anything that, that horrible Yoko sings
in "Boogie Nights" when Dirk Diggler was singing...I don't know what the HELL he was singing,But MAN!!!!
"You're a winner !"
Macerana....Los Del Rio
I'm Too Sexy....Right Said Fred....UGH!
Oh and Livin La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin
Any song by Fall Out Boy. That band is the worst piece of shit I've ever laid my eyes on... and ears, too! Fuck, Pete Wentz makes me homicidal. He needs to find his way onto Find a Death soon... nah, he isn't good enough for FAD.
The same for Miley Cyrus. Who told this bitch she could sing? She sounds like a 45-year old woman that's been smoking unfiltered Winston's for 30 years. What a stupid little brat.
Also, the Jonas Brothers. Have they hit puberty? It doesn't sound like it... their music is seriously BAD. And there are teenage girls that go crazy over them like they're the fucking Beatles. It's sad.
Individual songs, let's see...
"I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry. Get your fake-party bi self somewhere... you're a whiny twat and your music is terrible!
"Shake It" by Metro Station. Of course Miley Cyrus' brother's band gets popular. It's this mixture of whiny "emo" (not real emo from the 90's, the bastardisation and mislabel that it has become) and terrible pop. The lead singer sounds like a cow and Miley's brother doesn't even sing... he like, whispers. :/
I have more hated bands and songs, but I'll get off my soapbox, I've already ranted enough! Sorry! :x
To be honest, the first time I saw Miley Cyrus on TV I thought she was about 21 years old. Well, she dresses like that. She dresses like a skank for a 15 year old. Not only are all of her songs awful, but I thought she was a whore. Whether or not she is, her appearance enough is too racy for a children's thing like Disney. She sucks.
And about your comment about how crazy-acid fan girls treat the Jonas Brothers like the Beatles, the Jonas Brothers can't and shouldn't even be compared to actual great bands like the Beatles!
I also hate any song from Fall Out Boy and from Panic at the Disco.
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Its funny that the song is so devisive. On I tunes it rates right in the middle because half the people hate it with the passion while the other half see it as a "pushing the envelope" creative. To be honest the ability of women to explore other women on a casual basis is interesting. I'm wondering if people are offended by the song for its content or just think its bad music.
Coming from a -real- homosexual, I hate it not for its content, but for other reasons.
Oh, and thanks Kyouya -- I'm very glad someone agrees! Miley is in fact the opposite of the good-girl image she feigns having... many pictures have been leaked of her half naked on guys, and ones she took in her underwear for one of the Jonas Brothers. -vomit-
I totally agree with you !!
I give both Hanna Montana and the Jonas Brothers a year or two before they fade away. Of course they could come back say 10 years from now in a totally different form.
Kinda like Joey Lawrence. I remember when he was "the big thing" among teen girls. Today Joey is somewhat making a comeback..my brother was telling me Joey is becoming very popular among gay men thanks to Joey's shaved head, hairy chest look. The bar he goes to often flashes pics of Joey today on their monitors and the guys just well....can one say lust?
Funny thing is I doubt Joey Lawrence knows how popular he is with that crowd LOL
Recently my Mom heard that song, she was saying how much she liked it. I laughed & told her it consistantly ranks as one of the worse songs of the 80's. She didn't believe me - so I google it & show her. Not just Blenders list (I love that mag, btw) but every damn list!
Do I remember it? Hell, I used to do that to my hair! I drew the line at parachute pants though.
You know, I worship the Beatles. I mean, they are THE band for me. Without them, the music business wouldn't be what it is. That being said, Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da is one stupid horrible song! If it comes on the radio, I can hit the "seek" button in nanoseconds.
I'm back! And I have another artist and his/her appalling music.
I cannot stand ANY of Rihanna's music, especially the Umbrella song. The word 'umbrella' has three syllables, NOT fucking eight. Three!!
I also hate her "Take a Bow" song. I can kind of understand what her lyrics mean, but the concept is so stupid!
I really don't feel like mentioning her other music because they all suck as bad as the two mentioned above that are played way too much on the radio.
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The funny thing about We Built This City....I don't think Starship liked it either and yet they did that song LOL
I still remember when they appeared on one of those American Bandstand retro specials back in the 80s doing We Built This City. Of couse it was lip synched ( Dick Clark was soooo into that ) But the look on their faces was like "...we sooooo don't want to do this !!!"
Glen Campbell...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RY4c4rcciE
Rhinestone Cowboy
Worse than that? Hasselhoff covering Glen Campbell and various others.
I choked on my water when I read "numbnuts Anka"! That was hilarious. Btw, that song is a bit creepy to me. If he is trying to be romantic to a pregnant lady, he failed miserably. If my Fiance' had came up tp me and sang that song while I was preggers, I prolly would have punched him!
ok that song brings some memories. My sister likes to take songs she doesn't like and sing them wrong. Well she heard the Rhinestone Cowboy song and made this up to the chorus:
"Like a Rhinestone Booger"!
Getting caught in your nose
and you cannot pick it out"!
Yes I know, immature. But when we were kids we were easily amused by stuff like that!
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It is the Chordetts. Not a fan of "Lollipop" either. My guess is that back in those days it was common for kids to get together , call up ( or even just show up ) some recording studio and they cut records with the lyrcs and music ( usually mindless patter) already written well in advance. I guess the record companies bought the lyrics and music by the bulk. Some become hits ( like Alley-Oop and Lollipop ), others not so much like "Oh Baby..lets do the train". And since many of those kids made those records on a lark, that explains why so many of them ened up being one hit wonders. And rare if any of those records lasted more than TWO minutes.
Neil Sedaka actually had two versions of Breaking Up, the original from the early 60s and one in the mid 70's. The latter was a very slow tune. Either way they both stunk.
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Here's one that pisses me off. "All I Want To Do (Is Make Love To You)" by Heart. The song is bad enough. But then my wife says she loves it because "it's so beautiful". I've shared that with some co-workers, and apparently she's not alone. Excuse me? "We can't have a baby, so I'm going to bang some stranger in a hotel"??? Oh yeah. That's a freakin' sentimental idea.
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"I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archaeologist will have one awesome day at work."
Paper Lace: The Night Chicago Died
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-L0NpaErkk
I'm walking on Sunshine by that girl...I forgot her name. Everyone loves that song but me!
Here's one from my childhood. "How Do You Do" by Mouth and McNeil. How the hell did this get to be a hit? I was only 10, but I remember seeing them on some TV show, and thinking "WTF?". Yeah, thanks to older brothers, I knew the word!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2skBGdyoMkk
Carless Whisper by George Michael...ughh ew ick!!!
There have been so many crappy songs over the years that's impossible for me to pick my all-time least favorite so I'll mention a few that come to mind in no particular order. 1. Seasons in the Sun...Terry Jacks.
2. Money.....The Flying Lizards.
3. Revolution number 9...The Beatles.
4. The Crunge....Led Zeppelin.
5. Just about everything that's around today, especially Rap.
Oh hell, I am going to bed now, and I have these in my head. Does anyone else feel like they lived in an alternate universe 70s and 80s? I know I did.
I hate two more songs, but these I've hated my whole life:
"How do I Live" by Leann Rimes
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
I don't work well with country. Never have, never will.
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Country music is shitty now... I love Hank Williams, Patsy Cline, and the like... but this modern crap is atrocious! How do people stand hearing about tractors and Chevy's and dead dogs?!
This gem I'm about to show you, is probably the most annoying and horrible country song I've heard in quite some time.
The chorus is especially horrendous.
Sugarland - All I Want To Do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSyeto050ZU
All I want to do is rip your vocal chords out, lady!