Tiger Woods

[atomicbettie]

I agree, good for her. She is a beautiful woman with beautiful children. I am glad she is going to leave him. I could see trying to work it out with him if it was a one time thing, but this guy obviously had no regard for his marriage vows, with women all over the world.

[Nicki]

No offense taken, Jane. Hitting some of these guys in the wallet can be the only way to get even. No matter how rich he is, he still loves that money.

I personally wouldn't go for the money. A steamroller is more my style.

LOL... Steamroller sounds good! To be honest, it doesn't sound like he was home very much at all. AND it doesn't appear that he took his family with him very often.....Ummmmmmmmm Wonder why?

[radiojane]

No offense taken, Jane. Hitting some of these guys in the wallet can be the only way to get even. No matter how rich he is, he still loves that money.

I personally wouldn't go for the money. A steamroller is more my style.

yeah... I'd shoot the fucker's balls off myself....

[1karenhb]

Congrats to Elin for planning on leaving his sorry ass.

[SomeChick]

Ahahahaaaaaa!

NEW YORK - Elin Nordegren, the Swedish model who married Tiger Woods in 2004, will divorce the billionaire golf star following the sex scandal that has halted his career, according to media reports Wednesday.

He is now free to date Courtney. Still a use for the golf balls.

[ichabodius]

Wonder if his wife has any dirt? Im sure well find out soon.

[Nelliebean]

Wonder if his wife has any dirt? Im sure well find out soon.

I'm sure the usual nude pictures will surface.

[Miho]

I'm sure the usual nude pictures will surface.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[neilmpenny]

On E! tonight they had his first girlfriend being interviewed. She trotted out the obligatory pics and vids of when they were together.

Everyone is riding this gravy train.

Seriously, does anyone with any common sense really want to be a celeb?

Make your money and live under the radar.

[Northern Lights]

[neilmpenny]

I have a subscription to Harvard Business Review. In the latest issue they have a one page advert from accenture (who just dropped him). The caption to the advert is 'Its what you do next that counts' which is pretty ironic. Will scan tomorrow evening and post.

[duster]

Maybe this is a guy thing, but...

Isn't divorce a bit extreme? It was just a few indiscretions, ffs.
Seems like a relatively minor reason to throw away an entire marriage. I'd prefer to see them at least try to work out their problems first...

[Mickey]

Fool me once, shame on me.
Fool me twice, shame on you.
Fool me 12+ times....I think I'd divorce him, too!!!!

No, I don't think that this marriage would be worth saving if I were in her shoes. He's not worth it.

[atomicbettie]

I agree. Like I said earlier, if it was one time and I found out about it, then I would try and work on it. It would be hard, because I don't know how I could trust them again after something like that but I would try. But if he had 14 mistresses, that's another story. That's not just oops, I met someone, I was at a bad place, things happened. That's I don't give a shit about my marriage vows. I can actually think of nothing more major to end my marriage over. OK, maybe if he killed someone, but as far as relationship issues, i think multiple affairs is pretty major.

[Desertrose]

I would divorce him too. Especially knowing everyone he was involved with was unprotected sex. That is totally irresponsible.

[atomicbettie]

I would divorce him too. Especially knowing everyone he was involved with was unprotected sex. That is totally irresponsible.

Oh yes I forgot about that. So not only did he not have any regard for their marriage vows, he pretty much had no regard for her life. Asshole.

[cachluv]

Only an idiot would stay in a marriage like this one. Forget about the money. Forget the gender of the cheaters and victims, etc....only a dumbass would stay with someone who has cheated (*period, in my opinion, but) at least 14 times with other people. Fuck that. You can't ever trust that person again. Ever. Everything is a lie.

The only reason this baseless motherfucker is sorry is because his ass got caught. Otherwise, today and every day, it would be par for the damn course and he would be balls deep in some different tramp every day of the week.

I heard on Nancy Grace that his wife broke his teeth out with the telephone and that's why he won't appear in public at all.

