Page 1 of 13 12310 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 50 of 605

Thread: Don't Paula Deen Just Make Ya'll Sick Ya'll?

  1. #1
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Fort Worth, TX.
    Posts
    2,943

    Don't Paula Deen Just Make Ya'll Sick Ya'll?

    OMG!!!
    She's been on the "Today" show all morning every other word out of her mouth is "Ya'll".

    I've lived in the South most of my life and I've never heard anyone sound as HICK as she does.

    I think all that "Ya'll" shit is an act. What do "Ya'll" think?

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Rhode Island
    Posts
    3,132
    I think ya'll are right!
    Zombie kitteh is Hungry!!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    california
    Posts
    760
    I had never watched her before mostly because I don't watch cooking shows but i have to jump in here and tell you this. I saw her on Jay Leno a couple of months ago and they perpared some recipie. She and Jay stood on the same side of the table and worked side by side. EVERYTIME SHE TOUCHED HER FOOD OR JAYS WHILE PREPARING IT SHE WOULD LICK HER FINGERS AND THEN GO BACK TO PREPARING AND TOUCHING JAY AND HER FOOD. I swear to gawd it made me so sick I thought that woman was an absolut pig and a completely unsanitary hick. Had i not witnessed this with my own eyes I would have nothing to say aboout the woman and probably wouldn't even believe it. But seeing on national television how she's so unsanitary and not to mention sloppy and gross, well, it just makes all the "ya'lls"
    a little harder to take. No wonder some people sterotype county people. They think everyone is like her. I know better but some do not. Paula Dean? i wouldn't eat anything she prepared until I read her latest test results, if ever. yuck!

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Oklahoma
    Posts
    2,385
    This is a big pet peeve of mine. My sisters and I are all born and raised in Oklahoma City. I know Okies have an accent but it is usually just a slight twang, but my sisters have adopted this freakishly thick hick accent that puts my teeth on edge. They act like they don't know what anyone is talking about when we ask why they are talking like that.

    My guess- attention. They want to play up the "good old girl" act. Georgians have a beautiful accent naturally so I'm not sure why Paula Dean is doing it other than attention.

    I've also seen her lick cooking spoons and knives and then stick them back into whatever she was stirring.


  5. #5
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    633
    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    OMG!!!
    She's been on the "Today" show all morning every other word out of her mouth is "Ya'll".

    I've lived in the South most of my life and I've never heard anyone sound as HICK as she does.

    I think all that "Ya'll" shit is an act. What do "Ya'll" think?
    No, she mostly just makes me hungry.
    ~~Shyla

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Soon to be Georgetown, SC
    Posts
    593
    OH THANK YOU!!!!

    I thought I wuz the only one who found her annoying and disgusting....

    My partner is a chef from SC and he would never in a million yrs stick a spoon in food that he had just tasted off of (and thats at home, hes even more of a freak about that stuff @ work)
    "A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
    Groucho Marx

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    on the cusp of Memphis and DeSoto Co MS
    Posts
    1,247
    One of these Casinos here has a Paula Dean resturant, my cousin who works there met her, and says she has a potty mouth.

  8. #8
    Guest Guest
    Licking her fingers and then touching stuff!! I hate that, as annoying as people who lick their fingers before turning over the page of a book - REALLY irritating, ewwww!!

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Posts
    1,914
    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    OMG!!!
    She's been on the "Today" show all morning every other word out of her mouth is "Ya'll".

    I've lived in the South most of my life and I've never heard anyone sound as HICK as she does.

    I think all that "Ya'll" shit is an act. What do "Ya'll" think?
    I'm fixin' to think that y'all are right.

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Posts
    1,881
    I dunno, I guess I'm in the minority, I think she's adorable, and fun.

    Maybe because she reminds me of a friend of mine who passed on?

    Anyhow, I like watching her party show. She cracks me up with her off the wall comments. She's a dirty old lady most of the time, and I love it.

    Besides that, she does have some great recipes. And she cooks for real people, with real ingredients, not all that low cal crap.
    Jon-Erik Hexum: 11/5/57 - 10/18/84
    How Jon-Erik stays in shape: "I should probably say lots and lots of sex. Although you don't burn up that many calories during sex. It's only like a couple hundred. I once heard somewhere that you get a lot more out of walking a mile. So you say, 'Hey, honey, how'd you like to walk a mile with me?'"
    www.TenaflyGuy.com

  11. #11
    Guest Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack'sGirl View Post
    I dunno, I guess I'm in the minority, I think she's adorable, and fun.

