Sexual daylight desire? What is that? Is that like afternoon delight?Originally Posted by Buttercup
Here you go Neil:
"Ooh, had a provocative evening last night in Hollywood. Awoke to yet another morning of sexual daylight desire. Mmm, today is gonna be hot!"
She must be having an off day. She didn't end the tweet with a "winky-smile"
Renowned Death Hag
Honestly, I don't know what the hell she is talking about. It makes no sense to me.
Cindy
Courtney and her mom invented their own pretend pageant title; how cute! (barf)
http://www.northcoastnews.com/2009/0...-ocean-shores/
erm i can't tell which are actual tweets and which are spoof ones we do! we need to label the spoofs they're that good!
Renowned Death Hag
Why does this not surprise me. I really think her mom is behind everything her daughter does, including marrying Doug. IMHO, she is the ultimate stage mom.
Cindy
Renowned Death Hag
Even worse than Dina Lohan as well as those who prep up their two year old girls for beauty pageants? Oh my...
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Didn't know that was a thing...
Death Hag
Oh boy, she looks way older than 16 and in that anti-bully video she looks like a 40 year old ex porn star.
Guest
Miss Ocean Shores and one of her (presumably now ex) friends has posted a nice comment underneath about going shopping.....how moving!
p.s they've started a family! A sweet pink haired ratty looking one but a family nonetheless
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrityn...izarre-2011248
And Mommy spins the latest bit of wishful thinking
http://rumorfix.com/2011/08/exclusiv...en-movie-star/
You'd need a heart of stone not to laugh
Last edited by DrDeath; 08-26-2011 at 02:23 PM.
can she take a picture with her tongue in her mouth....every time her tongues hanging out like a puppy lol
I was pondering on why, seeing as her career (stop sniggering at the back) is based on being married to him, she hadn't changed her name to his. Then I made the mistake of clicking on her FB and she has on there. She's getting roundly abused on there though!
Guest
Renowned Death Hag
This chick's legs are like 7-11 . . . always open.
Renowned Death Hag
AHHHHH!
CourtneyStodden
While I lie beneath this sizzling-sun, the popsicle that I am sweetly sucking on begins to melt & drips irresistibly all over my moist body!
CourtneyStodden
Loosely wrapped inside of a white towel & fluffy stiletto-slippers while preparing my blond-luscious-locks for tonight. Feeling seductive...
CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden
I desperately need to be locked up inside of a cage tonight because I am feeling wet... wild... and passionately frisky! Meeeowww! XO's
CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden
Ooh, had a provocative evening last night in Hollywood. Awoke to yet another morning of sexual daylight desire. Mmm, today is gonna be hot!
Oh, a popsicle reference. How original. How about some bananas and sausages?
Who talks like that?
Renowned Death Hag
Mmmmmm...I DON'T!!!!
She sounds like she is reading from the script of a bad porno.Mmmmmm...I DON'T!!!!
Renowned Death Hag
She sounds like she is reading from the script of a bad porno.
She has the intellect of an amoeba.
That's an insult to adorable amoebae everywhere.
Renowned Death Hag
I sincerely hope they don't get the reality t.v. deal because I don't think I have the strength to not watch. It would be too funny. This chick is like a carnival ride.
Do you suppose he's noticed yet that she's not quite...right? She's like a badly scripted porn-bot that fell back through time.
If he still likes her when she wears down, I hope he figures out where to put more batteries in.
Oh, wait, she must be solar powered! That's why she's always in her sun-drenched kitchen or outside soaking up the rays. I hope popsicle juice doesn't short her out!
Renowned Death Hag
This is hysterical!!!!
Renowned Death Hag
Oh jeeze. She left out about all the flies she attracted on her moist, sticky body.
I may never eat a popsicle again.
Cindy
Senior Death Hag
It's hard to ride at night...on your bicycle with no lights to guide...just take a chance and ride. Olson and Louris
Oki does!
I know I don't
oooh that's it!
Superb comedy from our fave saucy stepford wife! The reality show had BETTER be shown over here, I haven't watched a reality show since My Fair Brady and Flavor Of Love got cancelled!
Renowned Death Hag
Those were definately ones to watch! Hours of our lives we'll never get back. lol
I think today is Courtney's birthday.
Renowned Death Hag
Mmmmm...may the dripping wax from her birthday cake candles seal her trout pout lips shut.
Renowned Death Hag
Look out Chucky Cheese!!!!
Indeed it is!
