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    A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boxofpandoraz View Post
    My brother and I learned the real words long ago, but we still prefer to sing:

    "SECRET...AAAAASIAN Man...SECRET...AAAAAASIAN Man!" Instead of Secret Agent Man..

    And...Okay, Ramona...I'll crack and post it...

    Be gentle, my fellow hags...I'm new at this:

    http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fusea...deoid=26290527
    Thank you for that musical interlude, Becca! I'd have wet my pants, if only I were wearing any. Time to dry off the chair. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by djdeath-hag View Post
    Thank you for that musical interlude, Becca! I'd have wet my pants, if only I were wearing any. Time to dry off the chair. LOL
    The fact that I can cause people to wet their non-existent pants makes me feel as if my life and accomplishments are not in vain...

    LOL! You're awesome, DJ! Thank you for the awesome compliment!

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    OMG at least you didnt do it on Bulgarian Idol...........

    This is Freaking Hilarious!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI

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    Quote Originally Posted by PvN73 View Post
    OMG at least you didnt do it on Bulgarian Idol...........

    This is Freaking Hilarious!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI
    OMG! Tulibi dibu douchoo? Ken Lee?
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    For years I thought the Go-Go's were singing... "All the young seals"

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    Smile ~Misheard Lyrics!~

    We've all done it. Listened to a really good song, your favorite, sang along to it but when you found out the real lyrics \ what was being said- you was embarrassed. lol.
    Lets all post what we have THOUGHT was being said in a song.





    For example: In the song by Weezer called Hashpipe, it sounds a lot like hes saying "I've got my ass wiped" or something similiar.

    And in November Rain by GnR the lyrics go "do you need sometime, all alone" but I like to say to be funny 'do you need sometime, on the phone'

    Then in the song 'Jeremy' I know the lyrics are: "Jereemy spoke in class today" but I like to be funny and say 'smoked some grass'




    Theres a website but I won't post it here just yet because I want you to post first.
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    There's a whole website devoted to misheard lyrics. I've laughed out loud at some of them.

    http://www.kissthisguy.com/

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    Of course, the usual "There's a bathroom on the right" (There's a full moon on the Horizon, CCR), but my favorite...

    "Smoke on the water, Fire Engine Guy" (fire in the sky)!

    "Island of Seals" (Our lips our sealed)

    There's a Buddy Guy tune, can't remember it exactly, but I swear it sounds like he's saying, "There something on my shoe, Babe."


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNotherOne View Post
    There's a whole website devoted to misheard lyrics. I've laughed out loud at some of them.

    http://www.kissthisguy.com/


    thats the site i was going to post later! I wanted you to first do it...
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    2) National Anthems

    Oh Canada

    Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Star84 View Post
    thats the site i was going to post later! I wanted you to first do it...
    Sorry! Nobody look!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNotherOne View Post
    Sorry! Nobody look!

    lol its ok.
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    For years, I thought Sade was singing 'sooner or later' instead of Smooth Operator.

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    may have been posted earlier, but to me the best misheard lyrics were in "I Want to Hold Your Hand." For years I naturally assumed they were singing "I get high, I get high..." Only recently did I learn it's actually "I can't hide, I can't hide."

    Legend has it, that when Bob Dylan met the Beatles, he admired the "high" lyric and was astonished when they sheepishly corrected him.

    I much prefer the "high" one....touching the girl is 'such a feelin' that my love I get high!" That is poetry! They even repeat it, voices going higher and higher. Maybe their unconscious genius at work.

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    I was a foolish little child...I always misheard lyrics.

    Can't remember who sang it..."Hang On Sloopy" was of course sang as "Hang On Snooooopeeeeeee"

    CCR:"Sweet Hitchhiker" was sang as "Sweet Aunt Jamima"

    Pearl Jam:"Yellow Ledbetter" "Then you said I want to leave it again" = "I wanna leave Bennigans"

    Pearl Jam:"Even Flow" - "Freezing, rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again"="Wheezy Ronnie sees his dad on a pancake"

    Nirvana:"Floyd the Barber"-"Bell on door clangs, come on in, Floyd observes my hairy chin"="Locked a block and c'mon in...blowing up syrup on my hairy chin"

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    What was that song by Toto or Poco or whoever.....
    "I test the rains down in Aaaaaafrica...." WTF are they saying? I still don't know.