    Maybe because she reminds me of a friend of mine who passed on?

    Anyhow, I like watching her party show. She cracks me up with her off the wall comments. She's a dirty old lady most of the time, and I love it.

    Besides that, she does have some great recipes. And she cooks for real people, with real ingredients, not all that low cal crap.
    I guess were a minority of 2, JG!!!

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Posts
    1,557
    Arggghh I can't stand her and her fake "south" crap !

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Posts
    3,174
    Quote Originally Posted by okidoll View Post
    This is a big pet peeve of mine. My sisters and I are all born and raised in Oklahoma City. I know Okies have an accent but it is usually just a slight twang, but my sisters have adopted this freakishly thick hick accent that puts my teeth on edge. They act like they don't know what anyone is talking about when we ask why they are talking like that.

    My guess- attention. They want to play up the "good old girl" act. Georgians have a beautiful accent naturally so I'm not sure why Paula Dean is doing it other than attention.

    I've also seen her lick cooking spoons and knives and then stick them back into whatever she was stirring.
    I have always admired Okies! They seem like tough people!

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Posts
    5,243
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack'sGirl View Post
    I dunno, I guess I'm in the minority, I think she's adorable, and fun.

    Maybe because she reminds me of a friend of mine who passed on?

    Anyhow, I like watching her party show. She cracks me up with her off the wall comments. She's a dirty old lady most of the time, and I love it.

    Besides that, she does have some great recipes. And she cooks for real people, with real ingredients, not all that low cal crap.
    I love her recipes. Things definitely go better with butter.

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    1,270
    Quote Originally Posted by eelpie View Post
    I guess were a minority of 2, JG!!!
    Make that 3.

  16. #16
    Guest Guest
    Paula Deen, the Butter Queen:

    Paula Deen is on a mission to kill Americans and herself with butter overload. Take a look at this segment:



  17. #17
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Posts
    4,049
    I like the way she pronounces oil: ohl

  18. #18
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    3,665
    Call me crazy (some of you already have!), but...I think she's kinda hot. There. I said it.

    And for your viewing pleasure, Paula loses her britches, y'all!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJNMx...om=PL&index=65

  19. #19
    Guest Guest
    Paula's Fried Butter Balls





    Ingredients:

    • 2 sticks butter
    • 2 ounces cream cheese
    • Salt and pepper
    • 1 cup all-purpose flour
    • 1 egg, beaten
    • 1 cup seasoned bread crumbs
    • Peanut oil, for frying

    Directions:

    Cream the butter, cream cheese, salt and pepper together with an electric mixer until smooth. Using a very small ice cream scoop, or melon baller, form 1-inch balls of butter mixture and arrange them on a parchment or waxed paper lined sheet pan. Freeze until solid. Coat the frozen balls in flour, egg, and then bread crumbs and freeze again until solid.
    When ready to fry, preheat oil in a deep-fryer to 350 degrees F.
    Fry balls for 10 to 15 seconds until just light golden. Drain on paper towels before serving.

  20. #20
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Fort Worth, TX.
    Posts
    2,943
    Quote Originally Posted by rickenbacker View Post
    Call me crazy (some of you already have!), but...I think she's kinda hot. There. I said it.

    And for your viewing pleasure, Paula loses her britches, y'all!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJNMx...om=PL&index=65
    OH GOD! I could've gone a lifetime without seeing THAT!
    Those had to be some awful big britches, Y'ALL!

  21. #21
    Guest Guest
    She is trying to kill us!!!! Seriously.

    The Lady's Brunch Burger

    Ingredients:
    • 1 1/2 lb ground beef
    • 3 tablespoon freshly chopped parsley leaves
    • 2 tablespoon grated onion
    • Paula Deen's House Seasoning
    • 2 tablespoon butter
    • 3 eggs
    • 6 slices bacon, cooked
    • 3 hamburger buns
    • 3 english muffins
    • 6 glazed donuts


    Directions: Mix the ground beef, chopped parsley and grated onion together in a large mixing bowl. Season liberally, with House Seasoning. Form 3 hamburger patties.

