Ped Egg Makes Me Puke

[Zombiegirl]

I canNOT stop laughin' at this! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

[Hidium]

Line it up and snort it, or sell it to the jr. high kids down the street for a "new kind of high the popular kids are doing."

Roll your Dolly Madison lil' donuts in them for an even more powdered sugar effect. **Also may be mixed with butter and vanilla for a lovely buttercream frosting**

Rub the dust on your hands before you do your routine on the uneven parallel bars in the olympic gymnastic finals.

Chalk the football field for the homecoming game.

Brush on eyelids for a dramatic shadow effect. **May also be applied with a puff to shiny forehead, nose and chin for an instant matte finish**

Mix in with soil when potting new spring plants for a super-nourished garden.

Pat in areas prone to chafing to prevent heat rash.

Donate to your local university forensics department for their fingerprinting 101 class... then write it off of next year's taxes!

Save it all up in a big ol' baggie, keep it under your mattress with written instructions in your will for DNA to be taken from the debris for cloning purposes when you're gone.

Has anyone tried to light it yet?

THAT'S the spirit!!!! Good on you!!!!

Microwaving it might be fun too. (Damn she's good. I wish I had thought of half these things!)

[Hidium]

PedEggSale.com Buy one get one free from an excited lady with a British accent!!!

[Hidium]

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[John Trim]

PedEggSale.com Buy one get one free from an excited lady with a British accent!!!

Ok, I watched the video and they offer a cream to put on after you use the ped egg. Can someone explain to me why you would use something on your feet that offers a cream called 'Foot REPAIR' that you put on after. If the ped egg is so great why do you need to repair the foot after. Does this cream repair the DAMAGE caused by the ped egg?

I mean ladies what are you doing to yourselves? Put down these evil devices and just put on a pair of socks for god sakes. Your destroying your feet for the sake of smooth feet.

Also it says that men can use it too? WTF???? About the only thing I'd use it for is to smooth out the end of a 2 by 4 I just cut.

What is the world coming to when they start selling kitchen appliances for foot care.

[neilmpenny]

Hey, here's a cool pic (let's see if it posts)-- totally not my foot but while looking like a calloused up heel, I found this!

Bigger claws than a three toed sloth. Bet she could hang upside down off a tree no sweat.

[Hidium]

Ok, I watched the video and they offer a cream to put on after you use the ped egg. Can someone explain to me why you would use something on your feet that offers a cream called 'Foot REPAIR' that you put on after. If the ped egg is so great why do you need to repair the foot after. Does this cream repair the DAMAGE caused by the ped egg?

I mean ladies what are you doing to yourselves? Put down these evil devices and just put on a pair of socks for god sakes. Your destroying your feet for the sake of smooth feet.

Also it says that men can use it too? WTF???? About the only thing I'd use it for is to smooth out the end of a 2 by 4 I just cut.

What is the world coming to when they start selling kitchen appliances for foot care.

The foot cream is to fool you into thinking your feet are amazingly smooth. You are simply paying way too much attention. You're thinking like a man, (I guess you have no choice..) I had to stop using my Ped Egg, because I went a bit crazy. But as soon as I heal, I'll be back at it, because, I want to be beautiful.

[1karenhb]

Ok, I watched the video and they offer a cream to put on after you use the ped egg. Can someone explain to me why you would use something on your feet that offers a cream called 'Foot REPAIR' that you put on after. If the ped egg is so great why do you need to repair the foot after. Does this cream repair the DAMAGE caused by the ped egg?

I mean ladies what are you doing to yourselves? Put down these evil devices and just put on a pair of socks for god sakes. Your destroying your feet for the sake of smooth feet.

Also it says that men can use it too? WTF???? About the only thing I'd use it for is to smooth out the end of a 2 by 4 I just cut.

What is the world coming to when they start selling kitchen appliances for foot care.

In the summer it gets 110+ here. NO SOCKS!!! Great ideas Hidium and Motherogod. Pedegg should include a book with purchase " 101 Uses for Foot Cheese". Has anyone tried to snort this stuff?????

[Hidium]

In the summer it gets 110+ here. NO SOCKS!!! Great ideas Hidium and Motherogod. Pedegg should include a book with purchase " 101 Uses for Foot Cheese". Has anyone tried to snort this stuff?????

YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING ME?

[kelbons]

I swear... these Ped Eggs are EVERYWHERE these days!! I walked into Bed Bath & Beyond this afternoon and there was an entire wall of them. You can't avoid them!

[Mrs. Watson]

You get that Foot Repair lotion stuff when you buy Birkenstocks online, too. Or at least you used to.

I have this wonderful Bath & Body Works peppermint and spearmint oil foot healing cream I use on my feet. I got it in some gift basket, normally I hate B&BW stuff, it's so chemical fake smelling, but this is divine.

It is, however, dangerous on bare feet on ceramic tile. Which I found out the hard way.

[motherogod]

I now understand how you got your name. People say it to you a lot. It's often followed by the phrase "Help me."

You understand me! I feel like I've come home! Hoorah!

