Darwin Awards

**theotherlondon** · 07-07-2015, 05:37 PM

No 4th of July fireworks mishaps.?
Congrats USA.

**cash** · 07-07-2015, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by theotherlondon

No 4th of July fireworks mishaps.?
Congrats USA.

please read the prior entry:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015...?utm_hp_ref=uk

**cash** · 11-29-2015, 06:29 PM

another nominee - I couldn't stop laughing

http://www.fresnobee.com/news/local/...e46988790.html

**Mcafgr** · 11-30-2015, 07:09 AM

Originally Posted by cash

another nominee - I couldn't stop laughing

http://www.fresnobee.com/news/local/...e46988790.html

Would have been better if he was dressed like Santa.....but yeah...he gets the award. I guess he did not search for a diagram of chimneys on Google

**cash** · 12-08-2015, 03:46 PM

no end to the nominees

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...om-police.html

**cindyt** · 12-08-2015, 03:52 PM

Almost the same thing happened in 2008c. IIRC the stupe tried to out run the cops, bailed into a swamp, and got et.

I told my then county mountie NIL and he said "Good."

**Mcafgr** · 12-10-2015, 11:47 AM

What an idiot....Local ponds in Brevard county = gators. Shame they had to kill the gator. Could have made about 15 pairs of boots with his ass.

**cash** · 12-28-2015, 03:31 PM

a good one from Germany

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015...?utm_hp_ref=uk

**cash** · 01-03-2016, 05:28 PM

Florida comes through again

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2016...?utm_hp_ref=uk

**cash** · 03-21-2016, 02:57 PM

Man chokes to death during KFC eating contest

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...kes-death.html

ktkatinmn · 03-22-2016, 10:33 AM

A contest to eat 3 chicken wings in 5 minutes...only 3 wings in a whole 5 minutes? Did he die of old age? Sheesh...

**cleanskull** · 03-22-2016, 11:11 AM

Thank goodness for idiots. They brighten my life everyday. Except when they are on the other end of the phone when I'm dealing with some form of Government Agency.

**cleanskull** · 03-31-2016, 07:20 PM

Darwin likes 'em young. http://news.yahoo.com/three-florida-...211253956.html

**cleanskull** · 04-05-2016, 06:55 PM

I guess I am the only one that likes this thread. I found this one funny. https://www.yahoo.com/news/latest-st...174839868.html

luckyinlove · 04-05-2016, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by cleanskull

I guess I am the only one that likes this thread. I found this one funny. https://www.yahoo.com/news/latest-st...174839868.html

Just because it works in cartoons doesn't mean it will work in reality...

**cleanskull** · 04-06-2016, 02:06 AM

I like cartoonish people. They amuse me.

**cash** · 04-07-2016, 12:59 PM

Indonesian singer dies after getting bitten by cobra she brought onstage

http://nypost.com/2016/04/07/singer-...-bit-by-cobra/

http://www.mediaite.com/online/singe...minutes-later/

ktkatinmn · 04-07-2016, 01:14 PM

These people make me feel so good about myself. Even when I do the dumbest shit, it has never been THIS dumb.

**cleanskull** · 04-07-2016, 04:38 PM

http://www.grindtv.com/skateboarding...oXLiIgP0yM8.97

**W Axl Rose** · 04-14-2016, 11:39 AM

lol

**cash** · 05-16-2016, 09:37 PM

leave wild animals alone

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...-suv/84450944/

**cleanskull** · 05-17-2016, 11:47 AM

^^That^^ story is so sad. I hope they fine the heck out of the idiot that did this.

**cash** · 05-30-2016, 10:02 PM

don't blame the croc

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36376227

**cindyt** · 05-30-2016, 10:16 PM

Seriously. I read about it yesterday, but I don't remember the article noting it was at night. I wouldn't set a toe in Australian waters in broad daylight, much less at nighttime.

To be fair, I wouldn't live in the Northwest US, either, where when you go out to your car a grizzly might pop up and say "How do!" before it gobbled you up. Uh, no. I'm staying right here in Georgia with rattlesnakes and Bobby Brown.

**Domino** · 05-30-2016, 11:17 PM

People are so f*&^ing stupid but I do agree with Cindyt here. I'm not setting foot anywhere in Australia that isn't a populated city. I mean if I were to ever get to visit Australia. I'm from Florida and Louisiana. We see a lot of ugly things there. Big bugs, nasty snakes, etc etc but Australia is no place to be messed with. Nope.

**cindyt** · 05-31-2016, 12:13 AM

Originally Posted by Domino

People are so f*&^ing stupid but I do agree with Cindyt here. I'm not setting foot anywhere in Australia that isn't a populated city. I mean if I were to ever get to visit Australia. I'm from Florida and Louisiana. We see a lot of ugly things there. Big bugs, nasty snakes, etc etc but Australia is no place to be messed with. Nope.

Heck, I wouldn't set foot in a city either. They have these honking spiders that get in houses and will seek you out. I can't remember what they're called. But i saw a show about them on Animal Planet and it freaked me out.

