I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
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Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
I don't know why I haven't bothered to read other people's responses to her. Some of them are hilarious. https://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden
SO, I just sensually and erotically washed the dirty, dirty dishes. In my lust filled passions, I had inadvertently left a peach cobbler in the sink for two days. OH, I'm so naughty. I need a spankee..... on my naughty bottom.
Yeah, I also stepped in cat vomit.
Yeah, I'm thinking those tweets are by somebody spoofing her. They can't be for rill, I mean, real!
I so agree with you, especially about Kate Gosselin. When those pics of Kate came out of her, lying in a lounge chair by a pool last year, wearing a bikini, I wanted to wretch. I didn't think I'd seen anything that made skin crawl, until Courtney gained some notariety.
I think I need to take a shower after watching that interview of Dougie and Courtney!!
WHO talks like that?
Took a stimulating stroll on Hollywood BLVD with my pink pup. I love how the evening breeze slightly blows through my hair & touches me. ;-)
20 hours ago
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Off to run my productive-fulfilled errands under the humid sky, while nothing but utter sex-appeal slowly drips from my rill curvy-bod. ;-x
23 Aug
While Doug prepares a delicious din-din, I arouse his appetite by shakin it on the kitchen counter to "Car Candy" ... Just doin' my job! ;-)
22 Aug
Had a blast last night @ the Santa Monica Pier. I loved performing dances on the light up poles. Who knew a ferris wheel could be so fun?!
22 Aug
Need a little glimpse of our appearance on The Morning Show?! Get yourself satisfied here! ;-) http://au.tv.yahoo.com/the-morning-show/video/-/watch/26372699/teen-bride-takes-on-critics/
22 Aug
Dipping myself into a creamy satin dress that whispers nothing but sweet seduction... Purrrrr! ;-x
20 Aug
Experiencing such a wet 'n wild afternoon by turning on a water hose and squirting it all over my heated flesh! Mmm feeling rejuvenated! XOs
Everything is so damn sexual with her. She can have a career in writing cheap romance novels.
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
He probably keeps himself so jacked up on Viagra that his wee wee couldn't go soft if it wanted to.
She was a total hoot on The Soup and loved Joel's reactions to her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXLn-UMCCEg
Not her, but the actress was great!
It's like she's a little kid and she's thinking, "Hmm, what can I write that will sound rilly mature and grown up? I know! I'll write sexy stuff because that's what grown ups do, right?"
You'd think maybe her husband could take her aside and tell her, "Honey, you're embarrassing yourself."
I wonder if her and "her lover" pray before sex?
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
https://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden
Very...*ahem*...passionate about her tweets (maybe even symbolic).
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Didn't know that was a thing...
Okay. I've read some really whacked out Tweets in the past, and I follow some quite possibly insane folks on Twitter, but Courtney...her Tweets literally SCARE ME! It's like...imagine if folks like her took over the world. Then imagine that they're all zombies. Slutty, slutty zombies.
That's how much her Tweets scare me. I'll follow a lot of types of people, but never her.
Like a Saucy Stepford Wife? I'm looking at some of the tweets and thinking that whoever DOES write them doesn't speak English as a first language. I mean some of the expressions are too odd to even be considered articulate
Perhaps Courtney herself is a really badly programmed sexbot, and her Twitter is being perpetuated by the same non-English-speaking programmers who made her!
I would also like to know if she and Dougie Poo pray before their romps and screaming "Oh, God" while they are screwing doesn't count!
I'm just curious...will anyone watch their reality show? Do you not care
or is it a train wreck that you can't turn away from? I may watch 1 or 2
episodes then say the hell with it.
CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden
"As I soak up the last bit of heat out here on my sun-glazed patio in a cheeky bikini, my entire body IGNITES with desire for a steamy night!"
ARRGH! Why do I keep looking this shit up? Is this as bad as phone sex operators?
Isnt she "special"..... That is the product of a showbusiness domineering mother who pushed her into baby pagents all her life. She has no idea how to act normal just how to act as if you are in a pagent. Its freaky to read, god knows what its like to live with. Cant believe he actually married her - has he not seen the interviews or even tried to teach her how to act normal???
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I <3 this thread, with all my hot, dirty being. 4 rill.
I also hope it's fake. I'm not reading any more, though, because I'm gonna go make a sammich.
Or, in Court-land...Sandwich for lunch. So sensual, the combining of the layers in my sun-drenched kitchen as I stretch my body like a cat to reach the chips. Meooooow!
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden
Ooh, had a provocative evening last night in Hollywood. Awoke to yet another morning of sexual daylight desire. Mmm, today is gonna be hot!
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From a half-hour ago. I'm going to be ill...