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Thread: Inmates' and Death Hags' Final Meal Requests

  1. #251
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    No They are not allowed to bring food from the outside. It must come from the kitchen or the prison store.

    It is not only for security, but because the prisons like the schools have contracts with the vendors, which does not allow competition.

  2. #252
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    lol..... but It would have been an awesome, decadent last dinner....... now I know what I want for dinner this weekend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Rabbit View Post
    lol..... but It would have been an awesome, decadent last dinner....... now I know what I want for dinner this weekend
    It will take all weekend to eat it!
    Wanna see my grandkids?

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    yeah.... but the belly ache will be worth it

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    I finally found people who shares my morbid humour... usually people think I´m sick... am still laughing over the popcorn comment and the one about feeling sorry for the one, who has to change the pants afterwards..


    When I get nervous i tend to eat more... so my last meal would be a hearty one... hmm steak medium with some sort of gravy, huge baked potato with loads of butter, and a salad soaed in thousand island dressing. Garlic bread

    and for desert.... hmm liqurize icecream.. yum yum.. And then 2 liters of coke and a can of coffee for the dessert!

    If anyone wants to off me, I damn well want them to have to clean me up afterwards... so no enema for me thanks

    Just hope I wont get a last minute pardon.... would seriously need treatment for high cholesterol.....
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    lol...... no enema for me..... hahahahaha

  7. #257
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    I probably know the answer to this but I'll ask anyway - do they allow requests of alcohol?

  8. #258
    Katie Guest
    No booze, and now no cigs either

  9. #259
    Maruz83 Guest
    Umm I want -

    a medium cheese pizza (NY style)
    a double bacon cheeseburger
    6 oz steak medium-raw (A-1)
    French Fries
    Side salad with globbbbsssssss of Ranch Dressing
    Fried dumpling
    6 pack of coke COLD !!!
    Cheese CAKE with Blueberries on it
    A shrimp cocktail

    yummy stick the needle in my am done !!!

  10. #260
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maruz83 View Post
    Umm I want -

    a medium cheese pizza (NY style)
    a double bacon cheeseburger
    6 oz steak medium-raw (A-1)
    French Fries
    Side salad with globbbbsssssss of Ranch Dressing
    Fried dumpling
    6 pack of coke COLD !!!
    Cheese CAKE with Blueberries on it
    A shrimp cocktail
    yummy stick the needle in my am done !!!
    No Mexican food?

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    I love so many different things that if I ordered I would have to invite guests because it would be like a buffet.
    Wanna see my grandkids?

  12. #262
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    My last meal would depend on if I was really guilty or not. If I was guilty I would have a filet mignon, baked potato, fetticune alfredo and a green monster. If I was innocent, I'd have something that would give me the runs.

  13. #263
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    Remember, you are about to die, not have a party. I don't think invitations are handed out.

  14. #264
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sphr798 View Post
    My last meal would depend on if I was really guilty or not. If I was guilty I would have a filet mignon, baked potato, fetticune alfredo and a green monster. If I was innocent, I'd have something that would give me the runs.
    lol....... that's too funny

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    LOL...there might be a few that would attend my party in honor of my death. Just to make sure it was really going to happen!
    Wanna see my grandkids?

  16. #266
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Rabbit View Post
    No Mexican food?

    OK okay maybe carne asada burrito with cheese, beans, sour cream, and spicy green sauce !!!!

  17. #267
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    I'll have a balony and cheese sandwich on wheat hold the tomato chips and a coke to drink. Maybe some cookies for dessert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Rabbit View Post
    I would have......... 12oz medium rare Kobe steak.....garlic mashed potatoes......broccoli covered in cheese..... king crab legs infused with garlic butter.... coconut shrimp.... lobster tail.............seasoned curly fries with ranch on the side...... beluga cavier (sp)....... tiramisu..... strawberries and sugar..... and a box of Cherry Dilly bars from Dairy Queen.....

    now you can flip the switch
    You've got excellent taste!! I don't dig cavier, but the rest of your menu sounds fab. I haven't heard nor seen "Dilly" bars in ages. We don't have a Dairy Queen neare me and I don't remember seeing "cherry" flavored ones, but I think I'd love 'em.

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    Steak. And a beer. Make that two beers. Wanna stretch this meal out as long as possible...

  20. #270
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    Love the popcorn idea! Way too funny. I think I would have olive garden stuffed mushrooms for starters charcole grilled Ribeye steak marinated in Dales sauce (south thing) fully loaded potato (butter, sour cream ,bacon bits , and cheese) salad with ranch dressing roll with honey butter diet dr pepper and chocolate lava cake..oh yeah and a shot of jack somewhere in the middle. There. That should do me.

  21. #271
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    Last meal of the condemed

    This site is kind of interesting:

    http://www.deadmaneating.com/index.htm

  22. #272
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    I really don't know what I would pick, probably nothing, I would be so scared, I would be puking

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  24. #274
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    "shredded turkey with taco seasoning"


    Sounds delicious. My last meal would be Chicken Alfredo.

    Salad with thousand island dressing and a piece of banana split cake. yummo!!!