I'm totally going to save my foot cheese, pack a couple months' worth of it into a latex balloon, tie it tight and make it into a stress ball. Recycling at its finest!

[Hidium]

You understand me! I feel like I've come home! Hoorah!

I'm totally going to save my foot cheese, pack a couple months' worth of it into a latex balloon, tie it tight and make it into a stress ball. Recycling at its finest!

I'm not worthy!!!! I'm not worthy!!!! You Rock!

I hope someone has a video camera when that sucker breaks open by your face. You'll get the soft coverage you want without the heavy greasy finish you don't need.

[RaRaRamona]

It is, however, dangerous on bare feet on ceramic tile. Which I found out the hard way.

Heeheeheehee

I'm totally going to save my foot cheese, pack a couple months' worth of it into a latex balloon, tie it tight and make it into a stress ball. Recycling at its finest!

Aaaaw bummer; I thought you gonna say you planned on letting it go on a slightly windy day & send it off to let some poor kid find it.

[John Trim]

You understand me! I feel like I've come home! Hoorah!

I'm totally going to save my foot cheese, pack a couple months' worth of it into a latex balloon, tie it tight and make it into a stress ball. Recycling at its finest!

A powdery substance in a latex balloon?? Nah, that won't look suspicious at all.

[RaRaRamona]

A powdery substance in a latex balloon?? Nah, that won't look suspicious at all.

Ahaha can you imagine explaining that one?

[John Trim]

Ahaha can you imagine explaining that one?

Especially after they find out it's not drugs but get curious and test further and find out it's human skin. "Lucy!!!!! You got some splanin to do!!!!

[lulubaines]

Ahaha can you imagine explaining that one?

Imagine the embarrassment of the DEA Agent or whoever that arrests you when they realise you were trying to smuggle your own DNA, and not whatever drugs come in balloons.

[RaRaRamona]

Many many years ago my apt was raided by the gang squad. I had left town for a couple of weeks & a friend had some cr-azy parties at my place. I had been back a day & was actually moving out b/c it was nasty & they came in. It was wild. They didn't find anything but they did freak out over a bag of dark ground up material in the freezer. The guy pulled it out & they were all excited & I said "Oh no you found my crystal - my Folger's Crystal!"

The end of that story is I wasn't arrested but since it was my place I had to pay thousands of dollars to redo the entire apt.

[Hidium]

I had a friend once, I'm out of touch with her now, but she was arrested with a pretty good amount of cocaine. Her lawyer had this bright idea during her trial to have it re-weighed... It ended up being MORE than the police said it was. She was so happy with him. She ended up doing a couple years with work release because they were after her boyfriend, she was collateral damage, so to speak. I always thougt her lawyer's stupid move was kind of funny. Now, if the Ped Egg had been invented back then, they could have put their stash inside of it!

[Hidium]

Why can't I figure out how to use the multiple quote thing? I guess I've never had multiples, so that would make sense.

[BigBootyJudy]

Why can't I figure out how to use the multiple quote thing? I guess I've never had multiples, so that would make sense.

LOL You crack me up Hidium!!

[Hidium]

A powdery substance in a latex balloon?? Nah, that won't look suspicious at all.

That is something you can carry out in the open, with pride.

[RaRaRamona]

That is something you can carry out in the open, with pride.

With gay pride?

[motherogod]

A powdery substance in a latex balloon?? Nah, that won't look suspicious at all.

It's not like it will be in my rectum! Oy!

[Hidium]

With gay pride?

Absolutely!

[kelbons]

Why can't I figure out how to use the multiple quote thing? I guess I've never had multiples, so that would make sense.

LOL Try the " + button...

So I got my Tiffany's blue nail polish today and my daughter and I now have blue toenails. I'm posting a pic so you can see how we (unlike my mom) do NOT need the Ped Egg yet.



BTW, I stopped at Mom's house today as they're in Florida and I promised to check on the cat. SHE LEFT THE PED EGG AT HOME!!!! I called her and she said she's getting a new one at Walgreen's. I mean, she needs something to do on that three-day drive home!

[RaRaRamona]

AWESOME girl! Your daughter's toes are so super cute!!!

[kelbons]

Thanks! She could not wait to get that on!!!

[pvezz]

Love the toenails, Kelbons!

Thread drift (yea right lol), but every time I log in and see the title of this thread and that it's still going, I LMAO!

[John Trim]

Love the toenails, Kelbons!

Thread drift (yea right lol), but every time I log in and see the title of this thread and that it's still going, I LMAO!

I can't stay away. This is the first tread I check when I log on everyday. What the hell is wrong with me????????????

[RaRaRamona]

Love the toenails, Kelbons!

Thread drift (yea right lol), but every time I log in and see the title of this thread and that it's still going, I LMAO!

I can't stay away. This is the first tread I check when I log on everyday. What the hell is wrong with me????????????

LOL fun fun fun!

[Mrs. Watson]

I think the Ped Egg helped fade two scars I have on my right foot. One is from bunion surgery and one is from an unfortuante wineglass accident that required 22 stitches.

Kelly, LOVE the matching toesies!

[baroque1]

I can't stay away. This is the first tread I check when I log on everyday. What the hell is wrong with me????????????

