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Thread: Those Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden Thingies

  1. #251
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    Quote Originally Posted by radiojane View Post

    He looks younger than she does. Talk about an ego stroke.

    hahahahaaaa

    Quote Originally Posted by McCourt View Post
    I read at TMZ that he's teaching her to drive. lol
    LOL That's awesome

  2. #252
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    Quote Originally Posted by McCourt View Post
    I read at TMZ that he's teaching her to drive. lol
    Well, that's precious.

  3. #253
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    I'm thinking Courtney or her Ma is behind those e mails. I think Doug really thinks she's with him for LUUUURRRVVVE! And a chance to audition/practice her porn star face

  4. #254
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    Anybody else want to just pop her in that trout-lipped face of hers? He's a tool and if she's really 16 then I'm the second-coming of Marilyn Monroe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    The child bride of former "Lost" actor, Doug Hutchison, never loses sight of the bottomline.

    Sixteen-year-old Courtney Stodden, who wed the aging c-lister in May, is demanding millions of dollars to do radio, according to a series of emails made public on Friday.

    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...#ixzz1UFt7CRGx

    Surprise, surprise! You HAVE to read the rest of the article. It's sickening how money-grubbing these people are.
    Not sure which is more funny, that this guy wants to promote Courtney's singing career or that these moron's want 3 million for the honor of their presence.

    As far as the driving lesson, is she going to learn on a manual transmission? <Insert porn scene here>
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    Quote Originally Posted by CORONERGAL View Post
    Anybody else want to just pop her in that trout-lipped face of hers? He's a tool and if she's really 16 then I'm the second-coming of Marilyn Monroe!
    She does have the type of face you'd never tire of slapping doesn't she?

  7. #257
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrDeath View Post
    She does have the type of face you'd never tire of slapping doesn't she?

    hahaha! She probably loves it

  8. #258
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    Quote Originally Posted by ichabodius View Post
    So shes into older guys. Big whoop.
    Aww, leave those love birds alone! True love has no age range. Loretta Lynn was 13 when she was married? Y'all need to send your blessings..........

  9. #259
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    I guess there hasn't been any recent news about this amazing couple. It's a miracle! haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    I guess there hasn't been any recent news about this amazing couple. It's a miracle! haha
    Yeah, it's almost too quiet. I think we may be in the "eye of the storm", and the calm will be followed by more ugliness.

    Film at eleven.....
    Cindy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Yeah, it's almost too quiet. I think we may be in the "eye of the storm", and the calm will be followed by more ugliness.

    Film at eleven.....
    haha Watch, she's going to get pregnant. Oh dear...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    haha Watch, she's going to get pregnant. Oh dear...
    Yikes!!
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  13. #263
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    Actually, on second thought, she wouldn't do that. She needs to continue on with her career and be famous. Getting pregnant would derail those plans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    Actually, on second thought, she wouldn't do that. She needs to continue on with her career and be famous. Getting pregnant would derail those plans.
    Yeah, nobody wants to see preggers porn stars (at least I hope nobody does).

  15. #265
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    lol I'm sure there are weirdos who are into that kind of thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrDeath View Post
    Inspired idea! Just think of all the facial exercise you'll get practicing your pout and porn star stares! You'll have cheekbones to die for! (If you don't already!)

    In just a few short weeks of practice, my double chin could be gone! That is a new business venture for her (besides the Halloween costumes) facial aerobics!!! Love it, DrD.

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    Check out her Twitter page. She even tweets like a porn star!

    https://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden

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    Is that really her?! Good crikey moses....she's a Good Christian Girl is she?

    Really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNotherOne View Post
    Check out her Twitter page. She even tweets like a porn star!

    https://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden

    That's HYSTERICAL!!!!! lol

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    Oh, God!!! That picture is whoreriffic!

    "Just learned how to do the splits... Figured I'd need to know how to do that trick sooner or later! Who knew my legs were so flexible?! ;-)"

    Are you kidding me? Yeah, sounds like you'll be turning a lot of tricks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrDeath View Post
    She does have the type of face you'd never tire of slapping doesn't she?
    Kinda like playing "whack a mole" here in the states.
    And I don't want to know what type of "din-din" she's attempting to cook or what "creamy morning mocha" she had. BLECH!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrDeath View Post
    I'm thinking Courtney or her Ma is behind those e mails. I think Doug really thinks she's with him for LUUUURRRVVVE! And a chance to audition/practice her porn star face
    We get that a lot here in Asia. Golf trip to Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand etc, and one of our dumb lads falls in lurve. Interestingly the degree of love coincides with the how wide the wallet opens and how much is splurged. Call me a cynic, but as soon as the money dries up, so does the lurve.

    He is a vehicle for her bank account. As soon as he stops delivering, so will she.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNotherOne View Post
    Check out her Twitter page. She even tweets like a porn star!

    https://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden


    Well now

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNotherOne View Post
    Check out her Twitter page. She even tweets like a porn star!

    https://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden


    Good lord. Little bit of porn and Bible scripture. Nothing like a well balanced tweet from a fame whore.
    Cindy

  25. #275
    Not Fade Away Guest
    I feel very confident that we're all being had.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Good lord. Little bit of porn and Bible scripture. Nothing like a well balanced tweet from a fame whore.
    She's certainly keeping it rill as she puts it.

