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    Nik Richie needs to be drug from a slow moving vehicle until he slowly and painfully dies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Warning...the following can't be unseen...

    http://www.celebitchy.com/334776/cou...looks_better_/
    Agggghhhhhh!!!

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    Sure it can. I linked that with my eyes closed. And while wearing a bra. Call me old fashioned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pwem View Post
    I thank the gods that I only had to deal with my mum and not a mother like she has. My mum may not have been perfect but compared to Mama Porn Iguana she was a saint.
    Mama Porn Iguana would be a great name for a band.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SomeChick View Post
    Sure it can. I linked that with my eyes closed. And while wearing a bra. Call me old fashioned.
    Old fashioned!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morbida View Post
    If, at 19 (allegedly), you look more or less the same age as an 82-year-old... life: you're doing it wrong.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kashmir1012 View Post
    Mamie Van Doren actually looks better. That woman is not 19. I would say she is closer to 30. Her whole life is a sham.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    I've only personally known two women who have had boob jobs. They also opted for the normal looking boobs as opposed to looking like they were trying to smuggle beach balls under their shirts. Some of these celebs have their boobs enlarged so much that the skin looks shiny from being stretched so tight. It reminds me of being engorged after my babies were born and looks painful. I'll stick with my long, saggy boobs, even if I have to roll them up like a joint. I'm fine with them keeping my armpits warm when I'm in bed. Lol
    BAA-hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Really needed the laffs!!!

    Yep, Courteney's up to "regular 19-year-old" shit! Gross!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MirrorDimly View Post
    BAA-hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Really needed the laffs!!!

    Yep, Courteney's up to "regular 19-year-old" shit! Gross!!!
    Mammy is a nut. I can just picture her rolling up her boobs and licking them to make them stick like rolling papers. LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Warning...the following can't be unseen...

    http://www.celebitchy.com/334776/cou...looks_better_/
    I didn't know there was a difference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenivere2011 View Post
    Looks like she replaced ol Dougy, with an even older creeper...

    http://dlisted.com/2013/11/22/behold...-daddy-issues/

    And wtf is wrong with her damned mouth in this pic:

    http://dlisted.com/2013/11/22/behold.../wenn20872808/
    In answer to the second question, beyond the obvious regarding what's wrong with her mouth (why does ANYONE think doing that to their lips looks good?), she missed half her lips when applying lipstick. Either they are so huge now that one tube doesn't cover 'em, or she learned to apply lipstick from cartoons (purse lips, slather, done).

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    She's a brunette now.....

    And, according to her, changing your hair color makes you feel "born again"......I must be a fucking saint then.

    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...again-20131312
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jrwzeigle View Post
    She's a brunette now.....

    And, according to her, changing your hair color makes you feel "born again"......I must be a fucking saint then.

    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...again-20131312
    Extensions much? I've had Barbie Dolls with healthier looking hair.
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    The woman has a full-time job of reinventing herself week after week.

    Celebrity net worth has her down for $100,000. Not a big bank account to continue with these flashy makeovers. We haven't heard a thing about the divorce with Dougy and if she is going for some cash there. I doubt he earned a penny during their marriage - and spent heavily on her "music" videos and plastic surgery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jrwzeigle View Post
    She's a brunette now.....

    And, according to her, changing your hair color makes you feel "born again"......I must be a fucking saint then.

    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...again-20131312
    She spent all that money on plastic surgery that makes her look like those creepy mannequins with the blank stares in shopping malls yet she can't afford a bra?
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    OMG, that photo should have come with a warning. Love the comments that say she looks like a really bad blow up doll. Love the Minnie Mouse hooker shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jrwzeigle View Post
    She's a brunette now.....

    And, according to her, changing your hair color makes you feel "born again"......I must be a fucking saint then.

    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...again-20131312
    This comment (among others) cracked me up:


    Sweetie's babe 10 hours ago


    She looks like Jessica Rabbit on crack. What a mess.





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    Quote Originally Posted by MiraculousMandarin View Post
    Extensions much? I've had Barbie Dolls with healthier looking hair.
    OMG my first thought was "Barbiedollhair". She is so gross.

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    Yeah, that's a wig. A very, very cheap wig, at that. If not, she needs some serious conditioning treatments.

