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    Machete-Wielding Man In Gorilla Suit Issues Threats

    I'm not sure what aroused suspicion about the guy, unless maybe it was his trying to blow up an apartment building using fireworks.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/machete-w...191240382.html

    The tense standoff ended peacefully after cops convinced him to trade the machete for a bunch of bananas.
    A faulty hypothesis forming:
    A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JimC View Post
    I'm not sure what aroused suspicion about the guy, unless maybe it was his trying to blow up an apartment building using fireworks.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/machete-w...191240382.html

    The tense standoff ended peacefully after cops convinced him to trade the machete for a bunch of bananas.
    I.... I.....have no words. When I saw the headline, I was almost CERTAIN this happened in Florida but no. North frigging DAKOTA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RiaBrown View Post
    I.... I.....have no words. When I saw the headline, I was almost CERTAIN this happened in Florida but no. North frigging DAKOTA.
    That's an understandable first impression.
    But for something like that to draw attention in Florida, it would need to be a one-legged, machete-wielding man in a gorilla suit riding a unicycle.
    A faulty hypothesis forming:
    A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.



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