    Heat a large cast iron skillet over medium-high heat and spray with non-stick cooking spray. Add the burgers and cook until desired temperature, 4 to 5 minutes per side for medium-rare.

    Fry bacon in a hot pan until crisp. Remove and drain on paper towels. Set aside.

    While burgers are cooking, heat a non-stick pan, over medium heat. Add 2 tablespoons butter. Crack 3 eggs into the pan. Cook until the yolks are just set and still slightly runny and remove.

    Place burger patties on English muffins or buns, and if desired, on glazed donuts, as the buns. Top each burger with 2 pieces of bacon and a fried egg.

    Seriously, wtf? Burgers, butter, bacon and eggs all on glazed doughnuts??????????

  22. #22
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    In northeast NJ, approximately 30 miles outside of NYC
    Posts
    419
    I think she's a VERY attractive older woman. She can be real bawdy, too (which I like).

  23. #23
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Fort Worth, TX.
    Posts
    2,943
    Quote Originally Posted by eelpie View Post
    She is trying to kill us!!!! Seriously.

    The Lady's Brunch Burger


    Ingredients:
    • 1 1/2 lb ground beef
    • 3 tablespoon freshly chopped parsley leaves
    • 2 tablespoon grated onion
    • Paula Deen's House Seasoning
    • 2 tablespoon butter
    • 3 eggs
    • 6 slices bacon, cooked
    • 3 hamburger buns
    • 3 english muffins
    • 6 glazed donuts

    Directions: Mix the ground beef, chopped parsley and grated onion together in a large mixing bowl. Season liberally, with House Seasoning. Form 3 hamburger patties.

    Heat a large cast iron skillet over medium-high heat and spray with non-stick cooking spray. Add the burgers and cook until desired temperature, 4 to 5 minutes per side for medium-rare.

    Fry bacon in a hot pan until crisp. Remove and drain on paper towels. Set aside.

    While burgers are cooking, heat a non-stick pan, over medium heat. Add 2 tablespoons butter. Crack 3 eggs into the pan. Cook until the yolks are just set and still slightly runny and remove.

    Place burger patties on English muffins or buns, and if desired, on glazed donuts, as the buns. Top each burger with 2 pieces of bacon and a fried egg.

    Seriously, wtf? Burgers, butter, bacon and eggs all on glazed doughnuts??????????
    Yes, if she eats stuff like that one of these days she'll keel over and crap her pants right on national TV!

  24. #24
    Guest Guest
    Heart attack on the set!!!

  25. #25
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Fort Worth, TX.
    Posts
    2,943
    Paula Dean just died and sheet her britches, YA'LL!

  26. #26
    Guest Guest
    She sheet out sticks of butter, YA'LL!!!!

  27. #27
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Fort Worth, TX.
    Posts
    2,943
    Quote Originally Posted by eelpie View Post
    She sheet out sticks of butter, YA'LL!!!!
    LOL!
    That old gal has worn flour sack drawers so long I'll bet her Kitty Kat tastes like dumplins!

  28. #28
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    1,797
    Quote Originally Posted by Vlad View Post
    Licking her fingers and then touching stuff!! I hate that, as annoying as people who lick their fingers before turning over the page of a book - REALLY irritating, ewwww!!
    Oh man! I am the SAME way!! I feaking HATE that, it is SOOOO gross!!

  29. #29
    Guest Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Nerak View Post
    Oh man! I am the SAME way!! I feaking HATE that, it is SOOOO gross!!
    Aaaw, come one!!! What's a little butter between friends????

  30. #30
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    In northeast NJ, approximately 30 miles outside of NYC
    Posts
    419
    Yeah, well a friend of mine placed some fried chicken into the garbage can in her kitchen, licked her fingers afterwards and then cut me a piece of cake and touched the cake with those same fingers. Mwahhhh....

    I pushed the cake around from side to side on the plate (just like Beaver used to do on Leave it to Beaver) and never ate a bite of it.

  31. #31
    Guest Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Jod6cindy View Post
    Yeah, well a friend of mine placed some fried chicken into the garbage can in her kitchen, licked her fingers afterwards and then cut me a piece of cake and touched the cake with those same fingers.
    Well, at least she cleaned her fingers first!!!

