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    A Scanner Darkly

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405296/

    Sorry..I just didn't get it..


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    Am I the only person who saw and HATED "The Wicker Man" with Nicolas Cage? OMG, it was absolutely HORRENDOUS! Horrible, horrible movie! I think that may be the top for my list... I'll get back to this when I think of some others.

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    Most Ernest movies were stupid as well.

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    Cinderella-the dirty version

    An adaptation of the fairy tale, Cinderella traces the misadventures of our heroine, who, via the help of her "fairy" (i.e. gay) godmother, is granted heightened sexual prowess to win over Prince Charming. After a blindfolded orgy at the royal castle, the nerdy Prince must sleep with every willing woman in his kingdom until he finds that one, mysterious lover who so "stood out" on the night of the sex Ball. Written by Lammastide

    The guy who directed it is named Michael Pataki(think that is right)
    I was wrong, he is mainly an actor.
    Not only did he direct the 1977 soft porn version of Cinderella,but
    also episodes of 'The Nancy Drew Mysteries'

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    NOTHING and I mean NOTHING is dumber than John Tavolta's "Stayin Alive" WTF was that?? I lost an hour and change of my life I can never get back. And at the end he says, "I'm gonna strut" HOLY HELL!

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    One of a series of "adult" versions of classic fairy tales made in the 1970s, this silly, smutty take on the story of Cinderella, directed by actor Michael Pataki, lends a whole new meaning to the phrase "someday my prince will come." Exploitation favorite Cheryl "Rainbeaux" Smith stars as the put-upon girl whose wicked, perpetually half-naked stepsisters (Yana Nirvana, Marilyn Corwin) make her operate a spinning wheel that powers their sex toys. Her fairy godmother is a camp black man (Sy Richardson) and whose prince (Brett Smiley) must sleep with all the girls in his magical kingdom before the royal orgy at which he will announce his wedding plans. The film was released in both R- and X-rated versions, neither of which was hardcore.

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    solid gold dancers

    Quote Originally Posted by Cubican View Post
    NOTHING and I mean NOTHING is dumber than John Tavolta's "Stayin Alive" WTF was that?? I lost an hour and change of my life I can never get back. And at the end he says, "I'm gonna strut" HOLY HELL!
    What" You didn't appreciate the dance version of Dante's Inferno?
    The fabulous costumes? The film that probably made people wonder what happened to the Solid Gold Dancers?
    *lol*
    I bet I can top this film:
    John Travolta's film 'Moment By Moment'

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    i would have changed channels on casino if i could. steve allen was not able to save it.

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    Larry the Cable Guy is excruciatingly painful to witness, made even worse when watching it with family members who think it's brilliantly hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoxharding View Post
    What" You didn't appreciate the dance version of Dante's Inferno?
    The fabulous costumes? The film that probably made people wonder what happened to the Solid Gold Dancers?
    *lol*
    I bet I can top this film:
    John Travolta's film 'Moment By Moment'
    You totally forgot that L. Ron Hubbard novel Travolta made into a classic "Battlefield Earth" What a piece that was!

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    You are most correct!
    Another stupid film 'Blood Freak' The only pro religious/anti-drug/gore film ever made. It involves a guy whose head turns into a turkey head after doing experimental drugs.

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    I have to say I have 2:

    My niece made me watch the Neverending Story 2 with her the other day...and let me tell you that I was secretly clawing my eyes out inside. It was that bad. Now, when i was a kid we had the original Neverending Story and it wasn't THAT bad...But one of the worst things about the 2nd one: Jack Black is one of the "starring" roles (and I like Jack Black!) but his acting was awful! I was very disappointed with that.

    The next one would be Pan's Labrynth. By the previews and all, you think that you are up for a sci-fi type mystical movie. You are intrigued and ready to watch. By the end you are sorely disappointed and kinda grossed out by all the very graphic war-murders. This made me very sad!
    [SIZE=4]tomorrow is the today we were worried about yesterday...[/SIZE]

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    2001 A Space Odyssey
    The Strange Case Of The Missing Corpse
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-GmH8eFJFU

    Mrs. Peel (commenting on Steed's sword): "That looks a bit droopy." Steed: "Wait until it's challenged."

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    Food of the Gods, Killer Klowns and Phantasym (I think i'd misspelled that.)

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    The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Alone in the Dark, and House of the Dead.

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    I just remembered another stupid movie my Niece dragged me to..Ya ready??


    From Justin to Kelly...UUGGHH

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    Call me, call me now...

    Quote Originally Posted by PvN73 View Post
    For me it was RATBOY. OMG that was Z grade badly...

    Dont look at me weirdly cause I watched it... dont!
    I have to comment on your avatar. That guys is a friend of mine. LOL.

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    Bugsy Malone...I know you remember that! Scott Baio and Jodie Foster...
    peek-a-boo!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidMolly View Post
    " Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy ".....nuff said
    I agree the movie was shite, Douglas Adams would of been spinning in his grave. I knew they would stuff it up, should of just left the TV show and the radio play alone, they are brilliant.
    Last edited by Nowereman; 12-01-2007 at 12:44 PM.

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    Ah, Bugsy Malone- I saw that years ago, it was a musical wasn't it?

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    anything with Asstown Kuchter in it...he's the new Kenau Reeves

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    Bonfire of the Vanities. The book was good, tho.
    The Scarlet Letter
    Ishtar
    The Postman
    Howard the Duck

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    The Scarlet Letter

    The Demi Moore version of the Scarlet Letter is sooo bad. I really wonder if anyone read the book before making the film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkythejokedog View Post
    anything with Asstown Kuchter in it...he's the new Kenau Reeves
    Apparently in the Native American language "Kenau" means Can't Act.

