Inmates' and Death Hags' Final Meal Requests

[More Cheese Please]

I think I would have the Melting Pot cater.

MMM... I know where I'm going tonight... good call

[Hidium]

If I was gonna get the electric chair, I think my last meal would have to be about a pound of un-popped popcorn. Just for spite.

I think I love you! That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I wanted Vicoden to 'do it my way', but your way seems like a GREAT revenge... just keep swallowing un-popped corn, imaging how much POPPED corn you could spew out with enough electricity pumping through you... I guess you already thought of that or you wouldn't have posted it... Do you think you'd need to drink water too? Also, that 'last meal' pictured by RaRaRamona looked pretty damn good. I think the McDonald's requests may be comfort food from their childhood. Maybe they never ate at a really good restaurant... But, imagine if your fries were cold... what a buzz kill,(no pun intended.)

[ApricotRoses]

Prime Rib, rare
King Crab Legs, loads of melted garlic butter
Large Shrimp Cocktail
Loaded Baked Potato
Steamed Broccoli
A bottle of fine Pinot Noir
and last but not least..... Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream.
Ok... now you can stick the needle in... I'm quite full, thanks.

[Morbid1]

A large jar of jiff peanut butter..and a large spoon!




-Morbid1

[RaRaRamona]

MMM... I know where I'm going tonight... good call

Mmmmm yes it's time to go again. I have two fondue pots but it's so much more fun to let them make it. I thought about getting a job there to learn how to make the cheese so well lol.

[Katie]

I use to read the last meal threads for the Texas death row. You would always see things like cases of coke, or steak and chicken, fish. Much more than any human could consume. I enquired, and found out that the prisoner would take orders from the other death row inmates, and share the meal with them.

[RaRaRamona]

I use to read the last meal threads for the Texas death row. You would always see things like cases of coke, or steak and chicken, fish. Much more than any human could consume. I enquired, and found out that the prisoner would take orders from the other death row inmates, and share the meal with them.

That makes sense - I wondered how some of those guys could eat & drink so much. So they allow that then The sharing?

[Jamie C.]

I think I love you! That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I wanted Vicoden to 'do it my way', but your way seems like a GREAT revenge... just keep swallowing un-popped corn, imaging how much POPPED corn you could spew out with enough electricity pumping through you... I guess you already thought of that or you wouldn't have posted it... Do you think you'd need to drink water too? Also, that 'last meal' pictured by RaRaRamona looked pretty damn good. I think the McDonald's requests may be comfort food from their childhood. Maybe they never ate at a really good restaurant... But, imagine if your fries were cold... what a buzz kill,(no pun intended.)

Oh, believe me, sugar, you don't love me. Hell, you probably wouldn't even like me, if you had to live with me for very long.

And the inspiration? for the popcorn thing was half "Jiffy Pop" and half... um... the fat guy in Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life". ( I think that's the right movie. )

Oh, and extra water would be useless... popcorn does it's thing because of the water inside the kernel boiling and causing a mini explosion. Water on the outside would only soften the hull and lessen the effect. ( Probably more than anyone here ever wanted to know about popcorn. )

Still, a little of something to wash it down would be a requirement, I think... Bourbon, maybe.

[RaRaRamona]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Bs1ZZ-7b8

[bluebear71]

A fifth of jack daniels, a carton of marlboro, and a shit load of oxyconton (if its good enough for Rush L. its good enough for me!). Oh and maybe a hot pocket or 2.

[charlesmansonsbabygirl]

sorry folks! No alcohol or vicodin allowed. altho they did give bundy a valium? Gacy had fried chicken and strawberries.

[GrinReaper]

I noticed that a lot of the death row inmates in Texas ordered jalapenos.
Nothing I would want.
It's an interesting curiosity.

[pogobean]

BBQ ribs....................then lemon meringue pie!!

[Mrs. Watson]

Bacon wrapped filet mignon with a red wine demi-glace
truffle whipped mashed potatoes
big green salad with lots of gorgonzola and crutons with real vinegarette dressing, none of that bottled swill
fresh steamed green beans
hot italian bread
a jerobaum of chianti and not the cheap stuff in the tacky wicker bottle thingy

and for dessert, my own molten chocolate cakes, about six (they are individual servings) with fresh sugared raspberries and a big old bottle of Piper Hiedesak and a carton of English Ovals

I'd be so full I'd just peacefully fall asleep before the needle goes in.

[Hidium]

You guys, I've mentioned that I had a bout with anorexia that I'm over now... so I think that's why the first time I put that I wanted Coke Blak and Vicoden. Now that I'm no longer anorexic... I'm going to ammend my choice. Now it would be: Ice Cold Coke Blak and dry Top Raman. 3 bags, no spice packages. Thank you.

