Squeeze - Take Me , I'm Yours
Squeeze - Take Me , I'm Yours
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
OMG at least you didnt do it on Bulgarian Idol...........
This is Freaking Hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI
For years I thought the Go-Go's were singing... "All the young seals"
We've all done it. Listened to a really good song, your favorite, sang along to it but when you found out the real lyrics \ what was being said- you was embarrassed. lol.
Lets all post what we have THOUGHT was being said in a song.
For example: In the song by Weezer called Hashpipe, it sounds a lot like hes saying "I've got my ass wiped" or something similiar.
And in November Rain by GnR the lyrics go "do you need sometime, all alone" but I like to say to be funny 'do you need sometime, on the phone'
Then in the song 'Jeremy' I know the lyrics are: "Jereemy spoke in class today" but I like to be funny and say 'smoked some grass'
Theres a website but I won't post it here just yet because I want you to post first.
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"Pour some shook up Ramen!!"
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"I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archaeologist will have one awesome day at work."
There's a whole website devoted to misheard lyrics. I've laughed out loud at some of them.
http://www.kissthisguy.com/
Of course, the usual "There's a bathroom on the right" (There's a full moon on the Horizon, CCR), but my favorite...
"Smoke on the water, Fire Engine Guy" (fire in the sky)!
"Island of Seals" (Our lips our sealed)
There's a Buddy Guy tune, can't remember it exactly, but I swear it sounds like he's saying, "There something on my shoe, Babe."
2) National Anthems
Oh Canada
Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...
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"I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archaeologist will have one awesome day at work."
For years, I thought Sade was singing 'sooner or later' instead of Smooth Operator.
may have been posted earlier, but to me the best misheard lyrics were in "I Want to Hold Your Hand." For years I naturally assumed they were singing "I get high, I get high..." Only recently did I learn it's actually "I can't hide, I can't hide."
Legend has it, that when Bob Dylan met the Beatles, he admired the "high" lyric and was astonished when they sheepishly corrected him.
I much prefer the "high" one....touching the girl is 'such a feelin' that my love I get high!" That is poetry! They even repeat it, voices going higher and higher. Maybe their unconscious genius at work.
I was a foolish little child...I always misheard lyrics.
Can't remember who sang it..."Hang On Sloopy" was of course sang as "Hang On Snooooopeeeeeee"
CCR:"Sweet Hitchhiker" was sang as "Sweet Aunt Jamima"
Pearl Jam:"Yellow Ledbetter" "Then you said I want to leave it again" = "I wanna leave Bennigans"
Pearl Jam:"Even Flow" - "Freezing, rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again"="Wheezy Ronnie sees his dad on a pancake"
Nirvana:"Floyd the Barber"-"Bell on door clangs, come on in, Floyd observes my hairy chin"="Locked a block and c'mon in...blowing up syrup on my hairy chin"
What was that song by Toto or Poco or whoever.....
"I test the rains down in Aaaaaafrica...." WTF are they saying? I still don't know.
"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche I'm on a rotar in the night."
ANYTHING by Ricki Lee Jones....
THANK YOU!!!!! A 25-year mystery, solved!
Thanks to you too, deadringer. But must say it is way more fun to sing "douche"
A couple of my favourites:
J Geils Band, Centrefold - "My anus is the centre hole"
Robert Palmer, Addicted To Love - "Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove"
I thought they were saying "Jeremy spoken yesterday"
And in the bee gees night fever song,i thought some of the lyrics were"sweet SWEATY women,she moves threw my mind,changin my mind and my soul."
But it is And the sweet city women she moves through the light,controlling my mind and my soul.
Which doesn't make any more sense.
the answer to the travis barker question is true: he was a trashman before getting famous.
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I have listened to it, and listened to it, with headphones, messing about with the audio to enhance, with all the other meisheard lyrics, often times all it takes is listening with headphones to understand the real lyrics, but this one. No way. I swear he says DOUCHE...especially draws out the sh sound at the end of the word.
One of my friends thinks a line from Bennie and the Jets is:
She's got electric boots
And mo-hey-zoooo!!
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On our drive from Portland Ore. to Toledo Oh., my brother, my aunt & myself had listened to the same CD's over and over. The one particular mixed MP3 CD had Alanis Morrisette on it. My brother requested that we'd play the one song about "the cross-eyed bear". My aunt & I were so confused until he started singing it... He wanted to hear "You Oughta Know". Correct lyrics - "the cross I bear". We freakin' lost it. We made fun of him the whole rest of the trip.
"Don't Laugh At Me" - Mark Wills
Correct lyrics - "I'm fat, I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall
I'm deaf, I'm blind, hey, aren't we all"
I always thought it was "I'm fat, I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall
I'm deaf, I'm blind, and ARMY DOLLS"
I've still yet to live that one down by my BFF Josh.
When I was a little kid, I'd try to sing "Jumpin' Jack Flash" and I honestly thought part of the lyrics were"
"I was raised by two wet-smelling hens."
My mom would sing, "One toe over the line, Sweet Jesus." She didn't know what I was talking about when I told her it was 'toke.'
My ex-husband used to think that Don Henley sang in Boys of Summer:
I can see you
Your bra keeps shinin' in the sun
You got your top pulled down
A couple Bon Jovi songs...
"It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not" (Livin' On A Prayer)
Should be "if we MAKE IT or not"
"You give love a band aid" (You Give Love A Bad Name)
In 'Dirty Diana' he goes: ' I wanna go too far' but it sounds like hes saying 'I wanna go to the mall.'
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Do we have a section for misheard song lyrics?
"Caribbean Queen"....I thought he was saying "cara-buin" queen.
"La Isla Bonita" Young girl with eyes like potatoes...