    "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche I'm on a rotar in the night."

    ANYTHING by Ricki Lee Jones....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noelle Page View Post
    What was that song by Toto or Poco or whoever.....
    "I test the rains down in Aaaaaafrica...." WTF are they saying? I still don't know.

    "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche I'm on a rotar in the night."

    ANYTHING by Ricki Lee Jones....
    I think it's "I bless the rains down in Africaaaaaaaaaaaa"

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    THANK YOU!!!!! A 25-year mystery, solved!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noelle Page View Post
    THANK YOU!!!!! A 25-year mystery, solved!
    According to kissthisguy.com, it's also heard as "I left my brains down in Africa"....haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noelle Page View Post
    "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche I'm on a rotar in the night."
    Blinded by the light,
    revved up like a deuce,
    another runner in the night

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadRinger View Post
    Blinded by the light,
    revved up like a deuce,
    another runner in the night
    Hmm, well that makes alot more sense.

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    Thanks to you too, deadringer. But must say it is way more fun to sing "douche"

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    A couple of my favourites:

    J Geils Band, Centrefold - "My anus is the centre hole"

    Robert Palmer, Addicted To Love - "Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miho View Post
    2) National Anthems

    Oh Canada

    Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...
    well- but we do!!

    and we also Stand on Guard for thee, while we're standing on the cars and freezing.
    and waving. I like to wave as well.
    Flaglike I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by More Cheese Please View Post
    LMAO- We always joked about that in high school- truly believed they said "wrapped up like a douche"
    I STILL think it's wrapped up like a douche!
    Of all the misheard lyrics...that's the only one that I *still* THINK is RIGHT!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Star84 View Post
    We've all done it. Listened to a really good song, your favorite, sang along to it but when you found out the real lyrics \ what was being said- you was embarrassed. lol.
    Lets all post what we have THOUGHT was being said in a song.







    Then in the song 'Jeremy' I know the lyrics are: "Jereemy spoke in class today" but I like to be funny and say 'smoked some grass'



    I thought they were saying "Jeremy spoken yesterday"
    And in the bee gees night fever song,i thought some of the lyrics were"sweet SWEATY women,she moves threw my mind,changin my mind and my soul."

    But it is And the sweet city women she moves through the light,controlling my mind and my soul.
    Which doesn't make any more sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimba View Post
    I STILL think it's wrapped up like a douche!
    Of all the misheard lyrics...that's the only one that I *still* THINK is RIGHT!!
    I agree, I bet they couldn't resist singing it that way, and they KNEW all the high-school students would hear it that way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noelle Page View Post
    I agree, I bet they couldn't resist singing it that way, and they KNEW all the high-school students would hear it that way!
    I have listened to it, and listened to it, with headphones, messing about with the audio to enhance, with all the other meisheard lyrics, often times all it takes is listening with headphones to understand the real lyrics, but this one. No way. I swear he says DOUCHE...especially draws out the sh sound at the end of the word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadRinger View Post
    A couple of my favourites:

    J Geils Band, Centrefold - "My anus is the centre hole"

    Robert Palmer, Addicted To Love - "Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove"
    THAT is SOOO funny! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by LSF View Post
    And in the bee gees night fever song,i thought some of the lyrics were"sweet SWEATY women,she moves threw my mind,changin my mind and my soul."

    But it is And the sweet city women she moves through the light,controlling my mind and my soul.
    Which doesn't make any more sense.
    I always thought they were singing "Bald-headed woman" instead of "More Than A Woman"


    and the Elton John classic - 'Hold me closer, Tony Danza, see the headlice on the highway....'

