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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    She has a Chinese Crested dog named Bazaar (I guess someone doesn't know how to spell?) with pink hair.
    Unless of course the dog was purchased in a marketplace, or street of shops where goods and services are exchanged or sold. A Bazaar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    Unless of course the dog was purchased in a marketplace, or street of shops where goods and services are exchanged or sold. A Bazaar.
    Oh, Courtney. That girl needs her some learnin'! Ain't to bright, I reckon.

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    I don't know why I haven't bothered to read other people's responses to her. Some of them are hilarious. https://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden

    SO, I just sensually and erotically washed the dirty, dirty dishes. In my lust filled passions, I had inadvertently left a peach cobbler in the sink for two days. OH, I'm so naughty. I need a spankee..... on my naughty bottom.

    Yeah, I also stepped in cat vomit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by okidoll View Post
    I don't know why I haven't bothered to read other people's responses to her. Some of them are hilarious. https://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden

    SO, I just sensually and erotically washed the dirty, dirty dishes. In my lust filled passions, I had inadvertently left a peach cobbler in the sink for two days. OH, I'm so naughty. I need a spankee..... on my naughty bottom.

    Yeah, I also stepped in cat vomit.
    hahahahahaha - oh yeah, I'm gonna love it here......

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    Quote Originally Posted by slingshot View Post
    hahahahahaha - oh yeah, I'm gonna love it here......
    Oh, you will. It's quite unlike any other site you've ever visited!

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    Quote Originally Posted by okidoll View Post
    I don't know why I haven't bothered to read other people's responses to her. Some of them are hilarious. https://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden

    SO, I just sensually and erotically washed the dirty, dirty dishes. In my lust filled passions, I had inadvertently left a peach cobbler in the sink for two days. OH, I'm so naughty. I need a spankee..... on my naughty bottom.

    Yeah, I also stepped in cat vomit.
    haha That's hilarious.

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    Yeah, I'm thinking those tweets are by somebody spoofing her. They can't be for rill, I mean, real!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subject_B View Post
    That Twitter account brings out the religion in me.

    I pray it's fake.
    I pray it's a joke.
    I pray that I can unsee it.
    I pray that I can keep my lunch down.
    I pray that there's enough hot water in the shower to burn the ickyness away.
    I pray to be saved! Jeebus save me!
    What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mammyofthree View Post
    Courtney should be really proud of herself. I never dreamed that anyone would come along that was more nauseating than Kate Gosselin and Octomom, but Courtney takes the prize for that. What a waste of oxygen she is!
    I so agree with you, especially about Kate Gosselin. When those pics of Kate came out of her, lying in a lounge chair by a pool last year, wearing a bikini, I wanted to wretch. I didn't think I'd seen anything that made skin crawl, until Courtney gained some notariety.

    I think I need to take a shower after watching that interview of Dougie and Courtney!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrDeath View Post
    p.s read the last couple of days worth. I got the giggles and had to stop

    https://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden

    WHO talks like that?


    Took a stimulating stroll on Hollywood BLVD with my pink pup. I love how the evening breeze slightly blows through my hair & touches me. ;-)

    20 hours ago


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    Off to run my productive-fulfilled errands under the humid sky, while nothing but utter sex-appeal slowly drips from my rill curvy-bod. ;-x

    23 Aug




    While Doug prepares a delicious din-din, I arouse his appetite by shakin it on the kitchen counter to "Car Candy" ... Just doin' my job! ;-)

    22 Aug



    Had a blast last night @ the Santa Monica Pier. I loved performing dances on the light up poles. Who knew a ferris wheel could be so fun?!

    22 Aug





    Need a little glimpse of our appearance on The Morning Show?! Get yourself satisfied here! ;-) http://au.tv.yahoo.com/the-morning-show/video/-/watch/26372699/teen-bride-takes-on-critics/

    22 Aug


    Dipping myself into a creamy satin dress that whispers nothing but sweet seduction... Purrrrr! ;-x

    20 Aug



    Experiencing such a wet 'n wild afternoon by turning on a water hose and squirting it all over my heated flesh! Mmm feeling rejuvenated! XOs

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    Everything is so damn sexual with her. She can have a career in writing cheap romance novels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McCourt View Post
    WHO talks like that?

