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  • Does her forklift toe make you wanna barf?

    4 4.26%
  • Has sticky flytape hanging in every room?

    0 0%
  • Does her whole family have crotch crickets?

    1 1.06%
  • All of the above

    77 81.91%
  • How dare you! She's the hottest chick on the planet, you jealous beeyotches!

    12 12.77%
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Thread: That Honey BooBoo Person

  1. #351
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    JaBooBoo the Hut.
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  2. #352
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    OMG, can you imagine trying to sand down June's scaly, crunchy, infected hooves with a PedEgg? I feel my yogurt coming back up.
    geeez mammy you're killing me LITERALLY lmaoooo

  3. #353
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    Probably ruin a ped egg...

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    A belt sander should do it.
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  5. #355
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    OMG!!! I just saw one of their "dinners" spaghetti with ketchup and butter!! I had to look away, I was gagging and my eyes watered

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlequin_clown View Post
    OMG!!! I just saw one of their "dinners" spaghetti with ketchup and butter!! I had to look away, I was gagging and my eyes watered
    Did you also see the gigantic bowl that Sugie (Sugy, Shugie, Shoogy?) was eating out of? I don't eat that much in a week?
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  7. #357
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    If the Dad needs a job after having his leg amputated, he'd be a shoe-in at IHOP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    If the Dad needs a job after having his leg amputated, he'd be a shoe-in at IHOP.
    LMAO! One problem, though, since Dad is a male, we couldn't call him ILean.
    "What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's really all about?" Jimmy Buffett

  9. #359
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    ^ & ^^ i fucking love you guys...

  10. #360
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alanwench View Post
    LMAO! One problem, though, since Dad is a male, we couldn't call him ILean.
    Why not? They call him "sugar bear" which to me sounds like a 400 pound hooker name

  11. #361
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    That sugar bear works seven days a week so the family can sit around and fart.

  12. #362
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nelliebean View Post
    That sugar bear works seven days a week so the family can sit around and fart.
    Does he really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlequin_clown View Post
    Why not? They call him "sugar bear" which to me sounds like a 400 pound hooker name
    Hahahahaha!
    "What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's really all about?" Jimmy Buffett

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    Well, Mammy's post made me want cheese balls and I was sad to find out they don't sell them here. I went to 2 different grocery stores! I miss the Fischer ones that came in the can.


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    Try Amazon.com. I imagine the BooBoo clan buys them by the case at the PikNSave. Filling their trunk with cheesballs and ketchup.
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  16. #366
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    Sam Rockwell and Christopher Walken are HILARIOUS doing Honey Boo Boo!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzIsz3fU9xQ

  17. #367
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    Quote Originally Posted by harlequin_clown View Post
    Sam Rockwell and Christopher Walken are HILARIOUS doing Honey Boo Boo!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzIsz3fU9xQ
    Gotta love Walken!

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    Anybody wanna bet me that this won't happen?:

    Either a porn parody of the whole family will be made entitled, "Horny BooBoo" or that title will be used by some news rag to describe something she does in about 10 years.

    One dollar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SomeChick View Post
    Anybody wanna bet me that this won't happen?:

    Either a porn parody of the whole family will be made entitled, "Horny BooBoo" or that title will be used by some news rag to describe something she does in about 10 years.

    One dollar.
    Complete with gnats? I just grossed myself out.
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    Yes. The sequel will be called, "Gnats and Negligees".
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  21. #371
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    LMAO! Wouldn't that be "Gnats and Gnegligees?"

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    Lol. "Fetishes-Forklift Feet V"
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    Chapter Three: "We'll Do Anything for Sketti", all of them cavorting in thongs on the cover.

    Think I'm gonna wait a few minutes to start making brownies after reading all these.
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  24. #374
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    Those only look like thongs when June is wearing them. They are actually tablecloths.

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    I love one of the comments I saw about June...


    Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure this is Jaba the Hut's stunt man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    Those only look like thongs when June is wearing them. They are actually tablecloths.
    There's a really disgusting joke in there about eating sketti. I'm just gonna leave it alone.
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    I'm never ingesting butter or ketchup again.
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  28. #378
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    June in "Pour some sugar bear on me... and some ketchup too.."

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    There's a blurb out about a spin-off being in the works. Wasn't the Honey BooBoo whatsits a spin-off of something else? Double spin-offs about these types should be illegal.
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  30. #380
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    It was a spin off of Toddler's, Tiara's and Insecure Mothers or sumpin' like dat.

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  32. #382
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    Separated at birth???

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    Holy cow! She looks exactly like Kevin from The Office. Never noticed that
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    More chins than a Chinese phonebook....
    Performing my signature monkey hump move since 10/16/2007...

    RIP Dad- 11/14/1947 to 12/16/2013

  36. #386
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    I wonder if he's got the chin crack crust going on?

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    There are likely some cheese puffs in there somewhere.
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  38. #388
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    and pubes

  39. #389
    Wendy A. Guest
    and the keys to a 1974 El Camino ..

  40. #390
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    ya'll are some gross mofo's......and I love it! lmao There is not one person who I know likes this show. But hay, then again, I'm old school

  41. #391
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    honestly, I've never seen the show.. I get enough Boo Boo knowledge and facts right here.. lol
    wouldn't you shit if it won an Emmy? (is that possible?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy A. View Post
    honestly, I've never seen the show.. I get enough Boo Boo knowledge and facts right here.. lol
    wouldn't you shit if it won an Emmy? (is that possible?)
    I can just imagine the whole family walking from their seats up to the stage, music playing, stars that lost out fake clapping, and a swarm of gnats in minuscule tuxedos.
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    a swarm of gnats in minuscule tuxedos.
    Ok, how can we make this happen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiraculousMandarin View Post
    There are likely some cheese puffs in there somewhere.
    Did they check to see if Jimmy Hoffa's remains were in there?
    "What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's really all about?" Jimmy Buffett

  45. #395
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    I would rather watch a bumper rust, than watch that drivle.

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  47. #397
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    My great-nephew, Brody, played in a high school football playoff last night in Augusta, Ga.(his team won).He rode home today with his parents and younger brother..They came close to the town where these people live so they decided to check it out..They knew from tv that it was behind the Flash Foods store..They easily found the store and rode down the street and found all these people except HBB outside in the yard...They couldn't resist stopping and found these people very friendly and receptive to the company...HBB was inside eating and the mother called her outside to meet the folks..This little girl came to the door and said how good looking Brody was then she asked who was left in the car to which Brody explained that it was his little brother, Maston, who was too shy to get out of the car..HBB yells "MASTON, GET OUT OF THAT CAR, NOW!" He did it..They posed for pictures, etc with them but would not show them her toes, but she wasn't hateful about it.....My relatives said they enjoyed it and was glad they stopped by but found it interesting that HBB had a bodyguard.

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  49. #399
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    What a cool story! They were advised to get her a bodyguard.

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    OMG is that ever a sweet story. I love it!

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