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    2011 Year in Death DEATH HAG Calendar now available

    Hero Worship - They Deserve it. I preserve it.

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    dearjayne Guest
    Order soon! We sold out very quickly last year!

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    desertangel Guest
    Done! Merry early Christmas to me, LOL!

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    Yay!
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    YAY! I ordered mine, too!

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    I just had to share

    Me: I need $25 to order a calender.

    Hubbs: $45?

    Me: No, $25

    Hubbs: What kind of calender is it?

    Me: Dearly Departed

    Hubbs: A what?

    Me: Dearley Departed. It shows you who died on what days for the entire year.

    Hubbs: Little morbid aint it?

    Me: For you maybe but not me!

    Some people just don't get it. But he did say I could get one!

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    atta girl. : )
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    i just ordered mine im excited!!

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    Scott met me before my tour the other day (he doesn't do that very often) and said "I have a present for you". I am honored that he used my Farrah pictures in this. All of you will love it!!!!!!
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    Got mine ordered! Can't wait for it to come!

    And Mandee.....I just went ahead and ordered. By the time hubs flaps around about it, it will be here. Knowing him, he'll start reading it and saying "I didn't know he/she died that way!" He's a closet hag. He calls or texts when someone famous dies and says "Haha! I knew about it before you! Heehee!"

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    Calendar fun!

    So my neighbor was over and saw the FAD calendar sitting on my desk. He picks it up, leafs through it and says, 'Creepy!' I replied, 'Really? Ok, lemme ask you something...', and went into the kitchen to replace our current calendar with next year's calendar. Then I said. Ok, which is creepier, this?:

    October 2011 in the FAD calendar



    Or this?:

    October 2010 in our current calendar aka The devil's waiter has some Spanish rice for you


    "Oh this years, definitely. Man, that's creepy!"

    I rest my case, Your Honor.
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    HAHAHA! Love this!
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    Nicki Guest
    Didn't get to purchase last years. Hell if I'm going to miss this years. Just ordered....can't wait to receive it. This is most definitely a Nickilicious Calendar!

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    Reecy Guest
    I am waiting for my check to come so I can order my calender. I can't wait.

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    I ordered mine too. It will get a nice place in the bathroom. This should keep everyone entertained
    Some people just need a high five.... in the face.... with a chair...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Michaels View Post
    HAHAHA! Love this!
    Glad you do.

    My husband calls our current calendar 'the Ouija board of calendars'. He won't go near it, lol. Yours, he likes though...'I didn't know that!' 'Ohhh, I remember him! Wow!' Stuff like that.

    It was also fun watching my neighbor compare yours with the creepy one, month by month, and come to the conclusion that yours is definitely the fun one.
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    desertangel Guest
    Is that a new FAD calendar up there?! Did that order thing say how long they take to arrive? Anyone know how long they take? Dang, now I'm getting impatient...

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    MarkMasek Guest
    The 2011 "Year in Death" calendars, with all new names, are available to order at http://www.cemeteryguide.com/calendar-2011.html.

    It will be about a week from the time you place your order until your postal carrier delivers it to your very own home. (International deliveries might take a little longer.) We sold out pretty quickly last year, so don't wait too long.

    Thanks.

    Mark
    http://www.cemeteryguide.com

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    What about us Londoners??
    i want one too y'know

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    No worries Harry's Cat!

    We ship to London.

    Please order here:
    http://www.cemeteryguide.com/calendar-2011.html.

    Please and thank you.

    Jayne
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    Fanx Jayne

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    Got mine today!!!! It's amazing how many cleset death hags come out when they see it!!! Didn't know I worked with so many. Going to make lunch more interesting from now on.

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    CORONERGAL Guest
    I got mine yesterday. Took it into work and showed my buddies. I agree with Lilepad. By the time we got to December her desk was surrounded by people who didn't know they were hags at heart! I love it!!

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    desertangel Guest
    Same here ya'll! I set mine out on the desk and people stopped by to flip through the pages. LOVE Lincoln's chair... that's awesome!

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    Thumbs up

    Scott!!!

    I ordered it! I knew that I wouldn't miss next years calender......

    I'm sending you a BIG Cyber ((((KISS)))) Mwah.............

    Thank you.

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    Talking

    i got mine saturday its freakin awesome!!!!!

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    I'm going to hang mine exactly next to the wall where I sit and talk to you all.

