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    I wanna fuck the shit outta Rip Taylor


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    So you want to get "ripped" by Rip?

    LMAO.

    I couldn't help it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StewartGilliganGriffin View Post
    I wanna fuck the shit outta Rip Taylor


    LMAO!!!!!!!!!

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    Reading this list proves to me that no matter how unattractive a person is, someone wants to shag them. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by StewartGilliganGriffin View Post
    I wanna fuck the shit outta Rip Taylor
    Wow . . . you better make sure you have no other appointments that day, because that's probably going to take a while.

    Remember that Simpsons Halloween special where the dead celebrities came after Homer. The comic book guy saw Rip Taylor and said "hey wait a minute, you're not dead."

    Rip said "somebody better check my apartment" and skipped away in a cloud of confetti.

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    Kayne West, in the ass, with a 72 oz. wooden baseball bat.
    Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Kayne West, in the ass, with a 72 oz. wooden baseball bat.
    I'd pay good money to see that. Can you make him squeal like a pig (autotune doesn't count)?

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    angelina jolie -- pfff - i bet she'd be boring --- angela merkel on the other hand ..... grrrr

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    Another one for me is Dana Carvey.

    But, I would be afraid he'd use the Church Lady voice during it. And, that would ruin it all for me. LMAO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    I'd pay good money to see that. Can you make him squeal like a pig (autotune doesn't count)?
    I would try, and film it. I wish that had been Blake Shelton up there instead of Beck, or anybody big enough to knock that jagoff on his ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Kayne West, in the ass, with a 72 oz. wooden baseball bat.
    Best one on this thread.

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    Kanye deserves that.
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    Two women who have got better with age - Dana Delany and Mimi Rogers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Fishhead View Post
    Another one for me is Dana Carvey.

    But, I would be afraid he'd use the Church Lady voice during it. And, that would ruin it all for me. LMAO.
    I found the prospect of screwing the Church Lady mildly stimulating until she threw herself at Justin Bieber.

    Quote Originally Posted by shellc View Post
    Two women who have got better with age - Dana Delany and Mimi Rogers.
    Ah, but they are all just acolytes who light the path of the one great goddess who embodies all womanhood . . . PATRICIA ARQUETTE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shellc View Post
    Two women who have got better with age - Dana Delany and Mimi Rogers.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    I found the prospect of screwing the Church Lady mildly stimulating until she threw herself at Justin Bieber.



    Ah, but they are all just acolytes who light the path of the one great goddess who embodies all womanhood . . . PATRICIA ARQUETTE!
    Yummy to all three. Big, um, thumbs up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    I found the prospect of screwing the Church Lady mildly stimulating until she threw herself at Justin Bieber.



    Ah, but they are all just acolytes who light the path of the one great goddess who embodies all womanhood . . . PATRICIA ARQUETTE!
    I always prefered Rosanna although out of all the Arquettes, my vote goes to Alexis who looks hot in drag or normal clothes and David is....well, he's something. He must have sold his soul to get Courteney Cox.

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    Alexis looks great in or out of drag. I wonder how Patricia's siblings will be when she wins the Oscar? I think there might be some jealousy on Rosanna's end.
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    I gotta agree. Alexis rocks the heels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mansfield67 View Post
    Alexis looks great in or out of drag. I wonder how Patricia's siblings will be when she wins the Oscar? I think there might be some jealousy on Rosanna's end.
    Naw . . . Rosanna has a song written about her.

    I shudder to admit it, but my faith has been waivering lately. Sometimes I get the feeling that Patricia doesn't even exist . . . or she is ignoring me.

    If I could bring the dead back to life, I would screw Mary Pinchot Meyer's brains out. I wonder if she would want to get high together first.

    I also have a desire to commit unspeakable acts of passion with Sarah Silverman.

    The dark side is very powerful indeed.

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    And so does her alter ego Eva Destruction !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    Wow . . . you better make sure you have no other appointments that day, because that's probably going to take a while.

    Remember that Simpsons Halloween special where the dead celebrities came after Homer. The comic book guy saw Rip Taylor and said "hey wait a minute, you're not dead."

    Rip said "somebody better check my apartment" and skipped away in a cloud of confetti.

    hahahaha Gold, Jerry. Gold!

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    Andrew Simpson from Notes On A Scandal

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    Quote Originally Posted by suzycreamcheese1 View Post
    Andrew Simpson from Notes On A Scandal
    Had to look him up. He is cute but best of all, he has an Irish accent which is always a bonus.

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    Still Chris Meloni..I'm not fickle ! Click image for larger version. 

