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  1. 06-23-2011, 06:37 PM #1
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    Man in port-a-potty tank eludes police

    http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/06/...6841308814200/

    Police in Colorado said a man spotted in the tank of a portable toilet at the Hanuman Yoga Festival escaped capture while "covered in feces."

     Boulder police said a woman who entered the portable toilet Friday suspected there was someone hiding under a tarp in the tank, which had been heavily used, and informed a security officer, The Denver Post reported Wednesday.....

    The man is being sought on a charge of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact.

    There's more at the link, including the fact that the suspect is thought to be a homeless man named Sky.

    This is near me. I'll definitely keep my eyes (and nose) open for "Sky."

    It turns my stomach just to think about it, both all the poop and being in such a small space...



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  2. 06-24-2011, 01:31 AM #2
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    Very creative. They wouldn't even send a police dog in there with all of that crap. LOL- This dude is a rare one. LOL
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  3. 06-24-2011, 01:49 AM #3
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    Safe to say the police did a shitty job of finding him!
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  4. 06-24-2011, 02:08 AM #4
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    The lengths some people go to. He would be better to subscribe to a Japanese site that specialises in such matters.
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  5. 06-24-2011, 05:29 AM #5
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    Ewwww!
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    the guy was full of shit, what a shitty situation to be in, what a shit head, nobody can ever say he doesn't know shit ever again, what a crock of shit, Holy Shit! (if he was wearing a cross)... am I missing any other clever shit saying? feel free to chime in.

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    Yuck, can you imagine having to be the one to touch him to put the cuffs on?
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    Oh yeah, this is big news here! There's even an animation done about this, from the guys in Hong Kong that did the Tiger Woods car crash:
    http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-boulde...,6524266.story
    "So many faces in and out of my life. Some will last, some will just be now and then. Life is a series of Hellos and Goodbyes, I'm afraid it's time for Goodbye again. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by "What Tha....?" View Post
    Oh yeah, this is big news here! There's even an animation done about this, from the guys in Hong Kong that did the Tiger Woods car crash:
    http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-boulde...,6524266.story
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    The guy's been arrested in Vail:
    http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-boulde...0,873549.story

    My question is, how did they know it was him? Was he still covered in poop?
    "So many faces in and out of my life. Some will last, some will just be now and then. Life is a series of Hellos and Goodbyes, I'm afraid it's time for Goodbye again. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by "What Tha....?" View Post
    My question is, how did they know it was him? Was he still covered in poop?
    Some things in life should remain a mystery.
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    cuts on his back, damn... they better check him for hepatitis and whatever else you can get from feces.

    I'm confused, was he hiding from police in the shitter? or was he trying to peep some lady taking a shit and that's why he went in there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    I'm confused, was he hiding from police in the shitter? or was he trying to peep some lady taking a shit and that's why he went in there?
    It seems like he was under the porta potty for most of the day, trying to get his jollies, by looking up at the women using the toilet.

    Yet another reason why I only go "number two" at home!
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    ahh ok! yeah, but number one would be just as fun, either way the woman is sitting/squatting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    the guy was full of shit, what a shitty situation to be in, what a shit head, nobody can ever say he doesn't know shit ever again, what a crock of shit, Holy Shit! (if he was wearing a cross)... am I missing any other clever shit saying? feel free to chime in.

    He's in deep shit, of course.

    Seriously . . . that's about the grossest thing I've ever heard. Seems like a good way to ensure a getaway after a crime, though. No one would want to lay a hand on him.
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  17. 06-24-2011, 01:07 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by "What Tha....?" View Post
    The guy's been arrested in Vail:
    http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-boulde...0,873549.story

    My question is, how did they know it was him? Was he still covered in poop?
    His last name is Chrisco, that explains how he was able to get in and out of the potty so easily, he just sliiiiiipped right through...
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  18. 06-24-2011, 01:08 PM #18
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    His mug shot...
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  19. 06-24-2011, 01:47 PM #19
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    Did this guy have no sense of smell at all? There are easier and cleaner ways to get a look at women's hoohas than hiding in a portable shitter. Anyone that damned crazy should be put away forever!
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  20. 06-24-2011, 05:12 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    He would be better to subscribe to a Japanese site that specialises in such matters.
    Who looks at a turd and goes "I'm hot"? If it has corn in it is it considered kink?
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  21. 06-24-2011, 06:09 PM #21
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    Lifes a gas.........urgh
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  22. 06-24-2011, 06:57 PM #22
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    I told my husband about this story, and he nearly puked. Of course, that may have been because he was eating supper at the time!
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  23. 06-24-2011, 07:56 PM #23
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    He'd crawl into a tank of shit to avoid prison? I'd rather go back to prison!
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  24. 06-25-2011, 03:16 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by "What Tha....?" View Post
    It seems like he was under the porta potty for most of the day, trying to get his jollies, by looking up at the women using the toilet.

