A three-word story

[ichabodius]

and greedy hands

[RaRaRamona]

dripping with vile

[ichabodius]

petroleum based lubricants

[SomeChick]

on their pockets

[RaRaRamona]

and their nails

[SomeChick]

from their eyebrows

[ichabodius]

sporting impressive length

[RaRaRamona]

from their lashes.

[SomeChick]

of Ramen noodles

[ichabodius]

Medusa cast a

[RaRaRamona]

flirty glance toward

[ichabodius]

Dana Platos mom

[RaRaRamona]

who looked away

[ichabodius]

into Danas vacant

[RaRaRamona]

crazy dead eyes

[ichabodius]

and froze in

[RaRaRamona]

the middle of

[ichabodius]

a personal pizza.

[RaRaRamona]

Twinkies never die

[Nelliebean]

they just become

[SomeChick]

bionic endomorphs of

[duchessmary]

yellow rocks and

[RaRaRamona]

ze stinky cheese

[duchessmary]

everyone sat down

[cachluv]

had Ritz crackers

[PurrPurr]

and stinky cheese

[KELT]

forgetting to tip

[SomeChick]

dining and dashing

[KELT]

while music played

[SomeChick]

from charm bracelets

[Inked_Daddy]

that weren't charming

[RaRaRamona]

yet still alluring

[SomeChick]

until Kenneth Pinyan

[duchessmary]

waiters threw rocks

[ichabodius]

at spiny scrotums

[SomeChick]

because they jangled

[duchessmary]

waiters want tips!

[Inked_Daddy]

Meanwhile the neighborhood

[ichabodius]

watch association issued

[PurrPurr]

an urgent warning

[Inked_Daddy]

stating that Ichabodius

[RaRaRamona]

is a llllllllllleeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssbbbiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaannnnnnnnn

[ichabodius]

and proud of

[RaRaRamona]

his driving record

[Inked_Daddy]

despite all the

[ichabodius]

seafood sauce spills

[RaRaRamona]

and gay slurs

[Dying Breath]

his sleestack minions

[Tebssis]

rallied for the

[Inked_Daddy]

sake of angry