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My pastor just recounted a story from a wedding he recently officiated; just married, the bride and groom flounced out of the church doors and rows of guests with their heads bowed, were texting or checking phone messages! There were so many guests doing this that he initially thought they were praying!
lol!! I'm thinking isn't everyone there? Who are you texting?!Originally Posted by JudyAnn
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if I were that dude, I would have RAN!
All cellphones should have been turned off, including the bride's!
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what if her dad was being held hostage and had she not answered that text at that very moment, he would have been killed? have none of you considered this possibility?
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Her dad was right next to her...IMO texting during your wedding ceremony is EXTREMELY tacky and rude.
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At least she wasn't driving
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she's driving alright, driving that poor schleps life into the shitter. Look at his face, he's like "fuck, she's gonna text during sex isn't she?"
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Sign of the times I guess.
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Exactly. Who is so important that you need to text them going down the aisle, but they're not there? WTF?lol!! I'm thinking isn't everyone there? Who are you texting?!
No freaking kidding.
My guess is, it was one of her friends who was there.. As a joke texting her "DONT DO IT"....
She should have put the phone on vibrate and put it in her panties instead of her bra. She would have been skipping down the aisle and moistened up for the honeymoon all at one time. Multitasking at it's finest, a win/win all around!
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*spits milk all over computer* Thanks. ROFL
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
Glad to help! LOL
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Bridezilla aside, it was extremely unprofessional for the hired videographer to humiliate his client by posting that video. Way out of line, IMO.
(The video in the article is "private", maybe the father of the bride fired a bullet across the videographer's bow.)
Last edited by Barbossa; 11-01-2011 at 02:44 PM.
Look on the bright side, she'll probably never know it. She's too busy text messaging.
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yeah, maybe she pissed the video guy off. Not saying it's right, but who knows what the circumstances were.
What a BITCH. Yeah, if someone was SO important... Why wasn't their ass there?! I don't even care if it was grandma who was too elderly and sick to make the plane trip there... She could text BEFORE or AFTER the ceremony.
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Maybe it was her ex-boyfriend.
Wanna see my grandkids?
The Tiny Terror Moderator
And besides, if Grandma was too elderly to make the plane trip there, she's more than likely too elderly to understand texting.
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
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I've been playing at wedding ceremonies for over 20 years, and this past summer I played for a wedding where a cell phone started to ring and ring and ring during the vows. It turned out to be the groom's phone. Weirdest thing was that it was an extremely high-$$$ ceremony at the city's finest hotel, with only 5 people present: the officiant, the classical guitarist and me, and the happy couple (who were both in their mid-to-late 80's). Thwarted my expectations, for sure...
I've also seen a bride barf on the officiant, and a dog (walking down the aisle in a mini-tux as part of the processional...how precious) take a whiz halfway to the chuppah. But no texting bride...yet!
"We've had threads about guys fucking picnic tables, animals and dead bodies. Third boob ain't going to stop a damn thing." - cleanskull
I think eventually it will happen Mirror. To think at one time we didn't have cell phones.
We called people and it rang and rang until they got home. Judging by the conversations
I hear when people are on cell phones in public those calls don't really sound so important
that it couldn't have waited. The dog taking the whiz made me chuckle.
If she does, I hope she has a good rate plan, a vibrater might be cheaper lol.
Every pastor has his or her horror storries about wedding pranks gone wrong, brides, grooms, bridesmaids, best men showing up stoned or drunk or both, future spouses left at the altar, etc., but this is just the worst.
If I had been the officiant, I would SO have had a hissy-fit right then and there. Surely they were told at the wedding rehearsal to turn off all mobile devices on the big day. At the very least, the wedding would have stopped in its tracks for 15 minutes while the bride and groom retired to the study with me for some additional premarital counseling.
The pastor should have produced a big ole iPhone from underneath his robe and announced "here it's God, She says She has something to say to you . . . and it can't wait another minute!"
And yeah, at least it wasn't a drive-thru wedding.
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Wonder if she was texting during the wedding night hokey pokey.
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Yeah, and during which phase exactly? Cause you know:
You put your left foot in
You take your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And then you shake it all about . . .
Maybe she didn't text because it was nothing to write home about.
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