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    Which celebrity would you love to have sex with?

    She has to be a 1000 years old, but she still makes me want to do the Brady Hop with her. She was in the Weird Al video as an Ahmish and wow! I heard her say on TV that "Carol Brady is the horniest woman in the world". Maybe old Barry Williams did get to play with the Wesson Oil.

    June Lockhart 10 years ago was looking good. Got an old one you'd like to take for a spin and kick the tires? Old being over 65.

    That news babe from 60 minutes Lesley Stahl or whatever. Nice legs.
    Last edited by onehunglow; 10-14-2007 at 05:44 PM.

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    Barbara Billingsley was a hottie, too..the pearls and high heels...maybe I've watched too many porn movies!
    peek-a-boo!!

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    Good Find!

    Quote Originally Posted by joplinfrk View Post
    Barbara Billingsley was a hottie, too..the pearls and high heels...maybe I've watched too many porn movies!
    The Beaver!

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    I think I read she used to be a model of some sort.

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    That woman who played Patty Duke's mom looked like she'd be up for just about anything.

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    If you were a sandwhich and the filler

    Who would you pick to be the bread? I am still thinking but will have a choice.

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    hmmm. good question. Trish Stratus and Heather from the punk bands Teen Idols and Bullets To Broadway. I would LOVE to be sandwhiched between those 2 foxy ladies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jason8478 View Post
    You
    oh god, I think i'm gonna puke.

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    why Chris? you can be the bottom loaf


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    I love dark rye

    Quote Originally Posted by jason8478 View Post
    why Chris? you can be the bottom loaf
    This one is killing me!!

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    Do we have to pick a deathhag or a celebrity? Splain Lucy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jason8478 View Post
    why Chris? you can be the bottom loaf
    NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetsumthin View Post
    Do we have to pick a deathhag or a celebrity? Splain Lucy
    well, if I had to pick one of us death hags....it would be a TOUGH call. so many nice looking ladies 'round these parts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetsumthin View Post
    Do we have to pick a deathhag or a celebrity? Splain Lucy
    Why you killing my joy? I want two death hags to hold me together... IS THAT OK WITH YOU?


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    Gerard Butler and Michael Fassbender (Stelios aka "fight in the shade guy"), in their Spartan gear- at first.

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    Hey Sweets it is your sandwhich!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetsumthin View Post
    Do we have to pick a deathhag or a celebrity? Splain Lucy
    Since when do you ask permission LOL?

    You build it your way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onehunglow View Post
    Since when do you ask permission LOL?

    You build it your way.
    oh, so it's kinda like Burger King. have it your way.

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    Well I can't pick you deathhags that would be incest. I am the MOTHER of the board. I was voted LMFAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetsumthin View Post
    Well I can't pick you deathhags that would be incest. I am the MOTHER of the board. I was voted LMFAO
    i'm sure i'm not the ONLY one here who likes a M.I.L.F.!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jason8478 View Post
    Why you killing my joy? I want two death hags to hold me together... IS THAT OK WITH YOU?
    Whatever floats your boat hun. Should I throw the Playboys out under your bed now since your getting some sandwich love?

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    you people disgust me... I'm telling.

    SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!


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    What hell

    Quote Originally Posted by Death Hag Chris View Post
    i'm sure i'm not the ONLY one here who likes a M.I.L.F.!!!!
    I am in the chat room. What the fuck was with Jack Benny thing?? God!

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    Quote Originally Posted by onehunglow View Post
    I am in the chat room. What the fuck was with Jack Benny thing?? God!
    the fact that I thought Rochester's character, to ME, was an insult to Africn Americans. and I was called a "douchebag" and told to "buy a clue" by 2 of our fellow members. and I NEVER insulted anyone....that's the fucked up part.