I don't agree with taking the kids overseas. He didn't cheat on them and for all we know he's a stellar Dad. I know that probably sounds confusing but it's entirely possible he sucks at being a husband while being a great Dad. I don't agree with taking them so far away. The point should be to get away from him while making the separation from the kids as minimal as possible.

He's a dirtbag. Sorry. Once, twice = maybe rumors. 14+ ?????
And I want to know about the credit card charges to these escort services. There are probably dozens upon dozens of women who he's dipped into since his marriage. What a piece of shit this "man" is.

[neilmpenny]

I would be out of there if I were her.

[knothere]

ok marriage = moneys are subjected to both

helo id fukin know what my hub was spendin everyfukin penny on just as i d expect him to know where all our pennys r goin

[radiojane]

Maybe this is a guy thing, but...

Isn't divorce a bit extreme? It was just a few indiscretions, ffs.
Seems like a relatively minor reason to throw away an entire marriage. I'd prefer to see them at least try to work out their problems first...

Pfft.... exactly.. That Elin's a quitter

[Bidmor]

Elin cleans his clock (physically and financially) and Tig will end up being a club pro somewhere. Why am I thinking about Caddyshack right now?

[Pat Bateman]

I get so I'm bordering on all out violence when I hear this as an excuse for infidelity. "I tried, but I'm just not 'wired' to be a one woman man' (or vice versa).Monogamy requires a little bit of effort and self control. It isn't a 'wiring' thing. And if you absolutely cannot keep it in your pants, you have no goddamned business committing to a lifetime partnership with someone.

Word
Why the hell did Tiger get married if he just wanted to bang hos?

[GrinReaper]

Maybe this is a guy thing, but...

Isn't divorce a bit extreme? It was just a few indiscretions, ffs.
Seems like a relatively minor reason to throw away an entire marriage. I'd prefer to see them at least try to work out their problems first...

Of course I can't answer for her. I can answer only for myself who had been a victim of being cheated on.

The thing is that it is a tough thing to let go of if you continue being in a relationship with that person.
Tiger put his lil tiger into holes where it shouldn't have gone.
That is a stigma that will always be there. It's not something that can be just forgotten about or erased or swept under a rug.
Plus he will probably continue to cheat as well.
In the earlier article that you linked, it claims that Tiger is still continuing to see one of his girlfriends.
He had, what? 14 affairs and counting? I just don't see this guy quitting any time soon. He may be a sex addict.

[GrinReaper]

The only reason this baseless motherfucker is sorry is because his ass got caught.

Exactly.
He certainly wasn't sorry enough to stop after the first few times.

I heard on Nancy Grace that his wife broke his teeth out with the telephone and that's why he won't appear in public at all.

I guess I would like more information on this.
He's an athlete probably with pretty good reflexes. If the phone was thrown then why didn't he dodge it?
If it is true that his teeth are broken, then fuck it. He can affoard any dentist anywhere.
And he's also probably not in public cause he's just too embarrased over this.
Well, I hope so anyway.

He's a dirtbag. Sorry. Once, twice = maybe rumors. 14+ ?????

No need to be sorry at all.

[neilmpenny]

Tiger's cougar mistress seeks love child payout


http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...-1225811602750

[michelle8461]

[quote=duster;976743]Maybe this is a guy thing, but...

Isn't divorce a bit extreme? It was just a few indiscretions, ffs.
Seems like a relatively minor reason to throw away an entire marriage. I'd prefer to see them at least try to work out their problems first...[/quote

Duster, hon....this wasn't a "few indiscretions". What's the count up to now...14? He literally FUCKED his life away. He hurt his wife, his kids and maybe his career. Nobody will think of him the same way again.

Trust is a big thing in a marriage. Once that's gone, there's nothing left.

[duster]

Of course I can't answer for her. I can answer only for myself who had been a victim of being cheated on.

The thing is that it is a tough thing to let go of if you continue being in a relationship with that person.
Tiger put his lil tiger into holes where it shouldn't have gone.
That is a stigma that will always be there. It's not something that can be just forgotten about or erased or swept under a rug.
Plus he will probably continue to cheat as well.
In the earlier article that you linked, it claims that Tiger is still continuing to see one of his girlfriends.
He had, what? 14 affairs and counting? I just don't see this guy quitting any time soon. He may be a sex addict.