  32. #32
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Posts
    7,709
    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    OMG!!!
    She's been on the "Today" show all morning every other word out of her mouth is "Ya'll".

    I've lived in the South most of my life and I've never heard anyone sound as HICK as she does.

    I think all that "Ya'll" shit is an act. What do "Ya'll" think?


    I am so glad to see I am not the only one who is bothered by this. I have seen her in a couple of ads. I also have watched a couple of episodes of her show.
    Even in the ads,she says 'Y'all' many times and I wish she would stop! It is like 'I get it,you are Southern and now you are making the South look bad!'

  33. #33
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    In northeast NJ, approximately 30 miles outside of NYC
    Posts
    419
    Quote Originally Posted by eelpie View Post
    Well, at least she cleaned her fingers first!!!
    !!!

  34. #34
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Posts
    1,914
    Quote Originally Posted by eelpie View Post
    She sheet out sticks of butter, YA'LL!!!!


  35. #35
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Hilton Head, SC
    Posts
    2,676
    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    OMG!!!
    She's been on the "Today" show all morning every other word out of her mouth is "Ya'll".

    I've lived in the South most of my life and I've never heard anyone sound as HICK as she does.

    I think all that "Ya'll" shit is an act. What do "Ya'll" think?
    I know Paula personally and he stole 2 recipes from me. End of story.
    "You are my center when I spin away..." TY

  36. #36
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Posts
    7,709
    I do have to admit-one of her Banana Pudding recipes is really good. Of course it involves sour cream(maybe it was cream cheese),whipped cream and maybe some other cream.
    It is just yummy.

  37. #37
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Posts
    1,447
    I like Paula - some of her receipes I would never touch though, but most look good. Licking her fingers though is disgusting. I am going to watch her show tonight and keep track of how many times she does that.
    "There is a land of the living and a land of the dead - and the bridge is love" ~ Thorndon Wilder ~

  38. #38
    Guest Guest
    Paula's Butter Cake Recipe:
    Butter, for greasing pan
    2 cups butter
    1 1/2 cups butter oil
    1/4 cup butter juice
    3 cups all-purpose butter
    1 teaspoon baking butter
    3 cups peeled and finely chopped butter
    1 cup shredded butter
    1 pinch of butter, for taste

    Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F. Generously grease a tube pan.
    For the cake: in a large bowl, combine the butter, butter oil, butter juice, and baking butter; and mix well. Fold butter, butter, and butter into batter. Pour the batter into the prepared pan and bathe in it until you go into cardiac arrest.

  39. #39
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Superior, WI
    Posts
    2,891
    I LOVE her. One of my nursing instructors looked just like her, and sounded just like her....
    ____________________________

    If you fail to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

  40. #40
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Fairborn, Ohio (near Dayton)
    Posts
    1,786
    Quote Originally Posted by eelpie View Post
    Paula's Butter Cake Recipe:
    Butter, for greasing pan
    2 cups butter
    1 1/2 cups butter oil
    1/4 cup butter juice
    3 cups all-purpose butter
    1 teaspoon baking butter
    3 cups peeled and finely chopped butter
    1 cup shredded butter
    1 pinch of butter, for taste

    Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F. Generously grease a tube pan.
    For the cake: in a large bowl, combine the butter, butter oil, butter juice, and baking butter; and mix well. Fold butter, butter, and butter into batter. Pour the batter into the prepared pan and bathe in it until you go into cardiac arrest.

    That was awesome! I can't stop laughing at it!! WOOT!!

  41. #41
    Guest Guest
    Anyone else sign up for the free weiners that were posted in the Everything else thread yesterday??

    If so, here's Paula's very own hotdog recipe:

    Ketchup, Mustard and Lard:

    Paula Deen may know southern cooking, but she needs her head examined. Because she'll top your wiener with bacon, cheese sauce and scoops of lard.

    Egad. The amount of saturated fat in this post meets the recommended daily allowance for 5 years. Hell hath no fury like a hotdog scorned

  42. #42
    Guest Guest
    Paula Deen's Fried Mac and Cheese Bacon Bites - AKA Paula Deen is a food terrorist!!!!



