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    rjbrasher Guest

    Death During Sex

    Anyone famous or non famous kick it while doing the mattress tango?

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    rjbrasher Guest
    don't know why in the hell that popped in my head. I'm just sitting here eating nachos and i was like hey i wonder lmao.

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    Guest Guest
    Not that I know of, but hell I'll become famous just to make this thread!

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    Danny62 Guest
    Albert Dekker kind of fits in!!!???

    Thats how I want to go!!!! Die with a big smile on face at least!

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    candleinthewind Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetsumthin View Post
    Not that I know of, but hell I'll become famous just to make this thread!
    Heck, we'll give you your own thread for that.

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    rjbrasher Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Danny62 View Post
    Albert Dekker kind of fits in!!!???

    Thats how I want to go!!!! Die with a big smile on face at least!
    talk about an adrenaline rush. eh?? lol

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    epicentre Guest
    Michael Hutchence? Only fiction, but for some really bizarre reason I remember the Goldie Hawn character Private Benjamin's first husband died on their wedding night testing the springs.

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    dr2red Guest
    Nelson Rockefeller supposed died in bed with his mistress Megan Marshack.

    Interesting take on the story, part of a religious website
    http://www.reformation.org/megan-marshak.html

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    Danny62 Guest
    Ramon Navarro kind of fits.

    Beaten in his home by two male prostitutes. And I don't mean "beaten" that way!!

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    Darrianne Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by rjbrasher View Post
    don't know why in the hell that popped in my head. I'm just sitting here eating nachos and i was like hey i wonder lmao.
    Ok, so what you are saying is ingesting Nachos makes you think of dying while doing it??

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    rjbrasher Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Darrianne View Post
    Ok, so what you are saying is ingesting Nachos makes you think of dying while doing it??

    yea apparently. Next time i will say no on the nachos , who knows what else will pop in my head lmao. Damn pregnancy hormones lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny62 View Post
    Thats how I want to go!!!! Die with a big smile on face at least!
    Yeah, and your partner will probably develop a complex about sex and be traumatized for life. If you do go that way, make sure your partner finishes first!

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    ComputerGuy Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Darrianne View Post
    Ok, so what you are saying is ingesting Nachos makes you think of dying while doing it??

    Must have been the new Extra Cheese Nachos!!

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    Danny62 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    Yeah, and your partner will probably develop a complex about sex and be traumatized for life. If you do go that way, make sure your partner finishes first!
    I would think she would be proud to be so damn good that she would be able to give me a massive heart attack during sex!!!

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    Good point. Or maybe she just lays there and forces you to do all the work. That could do it, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rjbrasher View Post
    don't know why in the hell that popped in my head. I'm just sitting here eating nachos and i was like hey i wonder lmao.
    Mmmmm....nachos.

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    djdeath-hag Guest
    Don't know why that Culture Club song Karma Chameleon is ringing in my head....."you come & go, you come & go...."

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    rjbrasher Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by djdeath-hag View Post
    Don't know why that Culture Club song Karma Chameleon is ringing in my head....."you come & go, you come & go...."
    .


    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    Good point. Or maybe she just lays there and forces you to do all the work. That could do it, too.
    Can you imagine though...I wonder what they would put on the death certificate as the cause of death. LOL

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    Bake Guest
    Now I'm Hungry!!

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    post coitus exanimate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny62 View Post
    Can you imagine though...I wonder what they would put on the death certificate as the cause of death. LOL
    Had to come home?

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    I bet alot of people have expired doing the deed,just not good PR to mention it.

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    atlantis Guest
    Yeah, mmmmmmmmmmmm NACHOS!!!! Sigh...

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    Danny62 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Bake View Post
    Had to come home?
    LMAO!!

    I like that one!!!

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    ComputerGuy Guest
    Had to cum and go!!

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    rjbrasher Guest
    We have gas stations in omaha nebraska called Kum and go. I always said they should of named a cheap hotel that lol

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    Mavros Guest
    I was thinking of that guy who was crushed between an elevating piano, a girl, and a ceiling at the Condor Club in San Francisco... I found this:

    http://www.caderbooks.com/exdeathpie.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mavros View Post
    I was thinking of that guy who was crushed between an elevating piano, a girl, and a ceiling at the Condor Club in San Francisco... I found this:

    http://www.caderbooks.com/exdeathpie.html
    now THATS freakin hilarious!!