You say that like it's a bad thing

[rickenbacker]

Wow. It just keeps getting worse! From sportspickle.com...I love those guys...

In what is perhaps the biggest bombshell yet in the Tiger Woods scandal, the golf superstar reportedly has had extensive dealings with a Canadian. The Canuck, a Dr. Anthony Galea, treated Woods after his knee surgery, claims the New York Times.
"If this is true, this could be the straw that breaks the camel's back," said PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem. "It's one thing to cheat on your wife and commit 'transgressions' and 'infidelities'. But palling around with a Canadian? It's just ... it's disappointing, to say the least. I hoped he would be more careful with his associations."
Woods has been closely linked to people from other countries before -- his caddie, Steve Williams is from New Zealand -- but that was seen as endearing because people from New Zealand have cool accents and an equally cool name: Kiwis. His wife, Elin, is Swedish, a respected country for its hot, blonde women. And the golfer's own mother, Kutilda, is from Thailand, which means "land of delicious food."
But a Canadian? Reactions have been quick and harsh.
"In light of this recent report, we are immediately ending all ties with Tiger Woods," said Nike spokesman Roger Tyrell. "Canadians do not have cool accents, other than purposely mispronouncing a few words, their women are unremarkable and their food is really no different than what we have here. I don't know what Tiger was thinking."
Woods has quickly gone into damage control mode, releasing a statement on his official website denying any use of steroids or performance-enhancing drugs. But that has only dug his hole even deeper.
"Notice he didn't deny hanging out with Canadians," said Finchem. "The worst thing we feared has come true."

[Giada]

Marriage of convenience to build an image and attract sponsors. He'll never have the same loving media attention he's had in the past.

He deserves all of the paps following he receives.

Happy to read Elin is moving on and taking care of herself and her children.

(So much for loving husband, loving dad ... "scammer.")

[Obsession]

After all the women coming out of the woodwork, those two kids practically have to move to another country, far, far away, from what Daddy did. Tiger has broken the mistress record, much more than any record he holds in golf. IMO the kids will hopefully be away from all this, in Sweden.

On the other hand, it is hard to believe that he's not making a fuss about it. I guess he has the money saved up, to fly to Sweden, and see his kids whenever he likes. Hubby had to have written permission, on his person, to take his daughter out of state.

[Nicki]

Another "Johnny" Joke:


It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.


Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."


Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."


Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."



Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."



Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.



Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"



Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."



Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."


Johnny is even madder than before.


Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"


Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."


Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."


Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.


When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"



The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"



Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

Tiger's cougar mistress seeks love child payout


http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...-1225811602750

From the discription it doesn't sound like it is Tigers Kid. Really she would have been buggin him for big bucks before now. Scammin for Money....Duh ya THINK!

[duster]

Wow. It just keeps getting worse! From sportspickle.com...I love those guys...

In what is perhaps the biggest bombshell yet in the Tiger Woods scandal, the golf superstar reportedly has had extensive dealings with a Canadian. The Canuck, a Dr. Anthony Galea, treated Woods after his knee surgery, claims the New York Times.
"If this is true, this could be the straw that breaks the camel's back," said PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem. "It's one thing to cheat on your wife and commit 'transgressions' and 'infidelities'. But palling around with a Canadian? It's just ... it's disappointing, to say the least. I hoped he would be more careful with his associations."
Woods has been closely linked to people from other countries before -- his caddie, Steve Williams is from New Zealand -- but that was seen as endearing because people from New Zealand have cool accents and an equally cool name: Kiwis. His wife, Elin, is Swedish, a respected country for its hot, blonde women. And the golfer's own mother, Kutilda, is from Thailand, which means "land of delicious food."
But a Canadian? Reactions have been quick and harsh.
"In light of this recent report, we are immediately ending all ties with Tiger Woods," said Nike spokesman Roger Tyrell. "Canadians do not have cool accents, other than purposely mispronouncing a few words, their women are unremarkable and their food is really no different than what we have here. I don't know what Tiger was thinking."
Woods has quickly gone into damage control mode, releasing a statement on his official website denying any use of steroids or performance-enhancing drugs. But that has only dug his hole even deeper.
"Notice he didn't deny hanging out with Canadians," said Finchem. "The worst thing we feared has come true."