    Mac and cheese wrapped in bacon, breaded, and then deep-fried makes perfect sense if you first stop and ask yourself, "What would Paula Deen do?" And she has done it.

  43. #43
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    3,665
    Gawd. I'm really hungry now. Maybe it's a gift, but I eat a lot of fried greasy stuff...and my cholesterol is damn near perfect.

    I also have Marlon Brando's voice in my head...from Last Tango In Paris..."Get me the butter!".

  44. #44
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Superior, WI
    Posts
    2,891
    I don't eat friend foods at ALL so I do not eat any of the stuff she makes, but I still like her
    ____________________________

    If you fail to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

  45. #45
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Helena Handbasket... in AR
    Posts
    1,452
    Quote Originally Posted by Auntie Vi View Post
    One of these Casinos here has a Paula Dean resturant, my cousin who works there met her, and says she has a potty mouth.

    My mom works at the Hollywood casino down there, she's been to the PD place and said it was a good a place as any if you wanted to drown your heart attack in butter and sugar

    "I'm dumbfounded by me all the time. Wow! What a. . . thrill. . .and a joy."
    RIP Layne Staley

  46. #46
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Helena Handbasket... in AR
    Posts
    1,452
    Quote Originally Posted by In a Sea of Sorrow View Post
    That was awesome! I can't stop laughing at it!! WOOT!!

    Steph I love you that hysterical!!!

    "I'm dumbfounded by me all the time. Wow! What a. . . thrill. . .and a joy."
    RIP Layne Staley

  47. #47
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Posts
    4,049
    Quote Originally Posted by eelpie View Post
    Paula Deen's Fried Mac and Cheese Bacon Bites - AKA Paula Deen is a food terrorist!!!!



    Mac and cheese wrapped in bacon, breaded, and then deep-fried makes perfect sense if you first stop and ask yourself, "What would Paula Deen do?" And she has done it.
    That dish is brilliant.

  48. #48
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Germany
    Posts
    644
    Quote Originally Posted by eelpie View Post
    Paula Deen's Fried Mac and Cheese Bacon Bites - AKA Paula Deen is a food terrorist!!!!



    Mac and cheese wrapped in bacon, breaded, and then deep-fried makes perfect sense if you first stop and ask yourself, "What would Paula Deen do?" And she has done it.
    I would soooo eat this if someone else made it for me.

  49. #49
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Posts
    1,881
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbossa View Post
    I love her recipes. Things definitely go better with butter.
    OMG. Like the spaghetti recipe your wife passed on to me. Max loves when I make that.

    Have you made the stuffed beef tenderloin? OMG. To. Die. For. Another of Max's favorites.

    We eat butter in our house, no margarine for us. I had someone tell me once that margarine was one step away from plastic in it's chemical makeup or whatever. That made hubby sick, and we've eaten butter ever since. But it's a better kind of fat than margarine is. Alton Brown did an episode on it once.

    I dunno. Like Jod6cindy said, she is bawdy. I love that!

    The first time I saw her, the Food Network had done this show about a couple getting married, and the Food Network chefs prepared the meal for the wedding, and I think they actually paid for the whole affair.

    Anyhow, the chefs also did personal things with the couple. One took them sightseeing in New York, another played basketball with the groom and his friends. Paula had a manicure/pedicure with the bride. Just listening to her talk, to her bawdy way of speaking, made me laugh, and I had to know who she was. She's like a favorite aunt or something.

    ETA: I know we are of the same mind when it comes to butter, Barbossa. After you buttered my bread at dinner last week, I knew we were siblings for sure!
    Jon-Erik Hexum: 11/5/57 - 10/18/84
    How Jon-Erik stays in shape: "I should probably say lots and lots of sex. Although you don't burn up that many calories during sex. It's only like a couple hundred. I once heard somewhere that you get a lot more out of walking a mile. So you say, 'Hey, honey, how'd you like to walk a mile with me?'"
    www.TenaflyGuy.com

  50. #50
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Fairborn, Ohio (near Dayton)
    Posts
    1,786
    Margarine is one molecule away from plastic. If you burn margarine...it can become carcinogen. This is what my chef said at my fav restaurant. Butter is natural. Butter is better. But probably not in the quantity that Paula cooks with, y'all.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •