aaahhhhhhhhhh I begged you not to do that!!Originally Posted by RubySlippers
aaahhhhhhhhhh I begged you not to do that!!
Bah, Humbug to um all!!! Jingle Bell Rock!!! Rockin round that Christmas tree!! and finally, no dis-respect to the King aka Elvis but If I hear "Blue Christmas" one more time this year I'm gonna rip my hair out!! No wonder the suicide rate goes up this time of year? Listening to that crap would put any sane person over the edge!!!
Yep, that one gets on my tits as well
Renowned Death Hag
Any Christmas song by Mariah Carey. I worked retail, and heard her crummy songs way too many times. I hate her.
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That stupid donkey song.. or the one about the hippo. Makes me want to stab my ears with a rusty screwdriver.
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"I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archaeologist will have one awesome day at work."
I don't know its actual name, but there's one that's a children's choir, and it sounds like a dirge... it's intentionally "flat." If you're not "down" before you hear it, you will be by the end!
Let me clarify one thing, I do love Christmas music, but the radio stations around here play that same old crap? I love the old stuff like > Do you hear what I here? By Andy Williams and Handels Messiah. But if I hear Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer a decade from now it'll be too soon!!Bah, Humbug to um all!!! Jingle Bell Rock!!! Rockin round that Christmas tree!! and finally, no dis-respect to the King aka Elvis but If I hear "Blue Christmas" one more time this year I'm gonna rip my hair out!! No wonder the suicide rate goes up this time of year? Listening to that crap would put any sane person over the edge!!!
I have to agree. After the Chipmunks' hula hoop, EP's Blue Christmas runs second place for me. Elvis' vocal delivery is annoying enough, but those background female singers make my head explode.Bah, Humbug to um all!!! Jingle Bell Rock!!! Rockin round that Christmas tree!! and finally, no dis-respect to the King aka Elvis but If I hear "Blue Christmas" one more time this year I'm gonna rip my hair out!! No wonder the suicide rate goes up this time of year? Listening to that crap would put any sane person over the edge!!!
This.
I work at a restaurant and they start playing Christmas music on Thanksgiving day and it does not stop until New Year's day.
EWWWWWWW.....I forgot about that atrocity.......blehhhhh
I just thought of another one... I THINK it's Andy Williams"Comin' Down the Chimney Down."
<<<< pounding head on desk, trying to get it out of my head >>>>
I know what you're talking about. I heard part of that this morning. It's got a very weird ass sound.
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That wretched song by Sir Paul, A Wonderful Christmas
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Jingle Bells
We were actually instructed to put up Christmas decorations and begin playing that godawful music a week BEFORE halloween. I have been listening to this shit for more than 2 months. I don't care what corporate says that shit is outta here on Dec 26th or I am outta there.
The only one that kinda gets on my nerves is the one by Paul Mccartney (i think) and i think its named, "A wonderful Christmas time"? ANNOYS ME!
Yep that fuckin song is the whole reason I started this thread! lol I bet Ole' Paul never imagined it would be this hated!
Little Drummer Boy...uugghh!
yeah that wings Christmas song is so annoying!! As soon as they start playing it on the radio, I instantly turn it off. Feliz Navidad is a bit annoying too it is way over played. Has anyone heard Porky Pigs rendition of blue christmas? That is hilarious!
I'm not a big fan of Xmas music, but I ADORE Joan Jett's version of Little Drummer Boy.
And here for your listening PLEASURE, ladies and gents....
JOAN JETT and the Blackhearts Little drummer boy!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S9UW-urO3g
Last edited by xenaswolf; 12-19-2008 at 10:44 AM.
I hate hate hate hate the Christmas Shoe song...I've only heard it once and I puked....horrible song.
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I loathe most Christmas songs with the exception of two.. and they are both very untraditional and sardonic
Christmas Wrappings- waitresses
and My fav... Fairytale of New York by the Pouges
I'm with you on that one, I don't like many female singers but hearing her warbling voice just makes me want to stamp on puppies heads.