**cash** · 06-02-2016, 04:02 PM

27 year old Canadian man dies while car surfing

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/britis...eath-1.3611961

**McCourt** · 06-09-2016, 05:29 PM

Dude melted after falling into an acidic hot spring at Yellowstone.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...llowstone.html

**cindyt** · 06-09-2016, 10:27 PM

A fine example of how education does not equal intellect.

**jerryvr** · 06-11-2016, 04:04 AM

Originally Posted by McCourt

Dude melted after falling into an acidic hot spring at Yellowstone.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...llowstone.html

Sonds like an excellent place to go for a walk with the mother in law

navallint · 08-08-2016, 10:36 AM

Lost his head, didn't learn his lesson.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/697...dsworth-London

**cindyt** · 08-08-2016, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by navallint

Lost his head, didn't learn his lesson.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/697...dsworth-London

Oh, my.

**JimC** · 08-08-2016, 06:18 PM

Reports now say that he was not decapitated - he only suffered fatal head injuries.

Wow, that's a relief - getting decapitated in that fashion would be so embarrassing that it would be hard to live it down.

**cindyt** · 08-08-2016, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by JimC

Reports now say that he was not decapitated - he only suffered fatal head injuries.

Wow, that's a relief - getting decapitated in that fashion would be so embarrassing that it would be hard to live it down.

**cash** · 08-10-2016, 04:36 PM

Only in Florida

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...ce-simulation/

**JimC** · 08-10-2016, 06:28 PM

Holy crap!

They did that with a real gun!!!???

Jeeze - you never point a real gun at something unless you intend to shoot it. Anybody should know better, a cop especially.

**cash** · 09-09-2016, 04:57 PM

Ohio couple overdoses on heroin with child in backseat

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-backseat.html

**cindyt** · 09-09-2016, 06:02 PM

One Texas police department's joke led to a woman's arrest after it sent out a fake alert asking residents who had recently purchased meth to get it tested at the station for Ebola contamination. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ug-arrest.html

**JimC** · 09-09-2016, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by cash

Ohio couple overdoses on heroin with child in backseat

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-backseat.html

I was thinking that their behavior was somewhat irresponsible; then I noticed that the kid was in a car seat; so gotta give credit where it's due.

**Pachamama** · 09-22-2016, 09:52 AM

Here are a couple from my neck of the woods. I am living in Ecuador.

This one is in the city of Machala, which is in southern Ecuador, about an hour orth of the Peruvian border. Motorcycle robberies are really common here and I love how the intended victims go after him. then the ice cream man brigade arrives. Watch the ice cream man in the yellow shirt. Luckily the police (The guy in the neon vest and brown pants) finally arrives for the robber's sake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcX3P6FCHXQ

This one takes place in a cyber cafe in Guayaquil. These crooks learned the hard way that the guy with the loot should leave before the guy with the gun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m26U8XMwUhc

Then this one from Chile. I have been robbed on the bus six times, so was really happy to see this hero bus driver. he drives and beats the crap out of the guy at the same time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSbA_vlc7a0

**cash** · 09-23-2016, 01:31 PM

Another mother overdosing in public with a child. Tough to watch her two year child screaming

http://lawnewz.com/video/police-rele...wo-year-child/

**Domino** · 09-24-2016, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by cindyt

One Texas police department's joke led to a woman's arrest after it sent out a fake alert asking residents who had recently purchased meth to get it tested at the station for Ebola contamination. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ug-arrest.html

That's fucking brilliant! ha ha ha! I love it!

**cash** · 10-05-2016, 03:37 PM

More heroin addicts overdosing in public - draws a crowd

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ng-heroin.html

**cash** · 11-22-2016, 08:10 PM

Anorexic New Jersey woman has right to starve court rules

http://www.torontosun.com/2016/11/22...ve-court-rules

**cash** · 01-02-2017, 02:26 PM

Florida family attacked by pit bull while trying to dress it in sweater - thankfully no one died.

http://www.torontosun.com/2017/01/02...t-in-a-sweater

**JimC** · 01-02-2017, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by cash

Florida family attacked by pit bull while trying to dress it in sweater - thankfully no one died.

http://www.torontosun.com/2017/01/02...t-in-a-sweater

Must have been one of those "ugly" Christmas\Holiday sweaters.

Ol' Scarface has some dignity and fashion sense even if the owners don't.

**cindyt** · 01-02-2017, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by JimC

Must have been one of those "ugly" Christmas\Holiday sweaters.

Ol' Scarface has some dignity and fashion sense even if the owners don't.

**cash** · 01-03-2017, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by JimC

Must have been one of those "ugly" Christmas\Holiday sweaters.

Ol' Scarface has some dignity and fashion sense even if the owners don't.

lol

**cash** · 03-03-2017, 10:53 AM

Japanese man found dead under massive pile of porn magazines

http://nypost.com/2017/03/03/man-fou...-of-porn-mags/

**cleanskull** · 03-03-2017, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by cash

Japanese man found dead under massive pile of porn magazines

http://nypost.com/2017/03/03/man-fou...-of-porn-mags/

Holy moly! Six Tons.

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