    Took a stimulating stroll on Hollywood BLVD with my pink pup. I love how the evening breeze slightly blows through my hair & touches me. ;-)

    20 hours ago

    Off to run my productive-fulfilled errands under the humid sky, while nothing but utter sex-appeal slowly drips from my rill curvy-bod. ;-x

    23 Aug

    While Doug prepares a delicious din-din, I arouse his appetite by shakin it on the kitchen counter to "Car Candy" ... Just doin' my job! ;-)

    22 Aug

    Had a blast last night @ the Santa Monica Pier. I loved performing dances on the light up poles. Who knew a ferris wheel could be so fun?!

    22 Aug

    Dipping myself into a creamy satin dress that whispers nothing but sweet seduction... Purrrrr! ;-x

    20 Aug

    Experiencing such a wet 'n wild afternoon by turning on a water hose and squirting it all over my heated flesh! Mmm feeling rejuvenated! XOs
    I hope she is not jabbering this type os crap when she is shagging him. Guaranteed soft-on.
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    He probably keeps himself so jacked up on Viagra that his wee wee couldn't go soft if it wanted to.

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    She was a total hoot on The Soup and loved Joel's reactions to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1karenhb View Post
    She was a total hoot on The Soup and loved Joel's reactions to her.
    Crap, I missed it. I'm gonna see if its made its way to YouTube yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1karenhb View Post
    She was a total hoot on The Soup and loved Joel's reactions to her.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXLn-UMCCEg

    Not her, but the actress was great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    Everything is so damn sexual with her. She can have a career in writing cheap romance novels.
    She is. 144 characters at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    She is. 144 characters at a time.
    Sums her up quite perfectly!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Didn't know that was a thing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    Everything is so damn sexual with her. She can have a career in writing cheap romance novels.
    It's like she's a little kid and she's thinking, "Hmm, what can I write that will sound rilly mature and grown up? I know! I'll write sexy stuff because that's what grown ups do, right?"

    You'd think maybe her husband could take her aside and tell her, "Honey, you're embarrassing yourself."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oogie Boogie View Post
    It's like she's a little kid and she's thinking, "Hmm, what can I write that will sound rilly mature and grown up? I know! I'll write sexy stuff because that's what grown ups do, right?"

    You'd think maybe her husband could take her aside and tell her, "Honey, you're embarrassing yourself."
    haha That's exactly what I was thinking. Plus it's also something a teenager would do when she has low self-esteem. She does it to get attention.

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    I wonder if her and "her lover" pray before sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuesdays_jupiter View Post
    I wonder if her and "her lover" pray before sex?
    I bet he preyed upon her, though, then again.......
    I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tuesdays_jupiter View Post
    I wonder if her and "her lover" pray before sex?
    I'm sure she worships something in bed, but probably not Jehova

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrDeath View Post
    p.s read the last couple of days worth. I got the giggles and had to stop

    https://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden
    Projectile vomiting........................

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    https://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden

    Very...*ahem*...passionate about her tweets (maybe even symbolic).
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Didn't know that was a thing...

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    Okay. I've read some really whacked out Tweets in the past, and I follow some quite possibly insane folks on Twitter, but Courtney...her Tweets literally SCARE ME! It's like...imagine if folks like her took over the world. Then imagine that they're all zombies. Slutty, slutty zombies.

    That's how much her Tweets scare me. I'll follow a lot of types of people, but never her.

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    Like a Saucy Stepford Wife? I'm looking at some of the tweets and thinking that whoever DOES write them doesn't speak English as a first language. I mean some of the expressions are too odd to even be considered articulate

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    Perhaps Courtney herself is a really badly programmed sexbot, and her Twitter is being perpetuated by the same non-English-speaking programmers who made her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrDeath View Post
    Like a Saucy Stepford Wife? I'm looking at some of the tweets and thinking that whoever DOES write them doesn't speak English as a first language. I mean some of the expressions are too odd to even be considered articulate
    Ah, she has outsourced her tweets to a call center in India; it's almost become an American tradition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrDeath View Post
    Like a Saucy Stepford Wife? I'm looking at some of the tweets and thinking that whoever DOES write them doesn't speak English as a first language. I mean some of the expressions are too odd to even be considered articulate
    Whoever wrote those tweets speaks "skank" as a first language! LOL But I have to admit I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Guys that get turned on by that stuff are SOOOOOO gullable. lol

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    I would also like to know if she and Dougie Poo pray before their romps and screaming "Oh, God" while they are screwing doesn't count!

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    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    I bet he preyed upon her, though, then again.......

    heeheehee

    I LOVE slutty zombies!! hahaha

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    I'm just curious...will anyone watch their reality show? Do you not care
    or is it a train wreck that you can't turn away from? I may watch 1 or 2
    episodes then say the hell with it.

