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"Without a Paddle" and "The Benchwarmers" are horrible. A waste of time to watch, to be honest.
Being facinated with this case I bought the DVD as soon as it came out (didn't catch it in the theater). I too was hugely disappointed. It barely was about the case in itself at all. It could have been much better, I am hoping that someone makes a good movie about this subject someday.
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Oh you poor thing. Haven't you been to enough.
Did anyone mention "The Dukes of Hazzard"? That was so bad it is unbelievable! Not to mention "Dukes of Hazzard 2". I haven't seen it and do not plan to but I am sure it was terrible! Why make a sequel to a movie that is terrible? As a tax-writeoff maybe?
Oh yeah, one more..."Man With No Country" is a huge disappointment. Hard to believe that this is recieving Oscar buzz! The ending is just...confusing!
It was George Lucus' first film I was made on a shoestring buget and released in 1971. Starred Robert Duvall and Donald Pleasence.
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On the internet you can be anything you want.
It is strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
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Zodiac and The Black Dahlia were disappointing...What was Samuel Jackson thinking agreeing to make "Black Snake Moan"...This is the WORST movie ever!
I totally hated The English Patiënt.
Graffiti Bridge, Cool as Ice with Mr. Vanilla Ice
I agree with the consensus that tom cruise leaves much to be desired.
Getting back to bad movies..............
[SIZE=5]JESSICA[/SIZE] (1962)Wow ! They don't get much worse than this. ANGIE DICKINSON is JESSICA, a beautiful sexy American girl who sets up shop in Sicily being a "breath of fresh air, a joy to behold......" Huh ? MAURICE CHEVALIER is the local village priest. Holy Crap Batman !!! Oh, did I mention that he sings too ? His favorite song, by the way, or maybe I should say his most frequent ditty seems to be one called "JESSICA". Has a creepy similiarity to "DOMENICA DOMENICA" which coincidentally was also a hit for the clergy. Hhmmm. Anyway, all of the village women look like dark dark dreary peasants. Gypsy folk. The women hate JESSICA because they all fear that she's going to steal their husbands. JESSICA also rides around the village on a motorized scooter. Scandalous. Compared to the women of the town who all appear to be in mourning for an unseen corpse, DICKINSON indeed looks like a woman on the make. For one thing, she smiles. "Hello sailor............" Blond DICKINSON easily stands out in a village full of dreary peasant women and men who obviously need 'excitement' !
DICKINSON scooters around the village ready to lend a helping hand wherever possible. Then CHEVALIER sings the hit tune "JESSICA" once again. Whatever he died from, it couldn't have been painful enough. How dare he ! Just dreadful. The movie sort of ends without reason too. Just stupid.
I think that after they finished filming ROME ADVENTURE, they realized that they had some unused KODACHROME and since ANGIE was still there thought, "Shit, let's make another movie !"
the honest to god tagline used for promoting this turkey :
[SIZE=3]She's a Honeyhaired Dish of Dynamite - Who E[SIZE=4]X[/SIZE]plodes Joy On the Screen![/SIZE]
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Earth Girls are easy I think it was the first movie that Jim Carrey was in. Gena Davis has a starring role in it.
What set it apart was that it was the first movie that pretty much did it's marketing on the net. Started as a word of mouth thing (well that is what they want you to believe) and was hyped as a semi documentary begging the question "Is it real?" This is the notoriety of the flick. However it stank to high heaven and then the studio's gave them a bunch more money and the second one was worse. By then the bubble had burst.
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
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Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
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-- weekend at bernie's (walked out)
-- a night at the museum (turned it off)
-- black dahlia (turned it off)
-- any jurassic park sequel
stinky, you should see ashton kutcher in 'the butterfly effect'
he really impressed me in that.
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Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
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I love th<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="<A href="http://www.youtube.com/v/gjAs2knS2rw&rel=1"></param><param">http://www.youtube.com/v/gjAs2knS2rw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gjAs2knS2rw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>is film- it is stupid yet I have watched it many times.
Sasquatch Mountain
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486569/
I am embarassed to admit that I stayed up for the whole thing last night.
Taxi and Fever Pitch. And I like Jimmy Fallon, but those movies,ugh
The Wiz. atrocious.
Just had to sit through Flubber with the kids. Some movies are just not worth remaking. It was God awful.
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My own, personal, Dexter...
1) The Stupids
and
I can't remember the name of it-but this guy becomes tiny. First there is a scene where he supposedly is talking on the phone. Thing is,the director didn't notice the phone was not plugged into the jack. I don't think it was attached to the main phone part.
