Nothing gets a bloke going like inappropriate penis jokes, especially if he has a pin-dick.
- Ganpat Vaz stabbed wife Surat in shoulder with five inch kitchen blade
- Flipped after she compared cucumber he was chopping to his manhood
- She was taken to hospital with the blade still embedded in her shoulder
A shocked housewife was left with a five inch knife blade embedded in her shoulder after her husband flew into a violent rage and stabbed her because she was teasing him about his cooking.
Ganpat Vaz, 40, from the city of Surat in Western India`s Gujarat State had been preparing a plate of fried vegetables when he and wife Suman, 38, began joking about his culinary abilities.
But Vaz suddenly flipped after his wife made a passing remark about his manhood and a cucumber that she was chopping.