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    OMG do you think it's dementia?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nessa View Post
    OMG do you think it's dementia?!

    lol I think he has Ped Egg on the brain.

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    Chicken Alfredo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sphr798 View Post
    My last meal would depend on if I was really guilty or not. If I was guilty I would have a filet mignon, baked potato, fetticune alfredo and a green monster. If I was innocent, I'd have something that would give me the runs.
    What is a 'green monster'? I know I've already weighed in on this subject before, but I'm kind of hungry right now so I'm going to go for it again...

    I think I'd order a lot of random foods, like a buffet line, in case they cooked the food badly. I agree with Jaxxx, I might not be able to eat... but I also like Neon Candy's Idea of a bunch of Valium...

    I would have to insist that I would get to brush my teeth afterwards, because that's an obsession of mine. I can't eat without brushing my teeth, or I go slightly crazy.

  29. #279
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    Prunes, stewed, dried, and pitted. Bran cereal. Washed down with a gallon of clear, cool water, flavored with Metamucil. And for dessert, some ice cold apple juice, with a side of Miralax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emtdude View Post
    Prunes, stewed, dried, and pitted. Bran cereal. Washed down with a gallon of clear, cool water, flavored with Metamucil. And for dessert, some ice cold apple juice, with a side of Miralax.
    That's freakin' hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOVSTORM View Post
    Porter house Rare please and smothered in mushrooms
    Mashed spuds with gravy
    Sour dough bread w/real butter
    Huge artichoke with a dish of dipping lemon garlic butter
    tossed salad with real ranch dressing

    A huge fudge brownie with hot fudge on it and a scoop of chocolate chip mint ice cream

    If I am bting the bullet I wanna be fed first lol

    I'll take this too with a few changes. I would like string beans instead of the artichoke, French dressing, not Ranch. Soft vanilla ice cream with hot fudge and whipped cream, hold the brownie
    If I'm allowed alcohol, a few kamikazes or cosmos

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    Sometimes I come here to get ideas for what to make for dinner.

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    If I'm dying anyway, I really wouldn't care about watching my health or weight anymore. Just give me a huge slice of pizza, a well-blended milkshake, and lots of chocolate with either caramel or marshmallow inside.
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    I would like king crab legs with drawn butter and lemon, baked mac and cheese, bean soup and dough dodgers, ice cold beer, a ruben sandwich on wheat, hold the thousand island stacked with coleslaw, and a key lime pie. and baileys over ice for dessert.

    that last meal delivery service sounds like a great idea for a party......
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  36. #286
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    The latest Florida execution: two fried chicken breasts, turkey sausage, prison-made chocolate chip cookies, fried rice, and Coke. I like the comment at the end that he ate most of it.

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,2304263.story

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    Smile

    Chicken and pasta, roast beef washed down with lots of red wine and followed by a mountain of baileys ice-cream served by a cute goth girl in a harem costume (or less)!!

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    A cheese steak from Primanti Bros. ( It's a Pittsburgh thing)
    A pint of Guinness
    Fried Gyoza
    Jumbo shrimp stuffed with crab imperial
    Dynamite Rolls (sushi)
    and Key Lime Pie .. that would be my final culinary request!

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    Let's see... I think I would start off with some chips and queso, then some pepperoni pizza, and some white cake with buttercream frosting. mmmmm. By the way, my grandpa worked at the Huntsville prison as a guard on death row. He never talked about it.

  40. #290
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    If they did allow food from the outside, I'd totally request those biscuits from Red Lobster. Other than that probably mashed potatoes LOADED with salt and butter. To drink, probably A&W root beer, and for dessert, pumpkin pie.

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    Whatever would make the most mess when they fried me.
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  42. #292
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    Okay I am late to this party, but I have to leave my last dining request!!

    a 12pk of ice cold Dr Pepper.
    the hugest rarest steak they can manage
    mashed taters
    salad with lots of cheese and maters, with ranch dressing

    for dessert
    a huge slice of cheesecake
    and a pack of marb menthol 100's

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    Wow, this thread is a blast from the past!!!!! Somebody has been going back through the threads.
    I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
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    Old but cool thread, I've also always been fascinated with what people chose as their last meal. Mine:

    Three rolled tacos with guacamole
    Ribeye steak, medium, extra butter
    Maine lobster, steamed live (apologies to the innocent lobster)
    Regular Pepsi
    Pint of Rocky Road ice cream

  45. #295
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    Filet mignon, baked potatoe with all the fixings, french onion soup, garlic bread
    cheesecake
    yum.

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    WTF are robster craws??

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    Deadman Eating -List of all last meals

    Interesting.

    http://www.deadmaneating.com/index.htm


    a quick link to the actual meals.
    http://www.deadmaneating.com/dmearch.html

    Quick qtn: What would your last meal be? I'm not sure I could or would care about a last meal. But yes, maybe something 'to go' ...
    Last edited by johnny; 02-15-2009 at 06:30 AM.
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    Neat Link.

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    Thats a fun site!

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    Dead Man Eating

    ...or Famous Last Meals:

    http://www.deadmaneating.com/index.htm

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