there is a lawsuit
https://nypost.com/2018/10/29/family...ating-contest/
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Should have had a Pancake Supper, instead of that candlelight crap.
Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
She was beautiful. "Competitive eating" is a weird concept to me.
Sincerely yours,
Upset
Man smeared peanut butter on genitals before bulldog gnawed them off
https://torontosun.com/news/weird/ma...c-4db45d27110c
Mother-of-three is forced to call in the fire brigade after almost gassing herself to death while trying to unblock a toilet
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ck-toilet.html
Good to know it didn't interfere with the chemicals in her face. And it's always nice to celebrate still being alive with champagne. LOL.
Today you could be standing next to someone who is trying their best not to fall apart. So whatever you do today, do it with kindness.
Girl, 15, is killed and 'cut into pieces' as she takes a selfie in front of oncoming freight train in Russia
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ght-train.html
A faulty hypothesis forming:
A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.
Beautiful, she said in her most facetious font.
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Two more nominees. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/2-...cid=spartandhp
Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
I don't understand what could've gone wrong.
Those Duke boys used to do it in the General Lee all the time - I guess maybe these two guys never watched the show to see how it should be done.
On second thought, I think I know what went wrong:
I bet they forgot to flap their arms while they were airborne.
A moment of careless forgetfulness that turned an everyday, routine, jumping-your-car-over-a-drawbridge commute into a needlessly fatal accident.
Everybody knows you've got to flap your arms.
Damn - I don't normally get amused when people get killed, but these guys were beyond crackhead stupid.
A faulty hypothesis forming:
A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.
It was too funny not to share. The World didn't need for them to pass on their Genetic Idiocy. Their Toxicology Report would be interesting to see.
Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
Just wanted to point out that at this time, the Mt. Everest climber deaths thread is *just* upstairs from this Darwin Awards thread. No offense to all climbers, or even to the ones who died while backed up in...climber traffic?...but it’s an interesting juxtaposition
"We've had threads about guys fucking picnic tables, animals and dead bodies. Third boob ain't going to stop a damn thing." - cleanskull
Climbing above breathable oxygen levels for selfies and bragging rights seems to be all the rage.
Maybe there should be turnstiles and occupancy limits.
Imagine if Disney didn't make your form a queue for Splash Mountain - it'd be nuts, I say.
A faulty hypothesis forming:
A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.
I really can't figure out how this woman managed to reach the age of 58.
A manicurist in South Carolina has been killed by an alligator after trying to touch it or pet it.
https://news.yahoo.com/woman-killed-...190145305.html
Seems she had done the nails of a client in a gated community there, and saw an alligator in a pond.
She decided that she wanted to get close to it, as you do whenever you see large alligators in nearby ponds.
As she attempted to touch it, the homeowner and her husband were screaming at her to get away from it, telling her that they had seen it grab a deer from that same spot earlier.
"But I don't look like a deer..."; she said.
That was either one stupid gator, or maybe it was just unencumbered by human-like biases whereby it discriminates against ready sources of food according to species; thus making it an enlightened alligator. As she reached to touch the gator, it surprisingly (or not) attacked and pulled her under water.
Now far too often, the story would pretty much end at that point.
In this case, it does not.
The woman actually surfaced, stood up in the pond and said, "I guess I won't do that again!"
She was right, too.
As the husband and a neighbor were trying to pull her out with a rope, the gator decided that he liked the taste of idiocy and again took her under.
Now there is an important lesson here for everyone, especially for future contenders for future Darwin Awards.
I really don't need to get into that though, most of us don't need to hear it due to "survival instinct" and "common sense", and for others; it will simply be wasted information.
A faulty hypothesis forming:
A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.
I get how this women thinks (thought). "The stove is hot, the fridge is cold ,but they both run on electricity. I don't get it ?"
Today you could be standing next to someone who is trying their best not to fall apart. So whatever you do today, do it with kindness.
There are people who think wild animals are cute and harmless. It brings to mind that person who wanted a closer look at zoo lions, the woman who tried to pet a giant panda. And the woman I know on facebook who staked out her woods every morning, waiting for a fox to show up. She fed it every day and reported it on facebook. "It's so cute! It's not dangerous at all! Foxes have bad reps." She wanted to pet it. I'm like, rabies, lady, rabies. I think her friends finally convinced her to leave it alone.
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Aren't they.
I nominate Dog the Bounty Hunter just for being Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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Only in Florida....*sings* It's Florida Man Friday, you can't make this [stuff] up..
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-m...154515432.html
Last edited by pkstracy; 10-31-2020 at 09:33 AM. Reason: put in correct link.
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
When you see that in the title, you have to wonder if what follows might really belong in the Darwin Awards thread, but this one didn't quite earn Florida Man that honor:
Florida Man Scalped By Black Panther.
An actual black leopard, not an activist.
Florida Man Dwight Turner paid $150.00 for an illegal, back-yard, "Full Contact" experience with the cat at a back yard sanctuary near Ft. Lauderdale.
The contact was quite full, thus you have to assume quite satisfying, based upon the fact that Mr. Turner came away from the experience with, "his scalp hanging from his head and his right ear torn in half".
Michael Poggi, the owner of the back yard sanctuary for endangered wildlife - note the the use of the word "wild" immediately preceding "life"; has admitted to charging people a fee to experience contact with the animal.
Would you ever have thought that might be illegal?
What about unwise?
Obviously, Mr. Poggi over delivers on his promises, I hope that Florida Man Turner tipped accordingly.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-m...154515432.html
A faulty hypothesis forming:
A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.
Ria, I assume you are talking about the man that got mauled by the panther, if so he didn't die. So I don't think he belongs here. If you can redo your post under everything else and start a new thread, on him.
Last edited by pkstracy; 10-31-2020 at 09:37 AM.
I merged your threads as Ria originally started this thread in Darwin Awards, which I moved out of there to create this thread as the man did not die.
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
Oops.
I didn't realize this was the story Ria was talking about, sorry.
A faulty hypothesis forming:
A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.
I love this one ! LOL https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/lou...ital-1.5299949
Today you could be standing next to someone who is trying their best not to fall apart. So whatever you do today, do it with kindness.
She has a Go Fund Me page, hired legal council in case she decides to file a lawsuit and apparently has signed with Mama June's manager. Busy girl !
Today you could be standing next to someone who is trying their best not to fall apart. So whatever you do today, do it with kindness.
I do that all the time when I run out of toothpaste.
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Why am I not surprised, I think it will get thrown out of court if she does decide to file a lawsuit, I mean the judge would be like "What did you think would happen if you put extra strength super glue on your hair, I mean most of the population has enough common sense to know better, ma'am I do believe that you don't have a hair I mean leg to stand on, case dismissed."
I can't take my eyes off of her eyelashes.
Like that episode of The Twilight Zone, Living Doll. " My name is Talky Tina and you'd better be nice to me." Lol.
Today you could be standing next to someone who is trying their best not to fall apart. So whatever you do today, do it with kindness.