Here is something to straighten your bothersome crooked toes... after you've exfoliated them and detoxed them.
I can't believe that I have overlooked this thread ...They had Ped Eggs at Bed Bath and Beyond, and I sailed right by them to look at Mighty Putty!! Do they work BETTER than a pedi-file? Yes. I know what that name sounds like, but based on what I've read..I MUST own one!!
[quote=Mrs. Watson;197473]OMG I am dying here! LMAO!
I have one of those callus scrapers that has a razor in it that I use on my feet and it gives my husband big time heebie jeebies. Like if I give myself a pedicure while we're watching TV, he makes me go in the bathroom so he doesn't have to watch. I think he's waiting to see one of my toes go flying across the room. I get real enthusiastic about it.
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I didn't notice this the first time I read it... I was so impressed about you getting a Ped Egg for Christmas. Let me tell you about my experience with scrapper with a razor. You wouldn't believe how many bandaids a size 6-ish foot can hold. I was always throwing big boxes of them in the shopping cart. My husband would say, "But we just bought them". So, I started buying them secretly. I was ALWAYS damaged. I had really bad gouges in my feet, deep like the Mariana Trench. I was a bloody mess. I walked and left bloody foot prints in my shoes. When getting out of the car, I had to brace myself, because of the pain I knew I was going to feel when I put weight on my feet. My husband wrestled that thing away from me and threw it away. I got it out of the trash (indoor trash). He found out and was disgusted with me. He said I was going to get a horrible infection and have to have my feet amputated. I just didin't know when to stop. Finally, he took it to the alley trash can. I couldn't reach it in there. I realized I was powerless over it, and my life was unmanagable. I came to believe a power greater than myself could restore me to sanity.
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Do you think Yogo Toes are dishwaser safe? You know, when things get kinky.
You know, going to the store sounds WAY easier...
The Ped Egg will de-crust most anything.
It might be fun to tell my husband when he gets home from work that we are having ASSHAT for dinner and it will be sprogolicious! Thanks to (((ComputerGuy))) for making up those wonderful words.
RaRaRamona and Hidium, you two are my favorite posters...whenever I run across you guys I find myself cracking up! lol
Thanks, it has been my goal to make RaRaRamona laugh because I thought I grossed her out too much about the ped egg and was trying to make it up to her, and others got caught in the cross fire, all the better!!!! By the way, what the HELL is your Avatar? It kind of freaks me out!!! xoxox
Yes, I was thinking she could return the favor & enlighten me too. I don't look at it b/c I am afraid if what substance it could be lol.
Hid, you crack me up all the time. I love being grossed out. Well, sorta. Let's wait & see what that is in the avvie.
he he he... time will tell!!! What is worse, the Ped Egg shavings, or that scary thing that KDenz has as an Avatar?
Well, off to do some housework and cooking... xoxoox
Have fun.
What's hilarious about Hidium is she has like one long conversation, but it's in different threads. LOL
I just have to say, y'all are killin' me with the ped egg comments! So glad everyone got one and tried it-- I told you you'd love it! i mean, every since I used it the first time, I only need to do occasional "touch ups" on my big toes. Seriously, my big toes are shaped like rattlesnake heads, and the side next to the shoe gets all calloused and big. Kind of looks like a rattlesnake with a goiter. Sad.
But now... Ped Egg has changed my life! Just like Hidium, I used to tear up my feet with abandon. I've been known to start peeling a hunk of skin from outer heel to inner heel, only to leave it to toughen up for further pulling because of the pain. Fun as hell to go to bed the big ol' sharpie! You think the runners in the pantyhose on the commercial are bad! Imagine a runner in your flannel sheets! Oy!
Hey, here's a cool pic (let's see if it posts)-- totally not my foot but while looking like a calloused up heel, I found this!
Great thread guys. Guess I'll be going to Walgreens today. Moved to the desert last year and within a couple of days my feet were graters. Totally snagged my new bedspread. Creams haven't helped much. Anyone want my shavings later???
ghettoes LMBO AAAAHHHHHHH
DORITO! Spitting water across room here! OY! I'm always trying to gross people out by telling them about going to the pedicure palace and how they shave pork rinds off my heels... but doritos... HELL YEAH!
God help me I'm both amused and repulsed by this thread...love the anecdotes about the pedicures... but when I think about the commerical I puke a little in my mouth.
Why can't I stay away from this thread. This is a "womens" thread but I keep coming back here. Why, why, why. I am so conflicted. I damn near picked one those damn ped egg things at Walgreens yesterday. What are you women doing to me. Someone please help me!!!!!!!!!!
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John, this isn't a women's thread, it's a thread for anyone who has, or used to have, feet.
RaRa is right... I must feel compelled to cremate myself before my time, that makes so much sense!
Do it! Do it!
That woul dbe awesome b/c you can choose your place.
Probably I should have used the word "scatter."
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This really works!! Used it for the first time today and my feet are so soft. After reading all the posts, tried not to over do it. I hate to throw out the "cheese". Anyone have any ideas what to do with it other than pasta and pizza???