Originally Posted by
SomeChick
I forgot to PedEgg for about a month. I could mulch around an old oak tree with what came offa there!
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There was recently a commercial for a Ped-Egg imitator that had a spinning wheel on it. The first commercial showed deli thin slices of callous being shaved off and flying through the air. I immediately thought of you fine folks here and went to post a link for the commercial on You-Tube, but the commercial posted there was tame with no shavings flying of the feets. I recorded hours of local TV to get the commercial I saw to no avail.
I can remember when I was a kid my old man would carve his callouses off with a razor blade. The ash tray in the basement TV room would sometimes be filled with cigarette butts and huge chunks of foot callous and sometimes huge toe nail clippings. It used to piss my Mom off to find that. Sometimes I would see smeared dried blood on the floor in front of the couch when he would sometimes shave to deep. Boy that shit really grew on my old man as he did this about once a month
I pranked my girlfriend at a gathering of her relatives. She loathes my Ped-Egg culture fascination. She doesn't need ped-egg cause her feets are like a 12 year old's. Well I bought a ped-egg at Wal-Mart and filled it with some Parmesan cheese and when I gave it to her at the pig - roast. I acted like the top popped open and that reeking Parmesan spilled out all over her. I exclaimed, "Oh shit, Mom must have found it." She was so pissed at me I didn't get any for a week.
Last edited by MagnusDippytack; 01-19-2013 at 10:39 AM.
Reason: added memory
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