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    Virgin Birth: 2015?

    A nun in an Italian closed commune has given birth to a healthy baby boy. Hmmm.. according to reports, the sisters at this comment would like to raise him as their own. WWJD?*
    http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/...ne-Gives-Birth

    *Not to be blasphemous but is a valid question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aviatrix View Post
    A nun in an Italian closed commune has given birth to a healthy baby boy. Hmmm.. according to reports, the sisters at this comment would like to raise him as their own. WWJD?*
    http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/...ne-Gives-Birth

    *Not to be blasphemous but is a valid question.
    Well, I'm not authorized to speak officially for the King of Glory, but I'm guessing He would be OK with that. Maybe they should ask the Pope, although doctrinally he's sort of all over the place these days.

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    I'll bet this has something to do with the Invisible Boyfriend app from that other thread.
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    " WWJD?* " use a condom.
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    Well if this was a virgin birth (not an immaculate conception: that dogma actually refers to the idea that Mary was born by biological means, but uncontaminated by sin, original or otherwise), then that is going to make for some very awkward conversation when the Trinity sits down at the dinner table. A lot of "It wasn't me, I wasn't anywhere near the place!"

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    They'll probably start with the old "slipped and fell" excuse.
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    I'm predicting not such a "closed commune".

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    Am I the only one here who has seen the movie Agnes of God. Because, this is what it totally reminds me of.

    There was only one virgin birth. And, this isn't it. The commune isn't so closed after all and the priest has been playing hide the sausage with this chick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Fishhead View Post
    Am I the only one here who has seen the movie Agnes of God. Because, this is what it totally reminds me of.

    There was only one virgin birth. And, this isn't it. The commune isn't so closed after all and the priest has been playing hide the sausage with this chick.
    Oh, Amanda Plummer was yummy back then - just my type.
    The play is much better than the movie. I auditioned for a local production once, but the director just couldn't picture me as a nun.

    I didn't know it at the time, but the play was actually inspired by the real life 1977 case of Sister Maureen Murphy in Brighton, New York.

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    Can you get that way from a toilet seat?.......just wondering
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcafgr View Post
    Can you get that way from a toilet seat?.......just wondering
    No, sitting on a toilette seat will not turn you into a nun. That's just an old wives' tale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcafgr View Post
    Can you get that way from a toilet seat?.......just wondering
    Yes, but the sex is very uncomfortable.

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    If this was truly a virgin birth, you'll find me rifling through the books of Daniel, Isiah, Revelation and select other prophetic books.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheeBee View Post
    Yes, but the sex is very uncomfortable.
    Tee Hee. Not for the guy.
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    Someone has been diddling the parishioners.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Tee Hee. Not for the guy.
    Ah....memories of sex in the late 1980's at a lot of clubs while snorting.......well I will just leave it at that.
    To my Father. Even though you have crossed the plane, you will always be with me.
    You were not just my Father, but my hero. My life has been a poor attempt to be like you
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    When I close my eyes I can see you. And finally, Thank you Dad. for everything.
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