[Katie]

Now let's turn the question around, and let everyone answer. You know yourself better than anyone. Would you want to eat, knowing that you were about to die?

If you eat when nervous, or if you don't when nervous?

[shellileigh]

Olive Gardens "Tour of Italy"
Chili's "Molten Lava Cake"
Coke

and die a happy woman

[Hidium]

Now let's turn the question around, and let everyone answer. You know yourself better than anyone. Would you want to eat, knowing that you were about to die?

If you eat when nervous, or if you don't when nervous?

I stop eating when under stress. If I were about to die but didn't realize it -- say I happened to be eating a Hostess Cupcake, and someone came up behind me and hit me in the head with a brick... then I'd be eating something before death. Otherwise, I doubt food would enter the death equation. Unless, I was poisoned by my mother at Thanksgiving dinner, which is possible. She is still threatening to cook that turkey and it's mid-February, for cryin' out loud.

[RaRaRamona]

I can't eat when I'm nervous.

[djdeath-hag]

I can't eat when I'm nervous.

What she said............big time! Although, the earlier suggestion of un-popped popcorn does seem quite appropriate..........with a rosemary olive oil chaser!

[Hidium]

What she said............big time! Although, the earlier suggestion of un-popped popcorn does seem quite appropriate..........with a rosemary olive oil chaser!

That was epic... the last meal of unpopped popcorn. I will remember that for the rest of my life and probably steal that line... That was so damn funny! Jamie C. came up with that one... un-popped popcorn right before the electric chair. I love Jamie C.

[prettypixie1986]

Id ask for chinese food.

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[RaRaRamona]

Id ask for chinese food.

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You'd be hungry again before you died though.

[More Cheese Please]

You'd be hungry again before you died though.

HAH! Good one How about a souffle? Although it might not be "stiff" enough by the time you need it.

[Jason]

I used to think something that took a long time to make... but now I realize that is stupid. I guess I would have to go with a bacon cheese burger and fries washed down with a coke. Followed by a Reeses Peanut butter sundae from Friendly's (the really big one).

Also, if they allow it I would like to get so drunk that I pass out... then I won't even notice being killed.

[Bigfoot]

There's this very interesting website that explains a lot of executed inmates last meals http://www.deadmaneating.com/dmearch.html

[Jason]

Hinojosa has a final meal request of a chef salad with ranch dressing, 12 pieces of fried chicken, five jalapeno nachos with chili cheese, four fried eggs over easy, French fries, onion rings, six Cokes, 6 Big Reds, and ketchup

and a partridge in a pear tree.

[Tony Trout]

For my last meal, give me a big ol' juicy steak and fries and a salad and a big glass of Pepsi!!

[Queen_Death_Hag]

Hinojosa has a final meal request of a chef salad with ranch dressing, 12 pieces of fried chicken, five jalapeno nachos with chili cheese, four fried eggs over easy, French fries, onion rings, six Cokes, 6 Big Reds, and ketchup

and a partridge in a pear tree.

Maybe he was hoping that he'd puke all over everyone when the time came.

[Jason]

Maybe he was hoping that he'd puke all over everyone when the time came.

I know right... they say things naturally come out of you after you pass, maybe he just wanted to give them a bigger mess to clean

[RaRaRamona]

There's this very interesting website that explains a lot of executed inmates last meals http://www.deadmaneating.com/dmearch.html

I think that's this whole thread was based on.

[Hidium]

There's this very interesting website that explains a lot of executed inmates last meals http://www.deadmaneating.com/dmearch.html

Thanks for the cool link Bigfoot. Also, are the creatures in your avatar picture yours, if so, what are their names?

[Hidium]

I know right... they say things naturally come out of you after you pass, maybe he just wanted to give them a bigger mess to clean

I like the way you think. I wonder if they would give you a can of that stuff you can spray in a flat tire in an emergency, you know, to plug up the hole until you can get to a gas station? If I was going to eat a lot, that's what I would want to do, seems more lady-like. But, there is something to be said about them having to clean up after me...

[JimC]

Last meal?

An armful of lethal chemicals, no doubt.

Next to last meal: shrimp and crawfish fettuccini; heavily buttered garlic bread; extra cheese sauce please...not really worried about the arteries right about now.

Olive Garden has GOOD fettuccini; sadly my local one was lost to Katrina; as was Chappy's; a wonderful seafood restaurant.

