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    Rosebud666 Guest

    MMMM Tastes like chicken . . . and beer!

    German man possibly eaten by cannibal on South Sea island

    A German traveller and a local hunter have been missing for a week on the French-governed island of Nuku Hiva in the Pacific Ocean. On Saturday, human remains were found in a dead campfire.

    DNA tests are currently being carried out on the remains, which include bones, a jaw that with some prosthetic teeth, as well as some melted metal pieces. Investigators said the evidence suggests that a human body was hacked to pieces and burnt. . .
    (As you do.)

    http://www.thelocal.de/society/20111016-38239.html

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    aedgar5000 Guest
    Ugh. Imagine being the family and learning that your loved one may have been murdered and eaten. Horrible.

    Didn't Michael Rockefeller supposedly meet a similar fate in New Guinea?

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    Obviously the hunter accompanying the tourist was a dud.

    Wonder if they will find the German's fingers?
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    Rosebud666 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    Obviously the hunter accompanying the tourist was a dud.

    Wonder if they will find the German's fingers?
    I imagine they have already been processed into German McNuggets.

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    Djen Guest
    Why would you even go to a south sea island? At best you're going to end up stranded there trying to make a radio out of coconuts and sharing a hut with Gilligan, at worst you're going to be made into dinner and a shrunken head. Really, don't people watch TV?

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    Rosebud666 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Djen View Post
    Why would you even go to a south sea island? At best you're going to end up stranded there trying to make a radio out of coconuts and sharing a hut with Gilligan, at worst you're going to be made into dinner and a shrunken head. Really, don't people watch TV?
    Sounds pretty good to me. Does Gilligan get ESPN? Cause I can't be missing the World Series ya know.

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    RaRaRamona Guest
    I knew from the title I wouldn't want to know....

    But I just can't help myself

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