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    Titanic
    Pearl Harbour
    Reds
    Anything with J-Lo (still Jenny from the block....................yeah right).
    I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    Titanic
    Pearl Harbour
    Reds
    James Cameron's Titanic was the biggest pile of bloated shit ever to sail

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    The Sum of All Fears
    That was the worst piece of shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoxharding View Post
    John Travolta's film 'Moment By Moment'
    That one was pretty bad, especially since Travolta and Lily Tomlin played lovers, yet they looked exactly like brother and sister... Travolta might have the market cornered on bad movies, like the previously mentioned "Battlefield Earth" and "Stayin' Alive" (and "Perfect", which no one has mentioned and might be the worst of all)-- but his good movies were really classics, so it all evens out.

    Personally, the worst movie I've ever seen might be "Dr. T and the Women" with Richard Gere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    Reds
    "Reds" was brilliant-- watch it again.

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    If not the worst, definitely in the
    [SIZE=4]TOP 5 BAD FILMS OF ALL TIME ![/SIZE]

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkythejokedog View Post
    anything with Asstown Kuchter in it...he's the new Kenau Reeves
    LOL, I like most of Ashton's movies except the horrible "Dude, Where's My Car". And Keanu Reeves is one of my favorite actors...

    ::ducks to avoid flying chairs::

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    Quote Originally Posted by More Cheese Please View Post
    James Cameron's Titanic was the biggest pile of bloated shit ever to sail
    Or sink! hahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by hollywoodsaint View Post
    "Reds" was brilliant-- watch it again.
    Ok, I will.
    I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!

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    'Eye of The Tiger' starring Gary Busey(I think he was in it)

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    Gigli
    Shanghai Surprise

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    I hate those Ocean 11,12,13 movies. Very stupid. A bunch of Hollywood elite types getting together for a big inside joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hidium View Post
    I have to comment on your avatar. That guys is a friend of mine. LOL.
    You are kidding me
    Because one is enough, when it's you. Show where you're headed in the ultimate fashion climax.
    Fits so tight it shows all you've got... you're a walking turn-on. And treats your body as well as she does.
    Easy on, easy off, quick as the flick of her tongue. Sexy cool crinkle cloth for those hot nights to come. Designed with your desires in mind... she'll eat you alive in it..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by poizenvixenx View Post
    Under the Cherry Moon. UGH!!!

    I love Napolean Dynamite - I'm retarded like that.
    I will defend your right to hate the movie(Under the Cherry Moon)...

    Becuase I'm old, I was into the Xanadu (But Jesus, Gene Kelly on Roller Skates ?!!!!)
    I liked the cheesiness of "Can't stop the Music"
    It was awful, but Some say Disco was awful, too...
    Showgirls, should e the next RHPS!!!
    "You are a whore, darlin' (So's your mother...Hey Crystal, show us your tits !)

    I hated that Batman shit with George Clooney...
    I kept thinking, "This has got to get better..." The the credits came up.
    But, the worse movies I ever saw, was
    "Electric Horseman" & "Rhinestone"

    I puked for and hour after those...

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    Xanadu! Whooo!
    Also:
    'Thank God It's Friday'
    and 'Time's Square' (great soundtrack,but even the director is sad about what the studio did to the film)

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickyrod49 View Post
    Dreamgirls....what A Piece Of Rehashed Crap!!!!!!! Jennifer Hudsons Head Is As Fat As Her Body.......dumb Bitch!!!!!

    You know what ?

    Never mind, you probably can't read this anyway...

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    Tie between "Orange County" and "Taxi" (w/ Queen Latifa)

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    Blood Freak!

    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="<A href="http://www.youtube.com/v/bw9ReA5H7ZY&rel=1"></param><param">http://www.youtube.com/v/bw9ReA5H7ZY&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bw9ReA5H7ZY&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

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    object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="<A href="http://www.youtube.com/v/d2l2J_-RTF4&rel=1"></param><param">http://www.youtube.com/v/d2l2J_-RTF4&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d2l2J_-RTF4&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

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    "The Black Dahlia." What a stinking pile of excrement...a huge, HUGE disappointment.



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    Quote Originally Posted by KMKSouthie2001 View Post
    Tie between "Orange County" and "Taxi" (w/ Queen Latifa)
    LOL, I actually liked those movies.

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    For those who wonder what happens at the end of 'The Worm eaters'(cause you know you want to):P
    The guy who turned everyone into worms gets attacked by the worm people-I think he gets hit by a truck.
    The people who become worms appear to get brown sleeping bags wrapped about their lower parts to be worms.

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    "Soul Plane" really bad, but really funny!

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    'Psychos in Love'
    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="<A href="http://www.youtube.com/v/wNqUlLmTwP0&rel=1"></param><param">http://www.youtube.com/v/wNqUlLmTwP0&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wNqUlLmTwP0&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christie Prody View Post
    Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. The only redeeming thing about that movie is that it spawned a gay porno this year called Davinci Load 2: Electric Twinkaloo.

    That movie was stupid! Also the movie "The Stupids" with Tom Arnold sucked too. The song I'm my own grandpa was the only highlight of that movie.

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    I thoght "Pump Up The Volume" was the most inane , boring , contrived piece of shit. First of all that Jack Nicholson wannabe starred in it, then it pandered to the most basic corporate wet dream of GenX $$$$$ in the early 90's. Oooh I'm a dork by day and an inspiring pirate dj/cultural guru by night. The dumbest scene is when the rich popular girl puts her crap in the microwave and almost blows her ass to oblivion. Then the parents are outraged by this mysterious svengali in thier midst. DUMB!

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