What in the absolute fuck. Just like the old Craigslist hook-up dates: equal parts sad, funny, dangerous, and horrifying.
Not out to hold anyone responsible other than him...including the Science Channel videographers...but, I wonder what happened to his 50/50 business partner, Mr. Waldo Stakes. I mean, more like 51/49 since only one of them got into the actual fucking thing. So regarding Mr. Stakes, it begs the second dumbest question, immediately following “The earth’s flat, ain’t it?”:
Where’s Waldo?
"We've had threads about guys fucking picnic tables, animals and dead bodies. Third boob ain't going to stop a damn thing." - cleanskull