Things that I have "learned" about US politics from listening to so-called "patriot" radio - just in the last three days
Obama is a Communist bent on establishing a Marxist dictatorship.
The Obama administration is conspiring with the United Nations to confiscate all of your guns.
The Federal Highway Administration is erecting new, secret highway markers as guides for UN/Chinese/Russian invaders.
There are already heavily armed Russian special forces lying in wait at secret locations within the continental United States.
US foreign policy is dictated by the Israeli government.
Recent catastrophic weather events are the result of clandestine cloud seeding and weather control.
The international economic downturn that began in 2008 was the work of a cabal of major multinational corporations striving for world domination under the direction of Zionist Jews.
The above statement is not antisemitic because "Zionist"/Israeli Jews are not really Jews. The only "real" Jews left are black and live somewhere in Africa.
Vacinations are a plot by the pharmaceuticals industry to make people sicker so they will buy more medicine.
Vacinations are a plot by the Zionst cabal to kill people and reduce the surplus population.
The effects of a vacination can be reversed, but the only person who knows how to do it is a woman who has been stripped of her medical license, but still calls herself "Dr.".
9/11 was an inside job.
The Obama Administration is bent on getting more Mexicans into the US in order to boost demand for goods and services.
FEMA is not your friend. Its main task is to set up concentration camps for dissenters. The first camps have already been built / are under construction.
Modern geology and archeology are Zionist/Communist fronts whose sole purpose is to make us disbelieve the Biblical creation narrative.
The Federal Reserve System is a Zionist/Communist/Satanic conspiracy.
Freemasons are evil and cannot be trusted (gosh, so much for George Washington
).
You need to buy lots and lots of gold now - but make sure not to buy "Jewish" gold! (What is "Jewish" gold? Does that mean it has been circumcised?)
The Apollo 11 moon landing was / all of the moon landings were faked.
Obama is Jewish.
Franklin Roosevelt's family was actually Jewish - he took his orders from Zionists and that is why he got us into WWII.
Did I mention that Obama is a Communist?
If you fail to acknowledge all of the above as true, you are either stupid, in denial or in on the conspiracy.
I could go on, but my stomach is starting to churn.
Sorry if this offends anyone here, but if you sincerely believe two or more of the above:
a) you may need to look into treatment for paranoia and/or are a very silly person
b) I think you are probably not a very nice person to know.