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    Nice! I've seen better looking muff hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    Nice! I've seen better looking muff hair.
    Hahahaha! Perfect

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    Nice! I've seen better looking muff hair.
    Exactly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    Nice! I've seen better looking muff hair.
    Oh Mammy, so funny!!
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    Nine things you didn't know about Courtney? Exactly. Who cares. She can count me out as I won't be spending my time reading her latest bid for media attention.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy A. View Post
    Stay classy, Fox News!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrinawitch View Post
    Stay classy, Fox News!
    They always do! lol I saw the article and just couldn't resist posting it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrinawitch View Post
    Stay classy, Fox News!
    Now that's what I call "fair and balanced" - which is more than I can say for Courtney's chest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy A. View Post
    Hard-hitting journalism at it's best.
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    This picture was posted on crazy days and nights. The caption was "Courtney Stodden is going for the professional look. Well, she has always looked like a pro. It's easier to get in hotels looking like this though"
    I guess confirms how she's making money these days.



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    Quote Originally Posted by sherry326 View Post
    This picture was posted on crazy days and nights. The caption was "Courtney Stodden is going for the professional look. Well, she has always looked like a pro. It's easier to get in hotels looking like this though"
    I guess confirms how she's making money these days.


    Is it just me or does it look like she's had some work done on her face? And.... I guess she's done with the reality show circuit? Maybe now she's trying to get Barbra Walters spot on the View or something! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy A. View Post
    Is it just me or does it look like she's had some work done on her face? And.... I guess she's done with the reality show circuit? Maybe now she's trying to get Barbra Walters spot on the View or something! lol
    I think the more appropriate question is what work hasn't she had done....yet?? I was just thinking we finally were rid of her cause nobody seemed to be following her anymore. Thanks Foxnews!!!
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    I agree, there is something different about her face. Or, maybe it's just the sunglasses covering up her trashy eye makeup.

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    That looks like Mila Kunis in a blonde wig to me. Mila doesn't dress like that but she (or whoever this is) may be wearing a disguise to go unrecognized. Some photoshop nerd somewhere is probably already analyzing the pinched nose due to the sunglasses thing and doing a bunch of pointless, painstaking analysis to see if it's her. Sure as hell doesn't look like Spraytan McSpandex Stodden to me either wa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy A. View Post
    Is it just me or does it look like she's had some work done on her face? And.... I guess she's done with the reality show circuit? Maybe now she's trying to get Barbra Walters spot on the View or something! lol
    Damn, has she got that skirt pulled up far enough? If she was my age, her boobs would be hanging over the top of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    Damn, has she got that skirt pulled up far enough? If she was my age, her boobs would be hanging over the top of it.
    ITA Mammy and to top it off, those shoes are hideous. A small platform is OK, but these styles that are all big and clunky look like overgrown hooves.
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    Pants would change her whole image. Unless they were lace, seethrough stripper pants. Now those, I can see her wearing. Aaaand I just grossed myself out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SomeChick View Post
    Pants would change her whole image. Unless they were lace, seethrough stripper pants. Now those, I can see her wearing. Aaaand I just grossed myself out.
    I'm almost impressed that she stopped wearing those clear hooker heels. But yeah, pants and a shirt that actually fit would, and we wouldn't recognize her!

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    I've lost track. Is the Dougster still on the scene?
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    This ends before she's 30 and filled with many different prescription drugs in her system. I call her Dead Pool Diva.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    I've lost track. Is the Dougster still on the scene?
    I was thinking the same thing Neil. Which insane asylum has he checked into???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jrwzeigle View Post
    I was thinking the same thing Neil. Which insane asylum has he checked into???
    Vagdazzler Memorial.

    Last anybody posted about that was that the divorce was a publicity stunt to get them on that Couples Therapy reality show. There've been pics posted of them holding hands and strolling through that mall and other places since then.
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    Why is this blow-up doll still relevant?

    Courtney Stodden Poses on a Harley Davidson motorcycle for a photo shoot in LA 6/11
    https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3859/14401936561_4759541add_h.jpg
    https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2913/...e29eee20_h.jpg
    https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3877/...39cd9376_h.jpg
    https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3895/...001f606d_h.jpg
    https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5472/...a4f3d670_h.jpg
    https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5039/...168c7f12_h.jpg

    I put links to the pics because some of the dimensions are too big and I don't want to warp the thread.

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    she's had a lot of plastic surgery...face looks a lot different

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    Quote Originally Posted by sherry326 View Post
    This picture was posted on crazy days and nights. The caption was "Courtney Stodden is going for the professional look. Well, she has always looked like a pro. It's easier to get in hotels looking like this though"
    I guess confirms how she's making money these days.



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    Seems to be one of her more "chaste" outfits. Except for the shoes, of course.
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    She still has ugly ass boney knees. Blah!

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    Here we go again. Trying to get back in the public eye? http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...ntcmp=features

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    Whenever this thread gets bumped i think, "Is this the one?", because it's coming... could take a few years, could happen tomorrow. But the OD is coming.

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    Stewart, I'm afraid this saga will never end. Sigh.
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    Back together with the ol' hubby. I'm so excited I could puke.
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