'Fairytale of New York' by the Pogues and Kirsty McColl should be banned from everywhere at all times, I hate that song with a passion and will walk out of anywhere it is playing.
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Oh yeah...the Hippo song is the worst. And, who the heck would name their kid Gayla if their last name was Peevey? Come to think of it, there's not any names that go with Peevey...Penny Peevey? Pamela Peevey? oy!
Thank God someone mentioned that wretched song. I HATE IT! It's played on the radio at work twice today, and I turn up my internet radio to drown it out. Talk about the most depressing Christmas song ever. Let's see if we can make someone cry during the season of joy.
I hate Little Drummer boy too. Rum pa pa pum. How annoying is that?
One song that gets me is We Wish You A Merry Christmas. Not the whole song, just that verse where the carolers want figgy pudding. First, what the hell is figgy pudding? Never heard of it. Then they have the audacity to demand it. "So bring us some figgy pudding, and bring it out here." The worst is when they threated that they won't leave until they get some. What the hell is that? Talk about rude! Would you take my boot up your ass instead? Why doesn't anyone see how obnoxious those lyrics are?
I HATE Dean Martin singing about Rudy the Red Beaked Reindeer. WTF?
Yeah, let's do away with Do They Know It's Christmas, and War Is Over. Neither of those songs are relevent any longer. And, I hate hearing Yoko Ono's voice in the background, she sounds like someone is choking a cat. 12 Days of Christmas is annoying. I don't mind some of the parody versions, though. We're McKenzie Brothers fans in our household, so we love their version.
I agree, there are only a handful of Christmas songs, and you have to listen to a dozen different versions of each one daily.I listen to an Internet Jazz Christmas Station, and a lot of that is just musical versions of the songs. That I can handle. I used to love Christmas music. This year it's bugging the crap out of me.
I thought of a couple more.
I'm tired of The Little St. Nick by the Beach Boys. What an annoying song. I'm also tired of Feliz Navidad and Mele Kalikemaka (sp?) I don't give a rats ass how Hawaii spends Christmas, unless I'm there.
What is up with Christmas songs that describe where you are actually spending Christmas? I've heard Christmas in New Orleans this year.
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A grown up Christmas Wish and the damned theme from the live action Grinch, I think was done by Faith Hill, rubs me the wrong way, too damn sappy. But I love most other Christmas songs.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsvGs...feature=colike
My own, personal, Dexter...
This one I really can't stand.. I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.
I don't know that one. I just heard Wham's Last Christmas today for the first time too.
I'm disappointed that the ever-turgid Do they know it's Christmas...by Bob Geldof and Midge Ure is not on here yet. Remember, if you dare, its lyrics which sound like they've been written by a 10 year old struggling to do a comprehension lesson at school....'It's Christmastime; there's no need to be afraid
At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade' ..... AND 'It's hard, but when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window' ........ NOT FORGETTING 'And the Christmas bells that ring there
Are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you' (at least they don't have to listen to this!)
...'And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime' (...err, no there won't. As crap lyrics go this must be in the top ten)
Aside from this and its annoying tune, it wrecked the UK's entertainingly competitive contest by musicians to be no.1 at christmas. That year they all were, by singing this jingle ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtqIM_bPTws
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I was going to name a few but now I only HATE 12 days of christmas because my husband thinks he knows the words and the massacre is just too much for me.
Wanna see my grandkids?
Away in a Manger. Bleagh!
love the song..but hate this version
Baby its cold outside-jessica simpson and Nick lachey
http://mx.youtube.com/watch?v=i6nyh22fQ78
I swear, if I ever meet the man that wrote/sings the Christmas Shoes, I'm kicking him in the fucking nuts.
Merry Christmas to you, asshole!
Gawd, I'm so sick of that song!!!
