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  1. 07-21-2008, 01:18 PM #1
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    Dercy Goncalves - Topless at 84, Dead at 101

    SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) -- Dercy Goncalves, a Brazilian actress
    and comedian known for her vulgar wit and scandalous behavior, has
    died. She was 101.
    Goncalves died Saturday of respiratory problems after being
    hospitalized the same day with pneumonia, said Rio de Janeiro's
    Hospital Sao Lucas.
    Goncalves was known for speaking her mind, often peppering her
    conversation with obscenities. In 1991, she shocked Brazil by
    parading topless on a Carnival float. She was 84 at the time.
    Goncalves kept working late in life and made several TV
    appearances after turning 100.

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...
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    Any pics of the Parade float?
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  3. 07-21-2008, 01:23 PM #3
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    Took the words right outa my mouth! Show the saggy titties!!

    Quote Originally Posted by JefeStone View Post
    Any pics of the Parade float?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JefeStone View Post
    Any pics of the Parade float?

    NO!!! Don't post them. She may look better than some of us youngins and we'll get depressed!!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by JefeStone View Post
    Any pics of the Parade float?

    eeeeeeewwwwww...(on second thought, lemme check )
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  7. 07-21-2008, 01:30 PM #7
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    Duster you scallywag!! Dirty old man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JefeStone View Post
    I found one
    C'mon, Jef, let's see!
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    http://www.freakium.com/edicao10_samba6.jpg

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  11. 07-21-2008, 01:35 PM #11
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    I read somewhere her cause of death was when she was getting out of the tub she tripped over her tits and went head first into the sink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JefeStone View Post
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    Nevermind!!! I've got tits like rocks now that I see what's going on.
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  13. 07-21-2008, 01:38 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by JefeStone View Post
    http://www.freakium.com/edicao10_samba6.jpg

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    ewwwww, she looks like Martha Raye!!!! or maybe Dion Warwick..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by biguncfan View Post
    i read somewhere her cause of death was when she was getting out of the tub she tripped over her tits and went head first into the sink.
    roflmao!!!
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  15. 07-21-2008, 01:45 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morty View Post
    roflmao!!!
    Thanks. But seriously what if it were true. Damn.
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    Y'know...she's not half bad.

    (OMFG I can't believe I just thought that...)
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  17. 07-21-2008, 01:56 PM #17
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    Mamie Van Doren still poses naked doesn't she?
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  18. 07-21-2008, 01:57 PM #18
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    i knew it. She does look like martha raye..spooky. Thats refreshing to know at that age people can feel so great about themselves enough to do that sorta thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JefeStone View Post
    http://www.freakium.com/edicao10_samba6.jpg

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    Um. I'm sure they were very nice 60 years ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chevyheaven View Post
    i knew it. She does look like martha raye..spooky. .

    At first I was thinking of Rachel Ray and trying to figure out where the resemblance was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biguncfan View Post
    Thanks. But seriously what if it were true. Damn.
    If it were true, I wouldn't be able to pick myself up from the floor I'd be laughing so hard...
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  22. 07-21-2008, 02:49 PM #22
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    Holy crap! But if you think about it they really aren't that bad for 84...I was half expecting to see her boobs on the floor of the float..
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    l don't care about her tits.
    l'm glad she had fun. RIP, Dercy!
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  24. 07-21-2008, 03:27 PM #24
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    Oh Geeze,maybe if she looked like this?
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  25. 07-21-2008, 03:42 PM #25
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    I actually didn't think the pic was that bad for being 84. From what you can see anyway.
    Bet she had a HELL of a life.
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  26. 07-21-2008, 04:18 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by duster View Post
    At first I was thinking of Rachel Ray and trying to figure out where the resemblance was.
    In the tits.

    I love so much how the headline for this thread makes it sound like her sordid lifestyle led to her tragic end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biguncfan View Post
    I read somewhere her cause of death was when she was getting out of the tub she tripped over her tits and went head first into the sink.

    LOL
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  28. 07-21-2008, 05:26 PM #28
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    For Christ's sake, the woman is 84!!!!

    I have seen way worse tits on women in their 20's and 30's in the morgue!
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  29. 07-21-2008, 05:50 PM #29
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    Oh,theres a playboy pictorial of her too.She was 93-94 at time. Oh, and she did show her breasts on a tv show around 2000-2001.
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    Quote Originally Posted by duster View Post
    SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP)
    In 1991, she shocked Brazil by parading topless on a Carnival float. She was 84 at the time.
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    Jeeze...if she looks half as great as Helen Mirren (sp?) please bring her on.

    I am there for Helen; sorry, P!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimC View Post
    Jeeze...if she looks half as great as Helen Mirren (sp?) please bring her on.

    I am there for Helen; sorry, P!
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  33. 07-21-2008, 07:24 PM #33
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    *shudders* I'm scarred for life.

    Aww, she lived a long life though.
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  34. 07-21-2008, 07:27 PM #34
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    Admittedly, I'm not a boobage connesuier, but she had it goin' on....for an old gal. I'll bet she was a party girl. R.I.P., Dersy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chevyheaven View Post
    i knew it. She does look like martha raye..spooky. Thats refreshing to know at that age people can feel so great about themselves enough to do that sorta thing.
    Yes, more power to the older folks who want to do that sort of thing, but I don't want to see 'em doing it!
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  36. 07-21-2008, 07:47 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alanwench View Post
    Yes, more power to the older folks who want to do that sort of thing, but I don't want to see 'em doing it!
    I would rather see her than some of the 20 year olds with their muffin tops hanging over their pants and their stretch marked boobies hanging out of their tank tops at the grocery store.

    Don't they look in the mirror before they leave the house?
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    In all seriousness, it makes me happy that she was able to do that! More power to her and her 84 year old tits! Woot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lisalouver View Post
    I would rather see her than some of the 20 year olds with their muffin tops hanging over their pants and their stretch marked boobies hanging out of their tank tops at the grocery store.

    Don't they look in the mirror before they leave the house?
    No joke!! My husband thought he was cool one day and accidentally said "mushroom tops." LOL My daughter and I laughed until we cried and he had no idea what he did wrong.
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  39. 07-22-2008, 06:06 AM #39
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    Hell her tits are better than mine!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xenaswolf View Post
    Hell her tits are better than mine!
    I'm pretty sure hers are/were fake though.

    By the way, what are "muffin tops" or "mushroom tops"? I'm not connecting anything there...
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    God love her, lol!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by duster View Post
    I'm pretty sure hers are/were fake though.

    By the way, what are "muffin tops" or "mushroom tops"? I'm not connecting anything there...
    I actually had to Google that a while back:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin_top
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    Can I add 'whale tail' to this, too?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_tail
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    Quote Originally Posted by madeline View Post
    I actually had to Google that a while back:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin_top

    OMG I can't stop laughing....Muffin tops?!?!? And where does whale tail come from?
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  45. 07-22-2008, 11:50 AM #45
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    If an octogenarian wants to bounce her boobies on a parade float more power to her!!! She's doing something right she lived to be 101
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunshine74137 View Post
    If an octogenarian wants to bounce her boobies on a parade float more power to her!!! She's doing something right she lived to be 101
    When you're 80+ you should be able to bounce your boobies wherever you damn well please, just for living that long!

    I'd love to know what her secret was!!!
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  47. 07-22-2008, 12:03 PM #47
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    Well...y'all asked for it...so here you go!
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    Far as I'm concerned, you can bounce your boobies wherever you want at any age. In fact, Chevy and I encourage it
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