WARNING: Some may consider this site offensive.
http://dlisted.com/2011/08/29/happy-...urtney-stodden
She might go to Build-a-Bear to get another little friend. Oh wait, it wouldn't be "rill" enough. Never mind...
Just enjoyed a sensuous romp between the cool, silky sheets. As I ease my hot, satiated body out of the bed, I feel a sweet stickiness between my thighs. Mmmm, spooge. winky winky.
This shit reads like a cheap romance novel. I bet Fabio is available for a cover shoot. We can make him look just like her.
You get bonus points for using one of my top ten favorite words. *Points have no monetary or nutritional value*
Renowned Death Hag
It said she has "first degree porn face." Too funny!!!
I'm a huge fan of the dlisted site. He's funny as hell but often offends.It said she has "first degree porn face." Too funny!!!
There was one pic of her where she looked more like a 17 year old than any other pic I've seen of her. But holy cow, the girl looks at least late 20s to me. Wonder if this will be some kinda of scandal or something later on ---- she really is a 40 year old man maybe??? That wedding pic got me. She's has this incredibly curvy body and he's looking into her eyes like........."OMG look out 4 hour hard on, here I cum...."
Renowned Death Hag
She is obviously messed up in the head somehow, but the fact that her parents supported this instead of trying to get her hospitalized or something shocks me most of all. I asked my 18-year old son if she looked 16 and he said that she looked way older, but he'd still do her. Boys!I'm a huge fan of the dlisted site. He's funny as hell but often offends.
There was one pic of her where she looked more like a 17 year old than any other pic I've seen of her. But holy cow, the girl looks at least late 20s to me. Wonder if this will be some kinda of scandal or something later on ---- she really is a 40 year old man maybe??? That wedding pic got me. She's has this incredibly curvy body and he's looking into her eyes like........."OMG look out 4 hour hard on, here I cum...."
She is obviously messed up in the head somehow, but the fact that her parents supported this instead of trying to get her hospitalized or something shocks me most of all. I asked my 18-year old son if she looked 16 and he said that she looked way older, but he'd still do her. Boys!
LOLOLOL.....dang kids. Thats why I have cats!
Last edited by slingshot; 08-29-2011 at 12:54 PM.
I found this excerpt from slingshot's article particularly amusing:
"When you're a 17-year-old girl who writes shit that is straight out of Gay Al's script for an episode of The Red Shoe Diaries, you should hug your pimp mother for doing something right. Happy Birthday, Courtney. May we all look like we're having a permanent hot flash when we turn 17 for the 30th time!"
Hahahaha...love it.
I found this excerpt from slingshot's article particularly amusing:
"When you're a 17-year-old girl who writes shit that is straight out of Gay Al's script for an episode of The Red Shoe Diaries, you should hug your pimp mother for doing something right. Happy Birthday, Courtney. May we all look like we're having a permanent hot flash when we turn 17 for the 30th time!"
Hahahaha...love it.
lol.....you're welcome......lol
Renowned Death Hag
So last week, I was being lazy and spit my gum out in the toilet while I was still sitting on it. Okay, I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I have to for the story to make sense.
So later on, when I 'm getting undressed for bed, I realized that the gum had gotten stuck between my fatty thighs. The gum had stuck between my things, stuck my underwear to my crotch, and was all over the underside of my pants.
I'm trying to find a way to Courtney this, but I keep drawing a blank.
I don't know that it relates to Courtney but that story sure brightened my day.
Happy Birthday Court! I EL OH VEE EE the pic Dlisted used for her bday card. Whoohoo
Wow i totally htought "cats" was "kids" and "have" was "did" hmmLOLOLOL.....dang kids. Thats why I have cats!
I'm pretty sure you just explained how she comes up with her twittermadness. tell the truth. You write them, huh?
I actually had to check to see if that was real or not?
LMAO, Okidoll, I love you for admitting that! When the hubby or I get done stinking up the bathroom at home, we strike a match to keep from choking out the next in line. I was sitting there one day and he pecks on the door and asks if I am about done because he needed to go. I struck my match and waved it around and was going to drop it in the bowl while I was still seated. I missed and it fell on my bare thigh and made a big blister pop up. Sorry if that is TMI, but your story reminded me of that.
Renowned Death Hag
Just reading those tweets, I think she is leaving out one important sentence:
"Dear Penthouse Letters,"
and I don't think she is a day under 30.....or she might be 17 in dog years.....
"Go to Heaven for the climate - Hell for the company" - Mark Twain
She obviously thinks she is the sexiest woman on the planet. I wonder if she knows how much people make fun of her? My son is 17 and he doesn't think she looks 17 either.
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