Me thinks your developing a foot fetish

[John Trim]

Me thinks your developing a foot fetish

More like a Pedegg fetish.

[RaRaRamona]

More like a Pedegg fetish.

Now that could be dangerous.

[John Trim]

Now that could be dangerous.

Well maybe I'm just hooked on the women that frequent this thread.

[baroque1]

We are hooked on you too-best looking death hag that you are! We want your body and mind!

BTW my local walgreens is STILL sold out of pedeggs.....I want one!

[Hidium]

There is no way I could ever post a picture of my foot on this site. I couldn't face the ridicule. Kelbons, you and your little Kelbonette have such adorable feets!!!!

[Hidium]

I think the Ped Egg helped fade two scars I have on my right foot. One is from bunion surgery and one is from an unfortuante wineglass accident that required 22 stitches.

Kelly, LOVE the matching toesies!

Wow, that's a lot of stitches!!!! Why did you do it? Was it one of those Jewish wedding traditions? Or, were you really-really drunk, and jumping up and down on wind glasses seemed like a good idea at the time...?

[Hidium]

LOL Try the " + button...

So I got my Tiffany's blue nail polish today and my daughter and I now have blue toenails. I'm posting a pic so you can see how we (unlike my mom) do NOT need the Ped Egg yet.



BTW, I stopped at Mom's house today as they're in Florida and I promised to check on the cat. SHE LEFT THE PED EGG AT HOME!!!! I called her and she said she's getting a new one at Walgreen's. I mean, she needs something to do on that three-day drive home!

WAIT A MINUTE!!! Nobody cares that she is going to use the Ped Egg in the closed environment of a CAR? If I had said that, you guys would have jumped all over my rack!!!! LOL

[Dying Breath]

A powdery substance in a latex balloon?? Nah, that won't look suspicious at all.

Watch as they cut the balloon open, dip in a finger and rub it on their teeth to "test" it..

[Hidium]

Watch as they cut the balloon open, dip in a finger and rub it on their teeth to "test" it..

You mean the cops, of course...!!! THAT I would pay American money to see, THEN I'd tell them what it really was!!!

[lisalouver]

LOL Try the " + button...

So I got my Tiffany's blue nail polish today and my daughter and I now have blue toenails. I'm posting a pic so you can see how we (unlike my mom) do NOT need the Ped Egg yet.



BTW, I stopped at Mom's house today as they're in Florida and I promised to check on the cat. SHE LEFT THE PED EGG AT HOME!!!! I called her and she said she's getting a new one at Walgreen's. I mean, she needs something to do on that three-day drive home!

Great pic! I ordered the polish yesterday. Am looking forward to getting it. Thanks RaRa!

I went for a mani/pedi yesterday (my friends treat, she and I went together) and we had a blast. The only thing missing was my blue polish! The manicurist thought my feet were in great shapw (thanks Ped egg!!)

[kelbons]

Love the toenails, Kelbons!

Thanks!

Kelly, LOVE the matching toesies!

And thanks!

There is no way I could ever post a picture of my foot on this site. I couldn't face the ridicule. Kelbons, you and your little Kelbonette have such adorable feets!!!!

Kelbonette... LOL She thinks she's the cat's pajamas with those blue toes! She was showing them off to everyone at my cousin's bridal shower today.

WAIT A MINUTE!!! Nobody cares that she is going to use the Ped Egg in the closed environment of a CAR? If I had said that, you guys would have jumped all over my rack!!!! LOL

Hell, no one cared when she used to smoke with all the car windows up!! Which is worse? At least I won't be in the car with her this time! LOL

I can't stay away. This is the first thread I check when I log on everyday. What the hell is wrong with me????????????

SOMEONE SEND THIS MAN A PED-EGG!!!

[lisalouver]

I can't stay away. This is the first tread I check when I log on everyday. What the hell is wrong with me????????????

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[Hidium]

Well maybe I'm just hooked on the women that frequent this thread.

I think that is more likey what is going on... you like women who are willing to talk about their feet and/or flaunt them wilth wild abandon. Or maybe you like Tiffany blue toenails. Perhaps you feel the need to buy a few trinkets from Tiffanys, and send them to all the laidies on the Ped Egg site... you are getting sleepy...S-L-E-E-P-Y.... we like diamond earrings.... you will PM us for our addresses....

[John Trim]

WAIT A MINUTE!!! Nobody cares that she is going to use the Ped Egg in the closed environment of a CAR? If I had said that, you guys would have jumped all over my rack!!!! LOL

If your asking for someone to jump on your RACK, I'll volunteer.

[Hidium]

If your asking for someone to jump on your RACK, I'll volunteer.

Only if you have the smooth wonderful feet you can only get with ... you guessed it..."THE Barf Inducing PED EGG!", and Tiffany toe nail polish. THEN you can gently jump on my rack.

[John Trim]

Only if you have the smooth wonderful feet you can only get with ... you guessed it..."THE Barf Inducing PED EGG!", and Tiffany toe nail polish. THEN you can gently jump on my rack.

Is that all? I've been wearing that polish for years.