Horrors!

[rickenbacker]

Yep...palling around with a Canadian...shocking!

[midnitelamp]

Elin cleans his clock (physically and financially) and Tig will end up being a club pro somewhere. Why am I thinking about Caddyshack right now?

likewise.

[duster]

Maybe that's why he didn't show for the Canadian Open this year? Didn't want to get himself a bad name

[duster]

Or not...

[Amber Raye]

There was once a time in America when women would have been ashamed to come forward and tell the world they'd fucked a married man, or any man, for that matter. I think these whores are just as guilty as he is!

I was like that when I cheated on my ex, I was so damn embarrassed by it so I refused to tell him.

If I cheated on my current boyfriend, I would feel so guilty, but I made a vow that I would never cheat on him, let alone any other guy I will ever date in the future!

I know I'm going to sound like a hypocrite (see above) but, what is so special about a guy who still fools around when he's married and has kids? To me, it's disgusting! I feel very bad for Elin and the kids.

I wish these married men could just keep their junk in their pants or something. =/

[Nicki]

Balls of the Tiger (The Tiger Woods Anthem)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxJYAOYngCw


Let Elli catch Tiger:

http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2...video-game.swf

[gapeach]

Updated December 18, 2009
Report: Tiger Woods Passes Time With Cartoons, Night Golf


NYPost.com

The troubled athlete now spends his days in seclusion


Tiger Woods

After all that time cavorting with an endless stream of floozies, Tiger Woods is now just a sad lone wolf.
The golf great has been spending his days in seclusion -- eating cereal and watching cartoons -- and his nights hitting golf balls to clear his head since his carefully crafted world unraveled following revelations of rampant womanizing that drove his wife out the door, it was reported yesterday.
Woods has isolated himself from even his closest friends since wife Elin Nordegren learned of his philandering ways, leading those close to him to worry he might be "cracking up."

[neilmpenny]

Heheheheheheheh

[desertangel]

Did anyone put Tiger in their 2010 Death Pool?

Rumour has it he may end up at the same treatment facility David Duchovney went to for sex addiction. Probably more speculation.

[thinkering]

Anyone else associating with Eddie Murphy's "HALF!"-skit from the 80's when reading and listening to the commentary?

Seriously, I don't care if she gets any of his money.
Just get the kids out, FFS.

[neilmpenny]

Anyone else associating with Eddie Murphy's "HALF!"-skit from the 80's when reading and listening to the commentary?

Seriously, I don't care if she gets any of his money.
Just get the kids out, FFS.

I remember that skit and boy was he bitter.

[lulubaines]

Elin will be fine. Tiger has had women throwing themselves at him for years. She had too know that, but even if half of the women are telling the truth, I would be checked for every std on the planet. He risked the life of his kid's mom just to fuck. Dirtbag.

[neilmpenny]

Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren wants the kids and 'half his fortune'


http://www.news.com.au/world/tiger-w...-1225812212888

[neilmpenny]

Tiger Woods feels mum's fury

Being married to an Asian lady I can tell you that family is above everything. What he did is not only a huge slap in the face of his Mrs but his mom as well, not to mention the rest of his family.


http://www.news.com.au/entertainment...-1225812247527

[sheri]

Hook Tiger up with Octotwit.

[Jod6cindy]

And here I was fooled all these years thinking he was a straight arrow and almost "white bread". To me, he always came across like such a conservative person.

My Dad was wrong when he said that Golf is a gentleman's sport. Tiger Woods ain't no gentleman!!

[Jod6cindy]

People are calling his girlfriends "whores" but he's a whore, too.

Men who cheat are NOT studs and NOT lady killers. They are whores!

[SomeChick]

Asshole is a unisex term.