Got any?
Famous Last Words
Got any?
Hervé Villechaize:
It hurts, it hurts... Im dying, I'm dying.
Elvis:
Women should be beautiful and quiet.
Senior Death Hag
The late great Jim Morrison -
"I don't know what's going to happen, man...but I'll tell you this....I'm going to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames"
Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in for me!!! Kenneth Williams Carry On Cleo.. Sorry couldn't help myself!
I,m losing!
Frank sinatra's last words!!
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. -Marilyn Monroe
James Brown:
"I'm going away tonight".
Damn, James was psychic!who knew? Psychic AND a sex machine!
Two quotes from Jimi Hendrix in 1970
"The next time I go to seattle will be in a pine box"
" I won't live to be 28"
At least he had a brand new bag.Originally Posted by meggles
James Brown:
"I'm going away tonight".
Damn, James was psychic!
Renowned Death Hag
Here are a few that I found here:
"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."
~~ Humphrey Bogart, January 14, 1957
"That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted."
~~ Lou Costello, March 3, 1959
and my personal favorite...
"Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me."
To her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud.
~~ Joan Crawford, May 10, 1977
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink, cuz that's as good as they'r gona feel for the rest of the day."
- Frank Sinatra
[SIZE=4]James Dean [/SIZE]
"That guy's got to stop. . . . He'll see us."
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
- Groucho Marx
"I carry a badge." -Jack Webb as Sgt. Joe Friday, at the beginning of each Dragnet episode.
Bang,Bang Don't forget to send flowers.
Brandon Lee on the set of the Crow.
Redd Foxx-
"I hate white women. If you find me with a white woman I am holding her for the police"
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"I think he'll find that exact words are pretty hard to live by..."
-Robert Reed as Mike Brady, to his wife, Carol, in reference to their son, Greg, in The Brady Bunch, Season 5
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"What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course." -
-- Marilyn Monroe
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Renowned Death Hag
Don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.
You are what you is.
Frank Zappa
"We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free."
-Bill Hicks
“Everyone carries around his own monsters”
-Richard Pryor
In response to accusations of Lucille Ball being a communist . . .
"The only thing red about my wife is her hair."
-Desi Arnaz
Not really a celebrity quote but I think Nellie Connally's:
"Mr President, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you!"
deserves to be in some sort of death quote Hall of Fame.
"...and even that's not legitimate!"
Frank Sinatra speaking about his smoking and excess drinking-
"You die your way I'll die mine".
Hell yeah...Sinatra was the MAN. Here's some of my favorites:
"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him."
-John Barrymore
"I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it."
-Errol Flynn
"Dear World, I am leaving you because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck."
-George Sanders' suicide note
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On their deathbed...
Stan Laurel: I wish I was skiing right now.
Nurse: Oh Mr. Laurel....do you ski?
Stan Laurel: No...but it's better than what I'm doing right now.
Max Baer Sr: Oh God....here I go.
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Renowned Death Hag
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
Sir Donald Wolfit
Senior Death Hag
It might be the history buff in me...I always liked:
"Let us cross over the river and sit in the shade of the trees."
---Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson
"Strike the tents."
---Robert E Lee
The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.
Renowned Death Hag
Speaking of history, here's one of my favorite historical last words:
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .
General John Sedgwick, Union Commander.
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
Redd Foxx on White vs Black
"With a stack of white chips, you can't get out of town. With a stack of black chips you can go to Madrid!"
heard on a comedy record of his I bought as a kid.
Redd Foxx
"What do you get out of an elephant trunk? Two six foot burgers!"
Redd Foxx on english humor:
"A man should never argue with a lady he should dicker"
"NO wire hangers EVER!!!" Joan Crawford
ok i don't know if she ever really said it but dam it made for movie magic lol
Renowned Death Hag
It's not his last words, but Harpo Marx said this in his autobiography.
"It's sad when a great man passes. It's sadder when the greatness passes before the man".
He was talking about one of the Barrymores- John or Lionel. The last time Harpo Marx saw him he was crying and digging in the dirt for some cross eyed waitresses phone number.
I like the one by Bette Davis about Joan Crawford.
The only male she hasn't had sex with at MGM is Lassie. I know that's bad but it's funny too lol.
"Mom, do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain? Mom, I just want to take off in the plane" - Jessica Dubroff
"I'm tired. I'm going back to bed" - George Reeves
"I should never have switched from bourbon to martinis." - Humphrey Bogart
Renowned Death Hag
"I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but I see Desi already did!"...Vivian Vance to Lucielle Ball.
"Mom, do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain? Mom, I just want to take off in the plane" - Jessica Dubroff
That was one sad event. Pisses me off to this day. I'm glad she took her asshole father with her.
Children do NOT fly planes. Okay? Thank you.
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[SIZE=4]When Bob Hope's family asked where would he liked to be buried, he replied "Surprise me."[/SIZE]
They did!!
The great 70's comedian Freddie Prinze.
"I must end it. There's no hope left. I'll be at peace. No one had anything to do with this. My decision totally."
-Morbid1
"Would it kill you to take me to the theater now and then, Abe?"
-Mary Todd Lincoln
Bob Crane-
"I don't smoke, I don't drink...two out of three ain't bad"
Renowned Death Hag
We've got 'em now boys! Take no prisoners!
George Armstrong Custer
Renowned Death Hag
Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me.
To her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud.
~~ Joan Crawford
I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.
~~ Errol Flynn,
This wallpaper is killing me. One of us has got to go.
~~Oscar Wilde on his death bed.
Australian Actor Frank Thring whilst attending a red carpet opening of a new movie arrives in a limo' some heckler in the crowd yells " Don't you know people are dying in Africa" to which Thring snipes back "Name one"
I have always hear that those were the words of Edmund Gwenn (Santa Claus, Miracle of 34th Street) only it went..."Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.? It was attributed to George Bernard Shaw at one time too. Whatever, it's one you don't forget.
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