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    shane Guest
    The Death Certificate would read "Hardening of the extremeties"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mavros View Post
    I was thinking of that guy who was crushed between an elevating piano, a girl, and a ceiling at the Condor Club in San Francisco... I found this:

    http://www.caderbooks.com/exdeathpie.html
    I remember reading about that in the paper when in happened. The guy was pretty big too I recall. Poor girl.

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    candleinthewind Guest
    Good one!!!!!

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    Adam Faith died of a heart attack in a hotel room with a much younger woman (by 40 years!) who was definitely not his wife

    http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/faith%20.died%20in%20arms%20of%20lover%2040%20years%20his%20junior.

    Although maybe that wasn't about sex - he was probably giving her singing lessons or something?

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    Snoopy Guest
    LMAO at this thread!!!

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    Danny62 Guest
    And we have a "Dick and a Bush" in the white house!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny62 View Post
    And we have a "Dick and a Bush" in the white house!!
    And you know what Dick + Bush equals, right?.. F*cked!

    (I have a t-shirt that says that - altho I don't dare wear it around Texas!)

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    xenaswolf Guest
    He's not famous, but my dear old granddad died with his boots on so to speak. 100 years old and in a nursing home, his girlfriend came by for her nightly visit and she said he "fell asleep" when they finished. She left, nurses checked on him later and he was gone. They told us he had a big satisfied smile on his face LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aries65 View Post
    And you know what Dick + Bush equals, right?.. F*cked!

    (I have a t-shirt that says that - altho I don't dare wear it around Texas!)
    Oh that is sooo true! Texas loves their Bush!!!!!

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    I remeber a typo in a AP release that stated that Howard Hughes died in an airplane while being blown from Las Vegas to LA. Does that count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fool Moon View Post
    I remeber a typo in a AP release that stated that Howard Hughes died in an airplane while being blown from Las Vegas to LA. Does that count?

    Howard had some damn staying power!

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    ComputerGuy Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Aries65 View Post
    And you know what Dick + Bush equals, right?.. F*cked!

    (I have a t-shirt that says that - altho I don't dare wear it around Texas!)
    Just think, you were right!! WE should have voted for Dole!!

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    djdeath-hag Guest
    pre-mature stiffness?

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    Ted Challinor Guest

    not quite...

    I read that Peter Sellers' near fatal heart attack in 1964 aged 38 was brought by excessive love making to Britt Eckland...he succumed to an attack in 1980, 16 years later of course

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aries65 View Post
    And you know what Dick + Bush equals, right?.. F*cked!

    (I have a t-shirt that says that - altho I don't dare wear it around Texas!)
    My dad told me this one fairly recently:

    "Why does Laura Bush always have to be on top?

    Cause George can only fuck up!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by rjbrasher View Post
    Anyone famous or non famous kick it while doing the mattress tango?
    No one really knows how Genghis Khan died, but there seem to be "persistent folktales" that he was killed by a princess from a Tibetan nomadic tribe known as the Tanguts.

    It seems that she was anxious to pay back Genghis for waging war against her people. She was also rather anxious to avoid being raped. And so she managed to castrate him with a knife hidden inside her vagina.

    Obviously, this was a bit of a shock to the system for Old Man Genghis and he never recovered.


    (I'm buying a metal detector.)

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    Snoopy Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Aries65 View Post
    And you know what Dick + Bush equals, right?.. F*cked!

    (I have a t-shirt that says that - altho I don't dare wear it around Texas!)
    Rofl!!! I want that T shirt!!! now I have to go wipe the coffee off my computer screen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snoopy View Post
    Rofl!!! I want that T shirt!!! now I have to go wipe the coffee off my computer screen!
    It actually looks like this:

    Dick
    +
    Bush
    _______
    F*cked

    I got mine on Castro Street in SF a few years back. Hope you can still find them around - maybe on the internet somewhere?

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    orionova Guest
    I seem to recall the actor Raul Julia biting the big one due to having it off with a woman other than his wife. Which is a shame, because he made a great Gomez Addams.

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    Danny62 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by rjbrasher View Post
    We have gas stations in omaha nebraska called Kum and go. I always said they should of named a cheap hotel that lol
    Or the "No Tell Motel."

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    An ex Australian Prime Minister died on the job, not with his wife too if I remember correctly.
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