hahahahah
oh yes, the most hilarious part of the show is when the two hillbillies dog and beth 'talk' to the locals by adopting the local vernacular.
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a funny ass parody. son duane lee tells all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4mlf73tL2Q
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I would love to see a crossover reality tv moment. have dog the bounty hunter crew chase after all those non paying judgement ridden deadbeats on the 'housewives of orange county' like slade, lynn, brooks, tamra, et all.
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how many of us women have the talent to sit down and rest your tits on your knees? I cant imagine how much arm pillows she gains when she lays flat with no bra.
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lmao
Lord Beth, don't unzip those pants
even Dog is turning away....nice cigarette in your left hand there dog. anyone think he bothers with tossing the butt in the ash can?
Last edited by johnny; 05-27-2012 at 07:26 PM.
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Those big, sweaty tittys would make a dandy place to store your beach supplies without carrying a totebag. There is no telling how much tanning lotion and cigarettes would fit between those things, if they didn't mind a little titty butter.
*Hurl*
as Beth gets ready to unzip, all i can say is 'Look Out Below'...
my real issue with Beth is her mean spirited personality and with the Dog it is his huckster prison persona. 'just here to help ya, bra...'
if you ever notice, they run roughshod over folks who don't have a lot. tearing through neighborhoods of poor to low income, as they call it 'lighting it up' when they are hunting for someone who jumped bail or missed a court date.
as they go into the homes macing folks or threatening to mace them. too be honest, i was always surprised that someone didn't get shot.
Beth loves to throw out the insults to folks and get things going. how many times when a situation was calmed down did you have Beth just running her mouth and making it so Leland or Tim or Duane would have to step in. She was a liability most of the time.
i happened to be working in Hawaii when the Feds came to arrest Dog, Tim, and Leland. It was damn funny to hear Beth and the gang carp about having the agents come into THEIR home at 6 am and arrest Dog, Tim, and Leland.
What was their crime? Oh they had missed their Court Date from that Mexico City Caper.
How many times had we heard Beth yell out in that trailer trash voice 'gotta make your court date!'
hmmmmmm, kind of funny when it happened to them they didn't like it.
Last edited by johnny; 05-28-2012 at 07:45 AM.
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So, is the general consensus that those are not a lovely set of coconuts?
Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils.
They look more like morbidly obese ass cheeks.
Or like she's nursing a couple of bald guys.
My back hurts just looking at them o_O
They're the same size as mine. I however happen to be over six feet tall and built like a linebacker. And they STILL look ridiculous on me. I just wanna smack this bitch into using some of that A&E dosh for a reduction.
RJ
the other difference is that you have much more class than beth. she's just an obnoxious person. so it's not the breasts per se, it's really about who is attached to 'em. beth is just horrid. i saw her once in hawaii as i walked by the bail bonds office where they were filming and she was just cursing out Dog and the crew. just horrid.
Last edited by johnny; 05-28-2012 at 03:41 PM.
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okay, if A&E wanted to save the show they would bring in Slade from the Housewives of Orange County.
He can be the new office intern. Let him work his magic on Beth.
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First pic ever of a blonde-wigged Buddha sucking something out from between his teeth. Scholars will ponder this for centuries.
Look's to me Dog saw a photo of a Rooster and said yes I want that hair cut and the rest is history..
He says it's an ode to his heritage but I'm inclined to go with the rooster theory.
I love the Rooster Theory and the Blonde Buddha.
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LOL! What a pitiful couple to see at the beach. I wouldn't want to get in the water after they had been in it! lol
There is probably a skim of oil on the top of the water where the mawg has been swimming. Eewww!
one can only imagine the horror of being at the beach and smelling that smoke from the Dog and the carping coming out of Beth.
i saw it once in hawaii outside their bail bond office and trust me, having them in swimwear would NOT make it a more tolerable situation....
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and remember folks. Some people pee in the pool, ocean..etc Enjoy your vacation! lol
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anyone seen the commercial for their new show? ugh I was glad when their 15 minutes were up
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Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
It's baaaack!
UGH!
Well, there went my plans for a late lunch...
If he wore a girdle he could push that gut up high enough so he and Beth could sport matching racks.
I can't believe these clowns keep coming back.
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