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    you folks are giving me a benign lump in my throat.
    Hero Worship - They Deserve it. I preserve it.

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    Reecy Guest
    I just received my calender and I must say I'm impressed. There's even a month in it that I had no idea the story behind what happened. So I will be reading up on it.

    For those of you who haven't ordered it yet I highly recommend it.

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    I'm happy to hear it, Reecy! Thanks for your support
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    Reecy Guest
    Thanks Scott... and I must mention that I showed the Calender to my stuffy significant other and he LOVED it.

    He is so super stuffy that he always would remark about my love of this site. "Oh how can you go to that site?" Oh you love gore... etc. etc. etc.

    Well........... while nosying through the calender he started asking me questions like who's this? or what's this about? and I was a wealth of information. LOL........

    I already hung it up next to the computer so he will see it for the whole year and beyond.

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    Kugmu Guest
    Just ordered one for me!
    Probably be the best Christmas present of 'em all!

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    Thanks Joel, for your continued support!

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    Kugmu Guest
    Scott -
    With the holidays and new year approaching, I happily support one of my favorite sites and the vicious spawn of the Devil that started it all!

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    Kugmu Guest
    WooHoo!
    Ordered on Monday then received on Wednesday!
    Can't wait for the new year to begin...really, 'cause this one sucked.
    The best part is the new FAD Calendar!

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    Scott~ Have you autographed each calendar?

    How about a bloody thumbprint?

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    Video preview of the calendar

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvRJp6D4SDQ

    Thanks to Death Hag Lisa Burks!

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    dearjayne Guest
    Time to give some real thought to ordering
    The official "2011 -- The Year in Death" Calendar

    This is a limited edition and they are starting to sell out.
    Order today! Order now!
    This is a one of a kind gift that is sure to be a big hit in any home or office.
    Autographed copies upon request while supplies last!

    ...Don't miss out.

    http://cemeteryguide.com/calendar-2011.html

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    jaylene Guest
    My daughter just ordered me one a few days ago. I can't wait
    to get it for Christmas!! Such a good daughter.
    Sure would be nice if it was autographed.
    Last edited by jaylene; 12-07-2010 at 02:31 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaylene View Post
    My daughter just ordered me one a few days ago. I can't wait
    to get it for Christmas!! Such a good daughter.
    Sure would be nice if it was autographed.
    But of course

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    jaylene Guest
    Thanks bunches Scott.

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    dearjayne Guest
    Have you ordered your autographed official "2011 -- The Year in Death" Calendar yet?

    http://cemeteryguide.com/calendar-2011.html

    I'm mailing calendars out the day the orders come in, so there is still time to get it by Christmas.

    Since we still have 11 days before January 1, 2011, please feel free to order after the holiday. We'll keep selling them until we run out.

    All new orders will receive a Death Hag bumper sticker!

    Thank you,
    Jayne

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    Bumparama
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    jaylene Guest
    Got mine and I love it!! It's not autographed but thats ok. I think its
    the best thing I ever got for Christmas.

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    DeadRinger Guest
    I just ordered one! How long will it take to get to Australia?

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    Paige B Guest

    Death Hag Calendar JOKE of the DAY!!

    On today's date, December 29th, 1975 Euell Gibbons died.
    I would like to take this opportunity to tell my one and only Euell Gibbons joke! (for those of you old enough to remember him!!)

    Q: Why did Euell Gibbons wear purple underwear?
    A: Because he had Grape Nuts!

    Thank you! thankyouverymuch

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadRinger View Post
    I just ordered one! How long will it take to get to Australia?
    All of the calendars are mailed out within a day or two of getting the order. When the orders through PayPal are made by eCheck, however, we have to wait until the eCheck clears, which usually takes a few more days.

    Currently, all the calendar orders we've received have been mailed out, with the exception of two eChecks we're waiting on.

    Thanks for your orders!

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    dearjayne Guest
    We only have 21 calendars left. They are autographed, and I will include an autographed Death Hag bumper sticker!

    I will mail your calendar within two business days.

    Order now!

    http://www.cemeteryguide.com/calendar-2011.html

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    Mine is not autographed this year either but I love it anyway!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Same, not autographed. LOVE MY CALENDAR! Enjoy writing my appointments on it and checking out all the information each day gives in its slot. Absolutely just what a Death Hag needs! Scott, you have to autograph next years for me!

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