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadRinger View Post


    Robert Palmer, Addicted To Love - "Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove"
    Or a dickhead for love
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ima Sikfuk View Post
    Or a dickhead for love

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadRinger View Post
    I always thought they were singing "Bald-headed woman" instead of "More Than A Woman"


    LOL bald headed women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boxofpandoraz View Post
    My brother and I learned the real words long ago, but we still prefer to sing:

    "SECRET...AAAAASIAN Man...SECRET...AAAAAASIAN Man!" Instead of Secret Agent Man..

    And...Okay, Ramona...I'll crack and post it...

    Be gentle, my fellow hags...I'm new at this:

    http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fusea...deoid=26290527
    OMG! You actually made that? you rock!! I laughed my buns off (unfortunatly, they re-attached themselves)

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    On our drive from Portland Ore. to Toledo Oh., my brother, my aunt & myself had listened to the same CD's over and over. The one particular mixed MP3 CD had Alanis Morrisette on it. My brother requested that we'd play the one song about "the cross-eyed bear". My aunt & I were so confused until he started singing it... He wanted to hear "You Oughta Know". Correct lyrics - "the cross I bear". We freakin' lost it. We made fun of him the whole rest of the trip.

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    "Don't Laugh At Me" - Mark Wills

    Correct lyrics - "I'm fat, I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall
    I'm deaf, I'm blind, hey, aren't we all"

    I always thought it was "I'm fat, I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall
    I'm deaf, I'm blind, and ARMY DOLLS"

    I've still yet to live that one down by my BFF Josh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gleemonex View Post
    Note to self: find blonde wig, blue eyeshadow and red lipstick to impersonate stupid girl. Download song from iTunes and get a hold of video camera...

    I shit you not, she wore that blue eyeshadow and bright red lipstick every day up until about 6-7 years ago. By then, we'd been out of high school for 7 years, well past the young dumb fashion faux pas expiration date.
    Did her name happen to be Mimi and did she make Drew Carey's life miserable?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadRinger View Post
    Blinded by the light,
    revved up like a deuce,
    another runner in the night
    When I was a little kid, I'd try to sing "Jumpin' Jack Flash" and I honestly thought part of the lyrics were"
    "I was raised by two wet-smelling hens."
    My mom would sing, "One toe over the line, Sweet Jesus." She didn't know what I was talking about when I told her it was 'toke.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boxofpandoraz View Post
    My brother and I learned the real words long ago, but we still prefer to sing:

    "SECRET...AAAAASIAN Man...SECRET...AAAAAASIAN Man!" Instead of Secret Agent Man..

    And...Okay, Ramona...I'll crack and post it...

    Be gentle, my fellow hags...I'm new at this:

    http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fusea...deoid=26290527
    <wiping tears from eyes>
    That...was genius! Pure genius!!

    The Soon Yi part was
    INSPIRED genius.

    I bow down to your greatness, you have a new fan.
    (I'm not worthy...especially since I was so late to this part of the thread!)

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    My ex-husband used to think that Don Henley sang in Boys of Summer:

    I can see you
    Your bra keeps shinin' in the sun
    You got your top pulled down

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    A couple Bon Jovi songs...

    "It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not" (Livin' On A Prayer)
    Should be "if we MAKE IT or not"

    "You give love a band aid" (You Give Love A Bad Name)

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickenbacker View Post
    A couple Bon Jovi songs...

    "It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not" (Livin' On A Prayer)
    Should be "if we MAKE IT or not"

    "You give love a band aid" (You Give Love A Bad Name)
    I like the first version of Bon Jovi...Naked...Ahahahahahah!

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    In 'Dirty Diana' he goes: ' I wanna go too far' but it sounds like hes saying 'I wanna go to the mall.'
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    Cool Misheard song lyrics

    Do we have a section for misheard song lyrics?
    "Caribbean Queen"....I thought he was saying "cara-buin" queen.

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    "La Isla Bonita" Young girl with eyes like potatoes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by candleinthewind View Post
    "La Isla Bonita" Young girl with eyes like potatoes...
    LOL! That's great.

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