    I'm wondering when the punchline is going to be delivered as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrDeath View Post

    I'm wondering when the punchline is going to be delivered as well
    I misread that as purchase but I realized it fits.

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    My dos dose a better Marilyn Monroe pout when she wants a treat!

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    I mean dog oops!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Fade Away View Post
    I feel very confident that we're all being had.

    I was thinking about this too. I kind of thinking that maybe Doug has been had too. The mom and dad seemed to be "too ok" with this whole mess. Especially the mom. Something really smells fishy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNotherOne View Post
    Check out her Twitter page. She even tweets like a porn star!

    https://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden
    Don't what that "creamy morning mocha beverage" was, but I was gettin' a stiffy
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  32. #282
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaRaRamona View Post
    I misread that as purchase but I realized it fits.
    I should re edit as punchline/purchase.....

  33. #283
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    Quote Originally Posted by okidoll View Post
    I just imagine him licking newspaper so he can wall himself up in a cocoon. Please, please wall yourself up in a cocoon.
    This made me giggle for some reason.

  34. #284
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    CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden



    Just in from strolling the sexiest clothing shops in Hollywood. Mmm... who doesn't love tantalizing wear? ;-x

    ..... What?

  35. #285
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    That Twitter page was painful to read. I think my IQ dropped as soon as I started reading. She sounds like a shallow idiot with no personality whatsoever. I hope Doug is keeping her mouth full because I really doubt that she is capable of having a normal conversation.

  36. #286
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    Quote Originally Posted by mammyofthree View Post
    That Twitter page was painful to read. I think my IQ dropped as soon as I started reading. She sounds like a shallow idiot with no personality whatsoever. I hope Doug is keeping her mouth full because I really doubt that she is capable of having a normal conversation.
    Oh dear. I did not want to think of Doug putting anything in her mouth. Oh my brain. Must. Erase.

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    Can we merge this thread with "celebrities you wish would go away"?
    Those are my principles.If you don't like them,I have others.

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  38. #288
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaRaRamona View Post
    I misread that as purchase but I realized it fits.
    Something tells me he may soon be in the throes of owner's remorse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mammyofthree View Post
    That Twitter page was painful to read. I think my IQ dropped as soon as I started reading. She sounds like a shallow idiot with no personality whatsoever. I hope Doug is keeping her mouth full because I really doubt that she is capable of having a normal conversation.


    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    Oh dear. I did not want to think of Doug putting anything in her mouth. Oh my brain. Must. Erase.


    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    Something tells me he may soon be in the throes of owner's remorse.
    hahaha We should start a poll. Actually, I doubt he'll ever get tired of her. Guys can put up with a lot when they are getting young sex. But her? I wonder how long she'll last.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mammyofthree View Post
    That Twitter page was painful to read. I think my IQ dropped as soon as I started reading. She sounds like a shallow idiot with no personality whatsoever. I hope Doug is keeping her mouth full because I really doubt that she is capable of having a normal conversation.

    Ok Mammy, you gave me my first laugh today!! I'm sure Doug is keeping her mouth full as much as he can.
    Cindy

  41. #291
    DrDeath Guest
    I'm with Chrissie, that is a HORRIBLE image. I've just eaten. Feel quite unwell....

  42. #292
    lynn wilson Guest
    This girl needs to be in school. Not hiking up and down in string bikini's and bunny ears making cookies...

  43. #293
    DrDeath Guest
    Just a HUNCH but I don't think she did well in high school.

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    MorbidChrissy Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by DrDeath View Post
    Just a HUNCH but I don't think she did well in high school.
    lol I'm thinking the only thing she did well was give H.S. teenagers boners.

  45. #295
    Djen Guest
    Did you see today's tweet?

    Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, & my pups licking me up & down... Mmm!


    All she needs is a pizza delivery boy or cable guy to knock on the door, and some bow-chicka-wow music, and she's good for her own little movie!

  46. #296
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djen View Post
    Did you see today's tweet?

    Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, & my pups licking me up & down... Mmm!


    All she needs is a pizza delivery boy or cable guy to knock on the door, and some bow-chicka-wow music, and she's good for her own little movie!
    haha Oh dear!

  47. #297
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djen View Post
    Did you see today's tweet?

    Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, & my pups licking me up & down... Mmm!


    All she needs is a pizza delivery boy or cable guy to knock on the door, and some bow-chicka-wow music, and she's good for her own little movie!
    What.The.Frack.

    I guess she needs some fun before her husband breaks out the homeschool lesson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djen View Post
    Did you see today's tweet?

    Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, & my pups licking me up & down... Mmm!


    All she needs is a pizza delivery boy or cable guy to knock on the door, and some bow-chicka-wow music, and she's good for her own little movie!
    She then opens the mail to find a treasure map while recieving a phone call from her sister who has been kidnapped in Cartagena. Adventure, hikinks and romance ensue!
    A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ichabodius View Post
    she then opens the mail to find a treasure map while recieving a phone call from her sister who has been kidnapped in cartagena. Adventure, hikinks and romance ensue!
    rotflmao!!!! Brilliant Ichabodius!
    Cindy

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    If this thread turns into "Courtney Stodden's tweet of the day" it will become a never-ending source of entertainment.

    I have to admit, I am rivited by this trainwreck. The most fascinating part is that he's old enough to know better, yet he seems to be the naive one. And as young as she is, she is a grifter, plain and simple. I am guiltily sitting back and watching it all unfold...it's not going to end well.

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