Silence...night
Oh Holy Crap
Bin Laden Is Coming To Town...
and my personal fave...Jingle Bombs
Thanks, Achmed. Christmas songs will never be the same. LOL
As of this minute, any song, sung by anybody, anywhere.......bring on New Years already.......
Without a doubt.....The Twelve Days of Christmas. Its like listening to "99 bottles of beer on the wall".....Not sure why any radio station feels compelled t play that tune!
Man, tough crowd.
Last night I heard a version of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Sarah McLachlan that I'd never heard before and now must find for the collection. But the call in this thread is for songs we hate, so I'll have to go with "Happy Xmas (War is Over)". I'd rather listen to kittens being strangled than Yoko's voice.
With that happy thought, let me wish all of you the best Christmas possible. For those who celebrate otherwise, may your holiday rock as well.
Last edited by WriterDude; 12-25-2008 at 12:44 PM. Reason: goof fix
LMAO!!!!
"And I want her to look beautiful if Mama meets Jesus tonight"
For those who wish to partake of the aforementioned "barfage"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g11EBSibsgk
I don't know a Christmas Shoe song. I must be quite lucky.
Can anyone tell me why anyone would ever want to hear Jose Feliciano sing "FELIZ NAVIDAD?" Seems anytime I turn on commercial radio (thank goodness for Satellite), whatever station I turn on is playing that damn song!
I know I'm also going to get flack over this one, but am I the only person who finds Karen Carpenter's rendition of any Christmas song so sickeningly sweet that you want to go into insulin shock?
OK, the shoe song is horrible, but I heard "A Baby Changes Everything" by Faith Hill yesterday and it was barf inducing.
LMAO!!!!
"And I want her to look beautiful if Mama meets Jesus tonight"
For those who wish to partake of the aforementioned "barfage"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g11EBSibsgk
I just realized what the Christmas "Shoe" song was...so damn depressing makes you want to turn on the gas and stick your head in the oven!
Exactly! I'm so glad someone gets that! You and More Cheese Please!What a horrible song to sing for Christmas!
Side note, since this thread is probably dead for another year now anyhow, I have a funny Christmas Shoe song story.
We have a neighbor with an old dog that we love, Abby. We always talk to Abby over the fence, and my dogs love talking to her, too.
My husband was talking to the neighbor the other day, and he told hubby that Abby is on her last legs. They are trying everything they can to keep her alive and out of pain, but the inevitable is coming soon.
I went in to tell my smartass 13 year old son. I said, "Bad news. It looks like Abby will be seeing Jesus soon."
He answered, "Well, I better go out and get her some shoes."
It went over my head at first. Shoes for a dog? "What?"
"So she can look beautiful when she goes to meet Jesus!"
I about fell on the floor, dying with laughter. That kid of mine kills me.
that was FUCKING hilarious!Exactly! I'm so glad someone gets that! You and More Cheese Please!
Side note, since this thread is probably dead for another year now anyhow, I have a funny Christmas Shoe song story.
We have a neighbor with an old dog that we love, Abby. We always talk to Abby over the fence, and my dogs love talking to her, too.
My husband was talking to the neighbor the other day, and he told hubby that Abby is on her last legs. They are trying everything they can to keep her alive and out of pain, but the inevitable is coming soon.
I went in to tell my smartass 13 year old son. I said, "Bad news. It looks like Abby will be seeing Jesus soon."
He answered, "Well, I better go out and get her some shoes."
It went over my head at first. Shoes for a dog? "What?"
"So she can look beautiful when she goes to meet Jesus!"
I about fell on the floor, dying with laughter. That kid of mine kills me.
What particular Christmas songs drive you bonkers?
I work in a popular upscale grocery store where they play Christmas tunes ALL FRICKEN DAY LONG! My personal Hate Tunes are "THe 12 Fukkin Days of Christmas" and "I saw Mommy kissing Fukkin Santa Claus". (Jimmy Boyd had such a screeching high pitched voice. I just want to tie his ass up and have his jaws wired shut!
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