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    Today you could be standing next to someone who is trying their best not to fall apart. So whatever you do today, do it with kindness.

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    Not bad.

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    Not bad at all

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    ...I would say, but I'd get laughed at
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    Awww come on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iyokokijo View Post
    ...I would say, but I'd get laughed at
    I used to have a thing for Bill Murray after watching Ghost Busters. Nothing can be worse than that.

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    Well, let me throw in a qualifier: I've had a massive 'crush' on this man since I was 12, and this only applies to the version that existed between 1971 and 1975 (not now; he's older than my own father):

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    EDIT: I also watched him do a 15 min. guitar solo live this past summer. So. Freaking. Amazing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iyokokijo View Post
    Well, let me throw in a qualifier: I've had a massive 'crush' on this man since I was 12, and this only applies to the version that existed between 1971 and 1975 (not now; he's older than my own father):

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    EDIT: I also watched him do a 15 min. guitar solo live this past summer. So. Freaking. Amazing.
    I can't say I've personally ever thought he was hot but he looks good in the picture. I love guys with long dark hair.

  32. #3582
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    Sofia Vergara - ever since I saw that Jimmy Kimmel "Mean Tweets" thing where she read "Why does Sofia Vergara always sound like she has a dick in her mouth?" and responded with "What's wrong with having a dick in my mouth?"

    Kind of got the old imagination going (i.e., I nearly had a laughgasm).

    I'm still saving myself for Patricia Arquette, but I'm not sure how much longer I can hang on.

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    Seeing that special Sunday SNL made just cemented my lust. I'd still totally bang Dana. He does not look almost 60. Not at all.

    Hell, he could even do the Church Lady voice. I don't think I care about that anymore. He's just that hot to me. I've had a thing for him since as far back as I remember. And, it's still going strong.

    Norm now though...Um, I'll pass. He looks okay. But, not that okay.
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    I'm probably too old to fangirl, but as Danny DeVito says: 'I don't have many years on this planet left, so I'm gonna get real weird with it.'
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    ^LOL. That's how I feel. 27 is way to old for me to be fan girling it up. But, I cannot help it. *fans self*
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    Hey, I draw silly cartoons for a 'living'-- some days, I entertain myself the idea that I'm really from a much stranger planet, and that the mothership to take me home is stuck in traffic.*

    *no, I do not really take myself very seriously, or honestly think this is real, but this *is* the interwebs. Your mileage may vary, void where prohibited. Substance is known to the State of California as a carcinogen.
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    I'll take a three-way with Sofia Vergara and the Church Lady to go, please. Sofia would just the right person to finally instil some ... ah ... "discipline" in the Church Lady.

    I'd also like to see the Church Lady and the Soup Nazi get freaky with one another. Oh God, I feel so dirty now.

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    I can't believe a 27 year old just said she was too old for something. Q-U-I-T-I-T Now! This thread is supposed to be the equivalent of shower nozzel masturbation material. You're making my near 50 ass feel very unsexy.

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    Steve Backshall. The things I would do to this man.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheeBee View Post
    I 100% agree with this!!!! I'll even put up with grumpy ole Joe just to see this guy.
    I 1 agree with this!!

  41. #3591
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    well i'd do patricia arquette in a heartbeat. she's so natural looking compared to other celebs. i would have done big ang too. and that nicki minaj

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    Quote Originally Posted by shellc View Post
    Two women who have got better with age - Dana Delany and Mimi Rogers.
    Great taste, me too! There's far too many dead celebs to list, for me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by trekgrrl View Post
    Great taste, me too! There's far too many dead celebs to list, for me...
    actually i've always had the hots for delany and rogers.

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    If I could sleep with any celeb? Hmmm...
    Alive- Probably Edward Norton, Alexander Skarsgard, or Evan Peters. Lol
    Dead- Tony Curtis was really hot when he was young! And alive... hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niko88 View Post
    If I could sleep with any celeb? Hmmm...
    Alive- Probably Edward Norton, Alexander Skarsgard, or Evan Peters. Lol
    Dead- Tony Curtis was really hot when he was young! And alive... hahaha
    well may add a janet leigh for your tony curtis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mansfield67 View Post
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    Yum! I wouldn't kick his former SVU partner Mariska Hargitay out of bed, either.
    "Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."

    "I just go here!"

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    Sure why not, Scotti.

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    Emma Stone fo sho.

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    Joan Jett
    Aaron Paul
    Sarah Paulson
    Obama


    Fuck yeah.

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    Ruta Lee back in the day.

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