relates to this board....

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    hehehe

    Hahahaha I wonder what the person who wrote this was smoking lmfao

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    15 points for a jaywalker!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nessa View Post
    15 points for a jaywalker!
    I wanna ride with you!

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    Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Trim View Post
    Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
    I think it has something to do with that stupid box they put you in..,

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    Quote Originally Posted by howdidyoubuyit? View Post
    i think it has something to do with that stupid box they put you in..,
    roflmao
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    Vamp Guest
    LOL good one.

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    Funny Headline for 8/1

    Two convicts evade noose, jury hung

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    Blondin Guest
    Do you think some of these headline writers are trying to be funny, as opposed to being clueless?

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    pvezz Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Blondin View Post
    Do you think some of these headline writers are trying to be funny, as opposed to being clueless?
    Prolly a little of both - lol

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    that's a job I'd like to have, making up funny headlines
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    Smackman Guest
    I'm not creative enough... But I would enjoy the fruits of your labor!

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    deathybrad Guest

    Funny Headlines for 8/12

    William Kelly was fed secretary

    or

    Milk drinkers are turning to powder

    or

    Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deathybrad View Post
    William Kelly was fed secretary

    or

    Milk drinkers are turning to powder

    or

    Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
    Comedy drum roll please

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    Ha ha!
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    ksol Guest
    LOL

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    Ah, I needed that today. Thanks!

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    Armcast Guest
    Truly funny!!!

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    Ken Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by deathybrad View Post
    William Kelly was fed secretary

    or

    Milk drinkers are turning to powder

    or

    Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
    The "rimshot" plays right into the Uranus joke...oooo painful!

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    Pryncis Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by deathybrad View Post
    William Kelly was fed secretary
    I wonder if she tasted like chicken?

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    hoxharding Guest
    I know this is not a funny situation. Yet if you read it another way,at least I found it amusing:
    'Georgia attacks Russia'
    "The South will rise again-whoooo!'
    (yes, I know, it is not Georgia the state-I still found it funny though)

    *Boy what did that secretary do to get fed to William Kelly?*=)

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    Armcast Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    The "rimshot" plays right into the Uranus joke...oooo painful!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pryncis View Post
    I wonder if she tasted like chicken?



    *chuckles*

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    deathybrad Guest

    Funny Headlines for 8/13

    Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter

    or

    Miners refuse to work after death

    or

    Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

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