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    CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden



    "As I soak up the last bit of heat out here on my sun-glazed patio in a cheeky bikini, my entire body IGNITES with desire for a steamy night!"

    ARRGH! Why do I keep looking this shit up? Is this as bad as phone sex operators?


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    Quote Originally Posted by okidoll View Post
    CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden



    "As I soak up the last bit of heat out here on my sun-glazed patio in a cheeky bikini, my entire body IGNITES with desire for a steamy night!"

    ARRGH! Why do I keep looking this shit up? Is this as bad as phone sex operators?
    hahaha I'm telling you. Those are lines straight from romance novels. It's so incredibly cheesy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    hahaha I'm telling you. Those are lines straight from romance novels. It's so incredibly cheesy.
    I think she is using Google Translate's new "Skank to English" functionality to write her posts.

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    Isnt she "special"..... That is the product of a showbusiness domineering mother who pushed her into baby pagents all her life. She has no idea how to act normal just how to act as if you are in a pagent. Its freaky to read, god knows what its like to live with. Cant believe he actually married her - has he not seen the interviews or even tried to teach her how to act normal???
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    I <3 this thread, with all my hot, dirty being. 4 rill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    hahaha I'm telling you. Those are lines straight from romance novels. It's so incredibly cheesy.
    Those lines are an embarrassment to even the cruddiest of romance novels, if you ask me. I mean...JEEZ! There's a little thing called self-control that it appears the Courtinator was never taught...

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    I also hope it's fake. I'm not reading any more, though, because I'm gonna go make a sammich.

    Or, in Court-land...Sandwich for lunch. So sensual, the combining of the layers in my sun-drenched kitchen as I stretch my body like a cat to reach the chips. Meooooow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    I'm sure she worships something in bed, but probably not Jehova
    I can hear the prayer starting like The Ballad of Ricky Bobby , " Dear baby Jesus with your cherubic face, please bless our copulation...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by wildcatgrrl View Post
    I also hope it's fake. I'm not reading any more, though, because I'm gonna go make a sammich.

    Or, in Court-land...Sandwich for lunch. So sensual, the combining of the layers in my sun-drenched kitchen as I stretch my body like a cat to reach the chips. Meooooow!
    Cindy

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuesdays_jupiter View Post
    I can hear the prayer starting like The Ballad of Ricky Bobby , " Dear baby Jesus with your cherubic face, please bless our copulation...."
    I loved that scene. Yeah, Doug and his bride end up rolling around on the kitchen table.
    Cindy

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    Quote Originally Posted by okidoll View Post
    CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden



    "As I soak up the last bit of heat out here on my sun-glazed patio in a cheeky bikini, my entire body IGNITES with desire for a steamy night!"

    ARRGH! Why do I keep looking this shit up? Is this as bad as phone sex operators?
    Keep 'em coming. Loving this.
    I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
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    CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden



    Ooh, had a provocative evening last night in Hollywood. Awoke to yet another morning of sexual daylight desire. Mmm, today is gonna be hot!
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    From a half-hour ago. I'm going to be ill...

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    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    Keep 'em coming. Loving this.
    Here you go Neil:

    "Ooh, had a provocative evening last night in Hollywood. Awoke to yet another morning of sexual daylight desire. Mmm, today is gonna be hot!"


    She must be having an off day. She didn't end the tweet with a "winky-smile"
    Cindy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nvr_Sk_to_Tll View Post
    CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden



    Ooh, had a provocative evening last night in Hollywood. Awoke to yet another morning of sexual daylight desire. Mmm, today is gonna be hot!
    ___________________________________________________________
    From a half-hour ago. I'm going to be ill...
    Ugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Here you go Neil:

    "Ooh, had a provocative evening last night in Hollywood. Awoke to yet another morning of sexual daylight desire. Mmm, today is gonna be hot!"


    She must be having an off day. She didn't end the tweet with a "winky-smile"
    I've not followed this situation too much. So she is constantly tweeting sexy stuff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slingshot View Post
    I've not followed this situation too much. So she is constantly tweeting sexy stuff?

    Yep. Her tweets seem to reach the "Big O" for her. Then there will be the occasional bible scripture to balance it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Yep. Her tweets seem to reach the "Big O" for her. Then there will be the occasional bible scripture to balance it out.
    Oh well then, its all good.....lol. How sweet of her to include God in her day-to-day activities. With a man. An older man. A grandpa type. Ewwwwwwww.

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