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  • Does her forklift toe make you wanna barf?

    4 4.26%
  • Has sticky flytape hanging in every room?

    0 0%
  • Does her whole family have crotch crickets?

    1 1.06%
  • All of the above

    77 81.91%
  • How dare you! She's the hottest chick on the planet, you jealous beeyotches!

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Thread: That Honey BooBoo Person

  1. #301
    pwem Guest
    If she is indeed saving the money for her daughter's future kudos to her. Honey Boo Boo is going to need a lot of book "larnin'" to make her way in life.

    I understand they are paying them 20,000 per episode. That is just peanuts in the huge world of entertainment, advertising, and syndication. I wonder what the return is on the show.

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    No idea. Maybe Variety (the Hollywood entertainment industry paper) would have that info?
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  3. #303
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    I just read that Seinfeld has generated over 2 billion in revenue. Obviously this show isn't that popular but still you have to admit there is money flowing into someone's pocket. Mama June needs to hire a financial expert who is NOT connected to show biz.

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    Yeah, a CPA and entertainment law attorney wouldn't be a bad idea.

    Why am I seeing flashes of Bubba's Money Figerers and Uncle Fuzzy, Attorney at Law, in my head after writing that.
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  5. #305
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    Dewey, Countem, and Howe Personal Accountants.

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    This kid needs a music parody video to the tune of MC Hammer's "You Can't Touch This".
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  7. #307
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    OMG Bwahahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pwem View Post


    Dewey, Countem, and Howe Personal Accountants.
    Any affiliation to Dewey, Cheatham & Howe?
    By my troth, I care not; a man can die but once; we owe God a death.... He that dies this year is quit for the next.
    --William Shakespeare!

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    Mama June can always come out with her own line of spaghetti sauce if things don't work out with "Heeeeere Come Honey Boo Boo"
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    "Do mind the pedestrian, Richard."
    - Hyacinth Bucket

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    What to call it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SomeChick View Post
    What to call it?
    "I can't believe it's not killing me"
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    Hah!

    Or howzabout calling it lemonade since ingredients don't seem to matter to these people.
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  13. #313
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    "Sloppy in Seconds"

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    "Do mind the pedestrian, Richard."
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  15. #315
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    She feeds a family of six on eighty dollars a week? Can you say Processed Food?

  16. #316
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    Sketti and cheeseballs aren't that expensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    Sketti and cheeseballs aren't that expensive.
    Wonder if they ever use cheeseballs instead of meatballs on their sketti?
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  18. #318
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    With catsup instead of sauce..

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    And what is their Parmesan substitute, I wonder?
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  20. #320
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    Have you heard of the Ped Egg?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pwem View Post
    Have you heard of the Ped Egg?
    Disgusting. lol Im going on my lunch break now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pwem View Post
    Have you heard of the Ped Egg?
    Never.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pwem View Post
    Have you heard of the Ped Egg?
    grossssssss!

  24. #324
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    Quote Originally Posted by PiggyTx View Post
    grossssssss!
    I have to say I am thoroughly ashamed of my post. It was juvenile and stupid but, for the life of me, I could not resist.

    I first learned the connection between the Ped Egg and cheese here on FAD so I am blaming all of you. Waaaaaaahhh!

  25. #325
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    Quote Originally Posted by pwem View Post
    Have you heard of the Ped Egg?
    Oh, come on now, huh? Some people just ate!

  26. #326
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    Quote Originally Posted by pwem View Post
    Have you heard of the Ped Egg?
    My Gawd!!!!! She really IS one of us!!!!!

  27. #327
    Mammy Guest
    OMG, can you imagine trying to sand down June's scaly, crunchy, infected hooves with a PedEgg? I feel my yogurt coming back up.

  28. #328
    Wendy A. Guest
    I'm betting the stench alone would be horrific.

  29. #329
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    Not to mention the swarm of gnats trying to carry you off.

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    I feel bad for her blacksmith.
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  31. #331
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    LOL! And the veterinarian that does her pap smears and flea dips.

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    More like the the spelunker that does here pap smears.
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    i think this is my new favorite thread.

    My Honey Boo Boo nickname is....wait for it......Jadyn Zealous. Really? That sucked.

    I can't watch the show. I watched the first episode and I can't get those 30 minutes back.
    "Go to Heaven for the climate - Hell for the company" - Mark Twain

  34. #334
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    I wonder what her horse shoe size is?

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    Do they have a big and tall store for horse shoes?
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  36. #336
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiraculousMandarin View Post
    Do they have a big and tall store for horse shoes?
    ask and you shall receive!
    USA Sizes Width (inches) Length (inches)
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    0 4 7/8 5 5/8
    1 5 1/4 6
    2 5 1/2 6 3/8
    3 5 7/8 6 7/8
    4 6 1/4 7 3/8
    5 6 5/8 7 3/4
    6/7 7 8
    8/9 7 7/8 9

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    That sketti she makes should be considered child abuse. Makes me want to hurl just thinking about it. Damn.


  38. #338
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    I cannot bear this dreadful child/mother combo, no matter how much of a trainwreck they may be.
    And I love a good trainwreck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy A. View Post
    ask and you shall receive!
    USA Sizes Width (inches) Length (inches)
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    1 5 1/4 6
    2 5 1/2 6 3/8
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    6/7 7 8
    8/9 7 7/8 9
    Holy cow! They make horses with 9" hooves? Seriously though that chart looks just like the one for people haha. I bet horses would be pretty cool to hang out with irl.
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    Clydesdales. The ghost of Kenneth Pinyan weeps at their mention.

    Ok yeah, I wrote one of my stupid things in the Ped Egg thread about using the shavings in place of snow in the Christmas play and a variety of other uses and one of them was in place of Parmesan cheese. If you can't type out your weirdness here, where, can you, I ask. Nowhere, that's where.

    Welcome to being in on the joke, those who weren't before. I now return you to your regularly scheduled Honey BooBoo Person thread. And remember, bring your own barf bags when opening this thread. The management appreciates both your thoughtfulness and tidyness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SomeChick View Post
    Clydesdales. The ghost of Kenneth Pinyan weeps at their mention.

    Ok yeah, I wrote one of my stupid things in the Ped Egg thread about using the shavings in place of snow in the Christmas play and a variety of other uses and one of them was in place of Parmesan cheese. If you can't type out your weirdness here, where, can you, I ask. Nowhere, that's where.

    Welcome to being in on the joke, those who weren't before. I now return you to your regularly scheduled Honey BooBoo Person thread. And remember, bring your own barf bags when opening this thread. The management appreciates both your thoughtfulness and tidyness.
    Shirts and shoes are optional, right??
    "Go to Heaven for the climate - Hell for the company" - Mark Twain

  42. #342
    pwem Guest
    Just happy I am among friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SomeChick View Post
    What to call it?
    Sketti Sauce in a Tub.
    "What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's really all about?" Jimmy Buffett

  44. #344
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  45. #345
    Wendy A. Guest
    Did you hear her dad may have to have his leg amputated? Not sure why. Read it on a news site.. (Like that's news hehe) anyway, there was a comment that maybe they could find him a nice fake leg at the goodwill store.

    mental note to self... start thinking up some 3 legged or one legged boo boo bear jokes!
    Last edited by Wendy A.; 11-07-2012 at 05:28 PM.

  46. #346
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  47. #347
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nelliebean View Post
    hahaha

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    fucking uncanny...

  50. #350
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    Wonder if she'll be cast in that role in the upcoming Star Wars movie?

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