[Jason]

I like the way you think. I wonder if they would give you a can of that stuff you can spray in a flat tire in an emergency, you know, to plug up the hole until you can get to a gas station? If I was going to eat a lot, that's what I would want to do, seems more lady-like. But, there is something to be said about them having to clean up after me...

Well seeing as you are being executed for something "you didn't do" ... don't you want to give them a little something as a final UP YOURS to the establishment?

[jester joker]

linguine with veal (more pasta than meat), italian bread with herbed oil and you can hold the salad...I mean, what would be the point?

[FloridaDeathHag]

I'd have some truly disgusting Chinese take out, the kind that is delicious but that makes you feel awful several hours later. Because you'd be dead by the time the MSG and other crap hit your system. Like a real saucy General Tso's chicken with lots of fried rice or a really syrupy Orange beef.
If that's not available, spaghetti and meatballs.
I'd probably eat a block of cheddar cheese as well.

[jester joker]

I'd have some truly disgusting Chinese take out, the kind that is delicious but that makes you feel awful several hours later. Because you'd be dead by the time the MSG and other crap hit your system. Like a real saucy General Tso's chicken with lots of fried rice or a really syrupy Orange beef.
If that's not available, spaghetti and meatballs.
I'd probably eat a block of cheddar cheese as well.

Now that's FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pattykad]

Let's say that tomorrow you will lose your sense of taste. (sounds
alittle nicer than dying) Or you are going on a six month liquid
diet.


What are you having for your last;
cocktail (Appleton Estate and diet pepsi)
meal (gourmet pizza)
dessert (Key lime pie)

[ichabodius]

Let's say that tomorrow you will lose your sense of taste. (sounds
alittle nicer than dying) Or you are going on a six month liquid
diet.


What are you having for your last;
cocktail (Appleton Estate and diet pepsi)
meal (gourmet pizza)
dessert (Key lime pie)

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http://www.findadeath.com/forum/show...ight=last+meal

[More Cheese Please]

http://www.findadeath.com/forum/show...meal+death+row

I love the Pizza and Key Lime Pie combo tho.... yummm

[ozzysmom]

biscuits and sausage gravy.....chicken & dumplins......Ice cold, ice tea, milk and Coca Cola.....Milky Way......and a great big burrito w/ x cheese and tomatos....
that's how I wanna go out......

[ozzysmom]

aww man, now i'm hungry!

[harlequin_clown]

Vincent D'Onofrio


OK seriously.....

A good cold pepsi
Fettucini Alfredo with blackened chicken
the most dangerous decadent chocolate cake I can find

[cindyt]

Double pecan waffle with side of sausage
KFC, original, 1 breast, 2 legs, potato wedges, corn on the cob, Coke
T-Bone steak, medium rare, baked potato w/chives, butter, sour cream, tossed salad, large iced tea, a big hunk of chocolate cake.

[crazedfemale]

-Fresh fruit tray (as many different fruits as possible), fresh orange slices, apples, sliced watermelon, honeydew melon, cantaloupe, peaches, plums, grapes, strawberries.

-Fresh vegetable tray with carrot sticks, celery, two tomatoes-sliced, lettuce, cucumber slices, olives, sweet pickles and any other fresh vegetables.

-Slices of cheese and lunchmeat. Serve with a bowl of ranch dressing, two deviled eggs; six jalapenos stuffed with cheese, breaded and fried.

-A chef salad, ranch dressing on the side.

-A plate of onion rings, ketchup and hot sauce on the side.

-One half-pound of french fries, covered with melted, shredded cheese, salsa, jalapenos and ranch dressing on the side.

-A bacon double cheeseburger, smothered with grilled onions, three to four slices of cheese and mayonnaise with garlic and onion powder mixed in.

-Two pieces of fried chicken, breasts preferred, or substitute two thighs and two legs.

-One bean and cheese quesadilla, salsa and jalapeno to the side. Sour cream or guacamole if possible.

-A three-egg omelet with grilled onions, mushrooms, ham and lots of cheese. Ketchup to the side.

-Two barbecue pork rolls.

-A pitcher of orange juice (only a little ice).

-A pitcher of milk.

-No dessert.

[motherogod]

I guess he won't need Rolaids where he's headed! Dayum!

[Karma]

Wasn't he afraid the tomatoes would make him sick?

[herekittykitty]

methinks he was banking on ol' Mr. Sphincter Muscle relaxing post mortem, and was hoping to leave a leetle present for the boys at the prison to clean up. I bet he started with a Pop-rocks/Coke aperitif! heehee.

[Adiposeur]

There used to be a website that listed every Texas death row inmate's last meal.

All of this went to one guy? Wow! I guess he took "I'm so full somebody kill me" literally!