Results 1 to 12 of 12

Thread: Indian guy stabs wife after she teased him about his cooking

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
    18,062

    Indian guy stabs wife after she teased him about his cooking

    Nothing gets a bloke going like inappropriate penis jokes, especially if he has a pin-dick.

    • Ganpat Vaz stabbed wife Surat in shoulder with five inch kitchen blade
    • Flipped after she compared cucumber he was chopping to his manhood
    • She was taken to hospital with the blade still embedded in her shoulder

    A shocked housewife was left with a five inch knife blade embedded in her shoulder after her husband flew into a violent rage and stabbed her because she was teasing him about his cooking.

    Ganpat Vaz, 40, from the city of Surat in Western India`s Gujarat State had been preparing a plate of fried vegetables when he and wife Suman, 38, began joking about his culinary abilities.

    But Vaz suddenly flipped after his wife made a passing remark about his manhood and a cucumber that she was chopping.
    I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
    http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny

  2. 12-31-2014, 01:44 AM

  3. #2
    evilwitchgrrrl Guest

  4. #3
    StewartGilliganGriffin Guest
    That's crazy. I guess I could see it if she compared it to a jalapeno pepper.

  5. #4
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
    18,062
    Quote Originally Posted by StewartGilliganGriffin View Post
    That's crazy. I guess I could see it if she compared it to a jalapeno pepper.
    Could have been a Lebanese cucumber
    I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
    http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny

  6. #5
    Mammy Guest
    That poor bastard must be hung like a stud hamster to get that bent out of shape over a cucumber reference.

  7. #6
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Middle Earth
    Posts
    13,009
    I've seen porn from that area of the world. They have a reason to be sensitive about the wee Johnson thingy.
    Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.

  8. #7
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    739
    I've seen some big cucumbers at the grocery store. Don't see why he got so pissy.

  9. #8
    evilwitchgrrrl Guest
    Ah yes, here we see the frail male ego in its natural habitat

  10. #9
    Mammy Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by evilwitchgrrrl View Post
    Ah yes, here we see the frail male ego in its natural habitat
    He would have felt like he was the king for a day if she had compared him to a zucchini.

  11. #10
    evilwitchgrrrl Guest
    Or even a horseradish.
    Has anyone here ever posted about the radish punishment the ancient greeks used? :P

  12. #11
    StewartGilliganGriffin Guest
    He was jerkin a gherkin

  13. #12
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
    18,062
    Quote Originally Posted by StewartGilliganGriffin View Post
    He was jerkin a gherkin
    Kosher?
    I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
    http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •