No no no no. Poor Farrah.
Is that supposed to be a smile? wtf
Ewww!!! How could she copy something so iconic? Awful! She has way too much bronzer on. This is sacrilege!
Farrah's smile always creeped me out in that picture, but yeap, that one is definitely worse!
Looks like she trying to duckface but became confused by the flash.
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
Confused! LOL
that's the best smile she can get cause her face is full of botox!! it'll probably fall off cause she injects so much botox the skin won't be connected to the muscle anymore hahaha!!!
and that one of her like pamela....she looks like she has a bad wedgie...i think her funny face in that photo is because she's so uncomfortable
I doubt she is even aware of Farrah or her poster. Probably thought she was posing for an Anna's Linen ad for bedsheets.
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
Sacrilege!
She looks like she smelled a fart while smiling.
People that smile and show their upper and lower teeth creep me out, but still Farrah is an icon. You don't farking take a dump on an icon like Farrah or Pam (for that matter). Those old gals deserve some respect.
Why would a teenager need all that filler in her face? I mean what the heck??? That stuff cannot be good for a growing kid????
Check out the weird as photoshop job in that second photo, against Farrah.
Her right arm is backwards and her left arm is just weird. lol
Really? Does it hurt?
But seriously, there's no way this chick is 16. If she's 16, I'm a very intelligent blonde supermodel...
Nope. Doesn't hurt at all. I didn't know it was different until someone pointed it out to me one day. And the major advantage is that I can reach and scratch my whole back with one arm. I never understood why people said it was difficult to scratch their back when I had no problems.
Wow. You are kinda lucky then! At least it doesn't hurt, I have always wondered that.
lol I guess I save money from not buying back scratchers! Hooray!
WARNING!!!!!!!!!
In a true testament to their God-based connection, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison will soon star in their very own reality show.
The 16-year old and her 51-year old husband made this startling announcement during an interview this week with Australian's The Morning Show.
â??Weâ??ve been seduced by a lot of producers, wanting to do a reality TV show and weâ??re in negotiations right now with a very prominent producer,â? Hutchison said. â??Weâ??re talking about the possibility of taking it to networks.â?
Stodden jumped in to explain the series would be "out of this world," which is pretty much where most people want to see this sickening twosome end up.
Why is Hutchinson attracted to his very, very, very young wife? The actor mentioned Courtney's "spirit" and "sense of humor" in the interview - and then proceeded to compare Stodden to Marilyn Monroe.
â??Courtney really embodies the classic iconic figures of the past,â? he said. â??The Marilyn Monroes, the Sharon Tates, the Pamela Andersons.â?
Stodden - an aspiring singer who in no way, shape or form married Hutchinson to help further her career - recently posed like the former Baywatch babe and explained why:
â??Women have treated her in a classified way, the same way which they have treated me in a lot of cases, so I really admire that she holds her head up high no matter what people dish at her. She always keeps a sense of humor.â?
We don't think Courtney knows what classified means.
That last paragraph is gold
p.s read the last couple of days worth. I got the giggles and had to stop
https://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden
wow that was just soooo i don't know sickening
OH NO!.... I'm going to have to hide this from my husband. He loves this kind of crap....................... Oh, who am I kiddin'.... I'm going to watch the shit out of this train wreck!
HOLY SHIT!
CourtneyStodden Courtney Stoddenhttps://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden
Off to run my productive-fulfilled errands under the humid sky, while nothing but utter sex-appeal slowly drips from my rill curvy-bod. ;-x
BARF
Ok I'm actually starting to wonder.....this account hasn't been officially verified has it? It HAS to be a spoof? Surely? No one in their teensiest mind would write that....would they?
hahaha WTF?
Ah, I haven't read anything in this thread in days. I was worried it would go away from the first page lol.
A freakin' reality show? Why am I not surprised? Is it going to be on Bravo? A&E? That'll be something that disgusts me but can't look away kind of thing.
I like how she goes back and forth from gross sex talk to bible scriptures:
CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden
Experiencing such a wet 'n wild afternoon by turning on a water hose and squirting it all over my heated flesh! Mmm feeling rejuvenated! XOs
CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden
Softly kissing my exhilarated body with God's sweet suns beaming warmth and it's touchable light. Mmm this is stimulating! :-)
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CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden
Proverbs 3:6 In all your ways acknowledge Him, and He shall direct your paths.
18 Aug
Queefs out is a perfect way to describe her.
MMMMMMMMMMMM! I'm going to start doing that all the time. "I'm going to scoop the litter box. Seems like they've been running the poo poo choo choo...... MMMMMMMMMM"
"I shouldn't have had so much cheese today. MMMMMMMM indigestion"
"Had to haul a giant bag of trash to the bin in 112 heat. MMMMMMM the sun's rays on my bod. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
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It's so hard to imagine this girl as 16. No matter how many times people say she's only 16, she really looks like she's going on 30.
This is nasty.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Didn't know that was a thing...
SO MUCH!! I couldn't decide what to quote. It was all pure light squirting on my rill body...oops I started speaking El Courto for a minute.
Whaaaaat the fraaaaaack
How can she talk about God and silky stickiness blahcktarf that shiz is rill all right it's rill freakin nasty.
I knooooow!!!
LMHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thanks for putting Human Centipede in my head. She should do a reality human centipede show. I'm sure it'd be very stimmmmmmulating.
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
That Twitter account brings out the religion in me.
I pray it's fake.
I pray it's a joke.
I pray that I can unsee it.
I pray that I can keep my lunch down.
I pray that there's enough hot water in the shower to burn the ickyness away.
I pray to be saved! Jeebus save me!
Courtney should be really proud of herself. I never dreamed that anyone would come along that was more nauseating than Kate Gosselin and Octomom, but Courtney takes the prize for that. What a waste of oxygen she is!
She keeps tweeting about her "pink pup". Is that the new slang for the V word, or does she really have a pink dog?
Cindy
She has a Chinese Crested dog named Bazaar (I guess someone doesn't know how to spell?) with pink hair. I say she doesn't know how to spell because Chinese Crested dogs are bizarre-looking dogs. I don't know if she really meant to spell it Bizarre or if she did want to name her dog after a marketplace.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...ns_for_re.html