Anyway, he gets tiny and falls down the blouse of his love interest which resulted in a scene I couldn't believe they didn't censor for tv.
Bump
GAME OVER
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Over_(2003_film)
Bought this movie in the $3.00 bin at Wally World. Reading the Wiki - I had no idea Walter Koenig was in it...
The whole movie they dropped lines where in the next instant you thought the movie would turn out to be porn...porn without nudity or sex.
Yasmin would say something double entendre, and you thought she would rip off her top or drop to her knees for a bj or something. Worthless waste of $3.00 and 2 hours of my life I will never get back.
I think we gave it away as a White Elephant gift.
Howard the Duck. OMG.
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
Bronco Billy with Clint Eastwood. It was late 1980. I can't remember if it was before after the Anyway but movies. It was not only stupid but I had a gallbladder attack during it and we had to leave. The kid with me loved it so I took her back the next night and ditto, but it got better before the move was over. The Orangutan movies were silly, but at least a notch above BB. I think one problem is I was spoiled by Dirty Harry and spaghetti westerns.
Any of the Michael Bay Transformers films.
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"Year One" with Jack Black and Michael Cera... I wanted to stick my finger up my nose, push out my eyeballs and then start thumping my brain for being so stupid as to watch this mess. I didn't get Vanilla Sky either, totally stupid. I'm surprised I didn't see "Ace Ventura" listed...
By my troth, I care not; a man can die but once; we owe God a death.... He that dies this year is quit for the next.
--William Shakespeare!
It's a tie between every movie ever shown on Mystery Science Theater 3000, yet like Mike and Joel, I cannot look away.
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anything in the last 20-25 years with Robert De Niro
Oooo, ooooo, did you Hide and Seek, where he was a psychologist and Dakota Fanning was his daughter, traumatized by the death of her mother.
Dakota actually does a good job in the movie, she has to play a creepy kid, possibly with multiple personalities, and an imaginary friend.
Spoiler alert: Turns out De Niro's character was actually a psycho killer who kills his wife and others. Unfortunately his split personality has a thick Southern Accent and murderously chases his daughter through the house yelling "Come out, come out, whurever, yew arrrrre!"
During the movie, I thought the lights would come up and the Academy would withdraw his Oscar and any previous nominations, but now he has made Bad Grandpa, so I guess the Academy has no interest in saving either De Niro or the audience.
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I am a fan of several M. Knight Shyamalan but I almost died of sheer bordum and disappointment when I watched The Happening. A completely soulless and bizarre film.
Another film that I LOLed in the theater was Hannibal Rising. The actor took a most intriguing character and turned him into a psychotic clown killer. Very disappointing. You can't give a roll like that to a B actor.
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.
I can't remember what it was but it had Angelina Jolie and Ethan Hawke. I knew who the killer was in the first 10 minutes or so and it was just horrible. I hate movies you can figure out right away, except The Sixth Sense. Somehow I figured it out right away, I told my friend "OH my God I think I know the twist" and wrote it down on a piece of paper shortly after we started watching. I don't think anything gave it away, it was just a weird gut feeling I got, almost like a psychic moment. Speaking of twist endings, the best was The Others. That was a great movie and I never saw that coming. It's old now, but if you haven't seen it and you like suspense movies, check it out.
Eyes Wide Shut
The Wicker Man
Water World
Ishtar
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Any thing with Adam Sandler or Pauly Shore. Makes me cringe.
"We've had threads about guys fucking picnic tables, animals and dead bodies. Third boob ain't going to stop a damn thing." - cleanskull
The Pickle
Shanghai Surprise
Delta Force 2
Walk Proud
Love the Coopers
R.I.P.D. my husband and I went to the movies to see this, we actually ended up walking out,
Witch dumbest, depressing, WTF movie I ever saw,
Sleep Away Camp
I just watched Friday the 13th the first one, I used to love it when I was a kid and I was like what the hell was I thinking,
A fried of mine has a running bet with people who he knows that none of them will be able to watch Undercover Blues all the way through. Nobody has collected on it yet.
HATED IT!!! "I'm singing to my razor!!!!!", One of my all time worst movies I ever had to set through. The things we do for those we love!
The last movie I saw that I regret going to is "The Boss" with Melissa McCarthy... mind numbingly stupid!
By my troth, I care not; a man can die but once; we owe God a death.... He that dies this year is quit for the next.
--William Shakespeare!