I'm watching that now (TMZ). Although he does look like him, the pictures I saw of him on the slab prove to ME that he is dead dead DEAD.
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I'm watching that now (TMZ). Although he does look like him, the pictures I saw of him on the slab prove to ME that he is dead dead DEAD.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]peek-a-boo!!
tupac said he agreed to the test. and janet needs to stop all that. i heard she fucked magic johnson.Originally Posted by Aries65
really? wow.
holy crap....i don't think at all. but i do think it looks a lot like him and can see why people might think that. but come on - you can't honestly believe that the release of that photo and the hoopla around it is because SOMEONE thinks all african americans look the same?! Tupac was a FINE FINE man and I will be the first to tell you that not all black men are created equal. that man in the pic is being compared to Tupac because from that angle he looks A LOT like Tupac.
sheesh.
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Did I miss something in this thread????
Who said all black people look alike? Seriously??????
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That guy does look A LOT like Tupac, who was a HOT guy
Really HOT!
seriously.
I for one don't think that all black people look alike at all.
Sorry I'm late, traffic was a bitch.
*ahem*
ALL BLACK PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE!
There we go, thread saved.
GREAT. thanks a lot, Screwy. So much for damage control.
True....these two are practically twins
shemar.jpg
snoop.jpg
Now we get a mod to insert that on page one and everything makes sense, Ruby. I am all about board cohesion.
And anyone who thinks black people all look alike needs to take a look at Whoopi Goldberg and Vanessa Williams standing side-by-side. Preferably Vanessa would be n00d and Whoopi covered in a parachute. Seriously, some people who shall remain nameless got hair-trigger sensibilities.
For Rizzle.
Are we allowed to speak in izzle?
I think since Snoop has been inserted into the thread, then fo' shizzle.
I'd like to think this is a free country. What do you think, Sweets?
lol...i love Snoop. in fact, The Chronic and Doggie Style are both on my iPod ready to roll after i get off work.
Oh you kids today with your Snoopy Dogs and your Dr Dre and your shizzlenozzles, when I was young all we had was Kangols and boomboxes and Rock the Bells and it was good enough for us because we had VALUES!
Right.
And you old fogies with your White Lines and Easy E's and 2LiveCrews....
I have your "values" RIGHT HERE.
And The Breaks, don't forget that.
I see your "values" are of the Brazilian variety. Very spiffy!
don't you wish...
Are you saying your "values" are of the tumbleweed variety?
Keeping on topic, "2Pac"
*AHEM*
On task, Screwy...on task.
ANYWHO - to clarify. Tupac is in fact dead and I think it is interesting how people see a pic of someone who looks sorta (from the side) like a dead celebrity and they get all goofy about it. If anyone has seen that man laid out with a big ole Y carved on his chest, they'd know.
Unless the guy on the slab was the imposter and the real Tupac went into hiding.
Naw, that was Tupac.
That's what Tupac wanted you to think.
If you watch the "California Luv" video frame-by-frame, at exactly 2:41:23, you will see in the background someone holding up a sign with I AINT DEAD LULZ on it. The man holding the sign is actually Bertram Snifflethumb who was undergoing plastic surgery at the time to look like Tupac. Why? Everyone knew Tupac was a dead man - except for Bertram, whose musical tastes leaned more toward Viennese porn soundtracks. Bertram was the fall guy. That's why his thread in Everything Else was deleted, because the Church of Scientupacology has their tentacles everywhere!
say whaaa? screw, you are making that up.
Behave, Mr. Screwtape! That's how rumors get started.
See, look here they already got Kafe to respond. Kafe, world-renowned assassin who uses secret Venezuelan sexual dance magicks to kill her enemies from afar! Oh, I'm not long for this world now that she has set her sights on me, I feel my arteries tightening as we speak oh lord lord my death won't be in vain as long as the truth is out there! Bertram will not go unavenged! California Luv is on YouTube, quick before they get it down! Acckkkk acckkkk I see a tunnel of light! Elvis! I see Elvis!?...