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    Well have one of my drinks

    Quote Originally Posted by Death Hag Chris View Post
    the fact that I thought Rochester's character, to ME, was an insult to Africn Americans. and I was called a "douchebag" and told to "buy a clue" by 2 of our fellow members. and I NEVER insulted anyone....that's the fucked up part.
    May I suggest the Blow Torch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Hag Chris View Post
    the fact that I thought Rochester's character, to ME, was an insult to Africn Americans. and I was called a "douchebag" and told to "buy a clue" by 2 of our fellow members. and I NEVER insulted anyone....that's the fucked up part.
    Displaced Aggression Chris.. don't take it personal, somebody has a bad day and finds it easier to take it out on a computer screen. Just realize how much luckier you are to not be that person.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Hag Chris View Post
    i'm sure i'm not the ONLY one here who likes a M.I.L.F.!!!!
    LMAO! More than they know, Chris. Grandmas even!
    ??One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.?

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    Quote Originally Posted by onehunglow View Post
    May I suggest the Blow Torch
    it's okay. those 2 looked a bit silly when they ranted. so, no sweat off my ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jason8478 View Post
    Displaced Aggression Chris.. don't take it personal, somebody has a bad day and finds it easier to take it out on a computer screen. Just realize how much luckier you are to not be that person.
    I NEVER take this kinda shit personally. hell, if those 2 can't discuss without hurling insults in order to make a point, well, that's THEIR tough shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ree View Post
    LMAO! More than they know, Chris. Grandmas even!
    i've seen a few foxy granny's in my day.

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    I'm thinking Martina McBride and Shania Twain

    The Country Classic with meat

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    I'm guessing my sandwich filler would be sausage with the bread I've chosen


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    MILFs are awesome. Experience

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    LOL... oh man, I was with a MIF once (Mom I fucked). As she was riding me her 4 year old daughter walked into the room. I was like 21 at the time and thought the whole experience was pretty odd... anyway, thanks for listening.


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    Hope she was still wet

    Quote Originally Posted by jason8478 View Post
    LOL... oh man, I was with a MIF once (Mom I fucked). As she was riding me her 4 year old daughter walked into the room. I was like 21 at the time and thought the whole experience was pretty odd... anyway, thanks for listening.
    Can't beat mommies milk

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    She was actually one of the women I mentioned on the "SMELLY" Thread.... wooooo man she was rank. Being 21 and desperate was not easy, let me tell you.


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    With this conversation I almost feel violated LOL

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    This tread is cooking

    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetsumthin View Post
    With this conversation I almost feel violated LOL
    Now I'll get shit about mothers milk

    so what I like the fountain

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    I was gonna answer the original question...then I got sidetracked by all the posts...now I forgot the question...I have sausage and milk running thru my head and Rochester asking for a sandwich....I think I need a nap now....

    Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

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    Which past or present celebrity would you most love to have sex with?

    Oh, God, PLEASE don't let there be a thread on this already! I did my best to search for one, and didn't find it. If there is, let me know and I apologize in advance!!

    Anyway, who are your "Freebies"? You know a man or woman, or both whom you could sleep with and your significant other would have to say it's ok? Let's see if we can get both men and women Freebies for EVERYONE. I'm straight, and still have a woman Freebie.

    Mine are Joaquin Phoenix and Gwen Stefani.
    Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

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    Johnny Depp and Johnny Depp.

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    David Boreanaz - especially as Angelus

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    ewan mcgregor

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    Heather from the bands Teen Idols and Bullets To Broadway...YUUUUUMMMY!!!!

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    Ryan Gosling. And Dita Von Teese.
    Preferebly at the same time.
    ~SinKitty

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    All the chicks I would want to sleep with are all dead!!

    The famous ones today are to phony for me!!

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    I'd be dead in a heart beat! No free lunch here!

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    Johnny Depp, Jack Wagner,Robert downey Jr.

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    None. We take our vows seriously. Guess thats why we've been married 26 years now

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    Quote Originally Posted by SinKittyVixen View Post
    Ryan Gosling. And Dita Von Teese.
    Preferebly at the same time.
    ~SinKitty

    HEY now...

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