    Yet another reason why I only go "number two" at home!
    Jesus Christ- It seems that this guy just got turned on by women crapping and peeing on him. LOL - Golden Showers and Brown Bricks- LOL - What a sick S.O.B - Has humanity failed ? Even animals don't do this. Chuck Berry likes to be crapped on to. I guess the earlier reports were just surmised that he was hiding from the police in the crappers. Not True. He liked getting pooped on. Sick bastard, LOL There are many out there. I read a posting on Yahoo. 20 years ago. Some sick bastard was at the bottom of an outhouse in like scuba gear and goggles. Sick S.O.B's. LOL
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  25. 06-25-2011, 04:17 AM #25
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    Turd burgular!
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    This thread has been great for my diet.
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  27. 06-25-2011, 09:40 AM #27
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    I am glad that he didn't get the opportunity to attack any of these women. Can you imagine being sexually assaulted by a man covered in shit from head to toe?
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    This guy is sick! He doesn't believe he did anything wrong. He told his story to one of our local news media:
    http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...62/detail.html
    "So many faces in and out of my life. Some will last, some will just be now and then. Life is a series of Hellos and Goodbyes, I'm afraid it's time for Goodbye again. "
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  29. 06-25-2011, 11:55 AM #29
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    That is one seriously fucked up dude. The scariest people are the ones who do something that only a deviant freak would do, but think they did nothing wrong. He needs to be put away forever for the protection of society!
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  30. 06-25-2011, 12:52 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by "What Tha....?" View Post
    This guy is sick! He doesn't believe he did anything wrong. He told his story to one of our local news media:
    http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...62/detail.html
    From the article:

    Chrisco told 7NEWS, this was not his first try at spying and that bathrooms in Boulder became a prime spot. "I was just basically trying to drill holes from the menâ??s side over to the womenâ??s side and you know, find my million dollar view to heaven," he said. "I was doing it more out of a general spiritual desire to experience divinity and just find what I consider to be powerful experiences."

    He watches women use the bathroom to "experience divinity." I've talked to people from a lot of different faiths, and I don't think I've heard anyone mention this as a tenet of their Scriptures. Did I miss something?
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  31. 06-25-2011, 03:44 PM #31
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    I think he was having a bad hair day.
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    I think him and Charlie Sheen should hook up. Although, if they ever do, females, lock your doors and windows! And stay out of public bathrooms!
    "So many faces in and out of my life. Some will last, some will just be now and then. Life is a series of Hellos and Goodbyes, I'm afraid it's time for Goodbye again. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by "What Tha....?" View Post
    I think him and Charlie Sheen should hook up. Although, if they ever do, females, lock your doors and windows! And stay out of public bathrooms!
    ...and give way to a new strain of UTI
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  34. 07-04-2011, 03:40 PM #34
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    http://www.denverpost.com/crime/ci_18389677

    Chrisco was charged with eight counts of second-degree burglary, all felonies, in Boulder County Court today, as well as two misdemeanor counts of unlawful sexual contact and criminal invasion of privacy.


    If convicted, he could face two to six years in prison for each of the more serious burglary charges.
    Wow, 8 felony charges! It's good to know they're taking this seriously. Portapotties are bad enough without worrying about guys like him. >shudder<
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  35. 07-04-2011, 04:13 PM #35
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    I am glad that this is being taken seriously also. He sounds like a real nut and needs to be put away somewhere for a long time!
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  36. 07-04-2011, 04:40 PM #36
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    one word NASTY !!
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  37. 07-04-2011, 05:16 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djen View Post
    From the article:

    Chrisco told 7NEWS, this was not his first try at spying and that bathrooms in Boulder became a prime spot. "I was just basically trying to drill holes from the menâ??s side over to the womenâ??s side and you know, find my million dollar view to heaven," he said. "I was doing it more out of a general spiritual desire to experience divinity and just find what I consider to be powerful experiences."

    He watches women use the bathroom to "experience divinity." I've talked to people from a lot of different faiths, and I don't think I've heard anyone mention this as a tenet of their Scriptures. Did I miss something?
    What's his religious affiliation? Church of the Reverse Cleveland Steamroller, Colorado Synod?
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  38. 07-04-2011, 09:53 PM #38
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    WTF? Just when I think I've heard everything. The crazies of the world never cease to amaze me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    What's his religious affiliation? Church of the Reverse Cleveland Steamroller, Colorado Synod?
    Scientologist I bet, they are all dingbats.
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