*expire*
I...I...I don't know how to respond to that!
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Some various celebrity look - a - likes:
http://entretenimiento.aol.com/fotos...ity-lookalikes
:Snifflethumb:???
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According to the Anything thread, Mr. Snifflethumb is actually 222 years old, and therefore much too wrinkled to be Mr. Tupack Shakur. Good try. If you keep on with this nonsense, Mr. Snifflethumb is going to get you for slander. Just saying..........
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And for your viewing pleasure, Mr. Snifflethumb.................
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That's why he was chosen. He was 222 years old. You've heard the saying "Third time's the charm?"
2-2-2 = Tu-Tu-Tu...pac
Don't underestimate the scope of what's going on here. Remember, he was sighted where? NEW ORLEANS. Charms. Voodoo magic. Zombies. Resurrecting the dead. All is now clear.
Tupac is alive.
Plus don't forget every ten minutes the motherfucker releases yet another album seriously how many demo tracks can a mofo lay down in advance?
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The Plot Thickens:
******DISCLAIMER: I Do not believe all black people look alike, just for the record, posting the link to follow up on the OP's post
http://www.tmz.com/tag/TupacShakur/
Naw that new guy's ears are too damn big. And he's red! Now RED people, THEY all look alike.
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I am afraid they do...... what is the world coming to?
See? Looks like sextuplets.
Why is everyone but Elmo dressed? Better yet, since they obviously understand the concept of clothing, why is Elmo bare ass naked? Why do they all seem to be approving? Grandma looks like she's checking out his Lil Mo.
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Thats Mr. Rogers behind Mom, he is really into it
okay stop acting silly. i did not pin point who said what. but being as that i have been black for 40 years i have heard all the stereotypes and for those on FAD who never heard of it but that is one of the stereotypes. same as all black men have big dicks and i know that shit ain't true. lol anyhow my point was that shit ain't tupac and who ever thinks it is must be blind, cripple, and crazy. since that stereotype is out there of course stupid ass non-black folks will say "hell yeah thats him". even some ass wipe black people will say it is him. dude is dead as hell. again i never said anyone here said that. let him rest in peace.
I for one wasnt saying he is alive, its just really fun to dissect it and obsess over it for 15 minutes to take my mind off other crap.
I really believe Pac is dead, and i also believe this look a- like gets recognized a lot. The thing about the first tmz photos posted, he was wearing a long sleeve shirt, made it hard to see tats, so the imagination can run wild there lol
Screwy saves the day.
Whew.
He was already in the planning stages of going underground, but he didn't have time to notify everyone - so he left subtle clues in his videos. Like in his "I Get Around" video, when the fat girl jumps on him in bed and he looks in the camera and his mouth is moving but no sound is coming out? I hired (at great personal expense) a professional lip reader and according to sworn affidavits he is saying and I quote:
"If you ever see my ass with a big Y zipper on the front, that's not me"
But about this part right here:
I got to hear about this further. Dish, girl.
.
I want you to take a deep breath, honey. It's al right...
But, If we have twins, I wish I looked like Queen Latifah. Instead I look like Queen Fatty Fat Fat.
I looked at the photo, and that is not Tupac. There is about the third or fourth photo, where there is a pic other than a side pic. That is not Tupac
**dovescry1999 spews cole slaw all over her monitor, and hacks up a slaw ball, like Bill the Cat spit up furballs**
I volunteer to give Screwtape mouth to mouth. As long as no tongue is involved...
You need to seriously take a Keopectate shot, or a Geritol Guzzle. You are taking the s**t too fucking serious!
No one on this site has said anything to the point you are bringing up. Also, as a woman of African Decent, I find it odd that you would feel wounded over this.
STOP THE MADNESS!
CHILL THE F**K OUT!
P.S.- I have been black a hell of a lot longer than you, honey. Respect your elders !
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Oh wait a minute, you're a sista? Well let me spit some game!
And how YOU doin? Mmm hmmm hopefully you're doing as fine as you LOOK, you sexy lil smore!
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