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    Okay.......why in the world does ABC want to commit suicide on such a grand scale.

    Monica Lewinsky is going to co-host the View????
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ccess-was.html

    So much for Hillary appearing on the View and trading recipes for cookies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcafgr View Post
    Okay.......why in the world does ABC want to commit suicide on such a grand scale.

    Monica Lewinsky is going to co-host the View????
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ccess-was.html

    So much for Hillary appearing on the View and trading recipes for cookies.

    Wow. That is shocking. I can't imagine her on the show.

  3. #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcafgr View Post
    Okay.......why in the world does ABC want to commit suicide on such a grand scale.

    Monica Lewinsky is going to co-host the View????
    Let the punchlines begin.

  4. #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bidmor View Post
    Let the punchlines begin.
    She'll probably blow it.

    At least Hillary is one Clinton who has learned to wipe something clean, even if it is only her email account.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    She'll probably blow it.

    At least Hillary is one Clinton who has learned to wipe something clean, even if it is only her email account.
    There's no way I can lick those jokes...... maybe Monica can?

  6. #56
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    This gig will bite

  7. #57
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    Are you sure it's The View and not a parody porn named The Screw? The Spew?

  8. #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by navallint View Post
    This gig will bite
    Sorry, I just can't swallow that - I simply don't have the stomach for it.

    Are we sure that this isn't just an April Fool's joke?

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    This is the one day you have to be careful about what you read on the interwebz. Besides the other 364 and 1/4 days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    Sorry, I just can't swallow that - I simply don't have the stomach for it.

    Are we sure that this isn't just an April Fool's joke?
    Or maybe an April Fool's Choke?

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    Word has it that she'll be welcomed to the set with a package of organic wieners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bidmor View Post
    Word has it that she'll be welcomed to the set with a package of organic wieners.
    Kosher organic wieners.

    When the credits roll by at the end, watch for the bit that says "Ms. Lewinsky's dry cleaning by . . ."

    I wonder if she would get her own intern.

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    Linda Tripp is her dry cleaner.

  14. #64
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    We're all just a pack of cyber-bullies, aren't we?

    Still I think she has it coming . . . and or she had it coming, at least once.
    Let he who has never gotten cum on his blue dress cast the first stone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    We're all just a pack of cyber-bullies, aren't we?

    Still I think she has it coming . . . and or she had it coming, at least once.
    Let he who has never gotten cum on his blue dress cast the first stone.
    Hmm she kinda has this coming.. I doubt if she will ever get rid of her image of a presidential cocksucker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    Kosher organic wieners.
    Well it sure wasn't kosher in the Oval Office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    We're all just a pack of cyber-bullies, aren't we?

    Still I think she has it coming . . . and or she had it coming, at least once.
    Let he who has never gotten cum on his blue dress cast the first stone.
    Casts his stone. Blue is not my color.
    To my Father. Even though you have crossed the plane, you will always be with me.
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    Someone should send her a box of Presidential Cigars on a job well done

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDude View Post
    Someone should send her a box of Presidential Cigars on a job well done
    Freud would be worried she'd choke to death on them. Especially if she got one of those fat Cuban ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StewartGilliganGriffin View Post
    Freud would be worried she'd choke to death on them. Especially if she got one of those fat Cuban ones.
    Hey even Freud knew that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar - or was that Jung? Or in her case maybe it was Jung and Restless.

    (BTW, the last Habano I smoked was while touring a US airbase with a general some 15 years ago. LOL)

    So I guess it's just a rumour that she is slated to star in a Hollywood remake of that seminal 1960s flick Blow Up?

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    I can just see Monica, out of natural reflex, try to deep throat a Cuban stogie.

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    She must have been doing something right Bill was going back for seconds.

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    I for one would like to see her successful--if it's on The View, then so be it. She's been the butt of jokes for YEARS. I really don't think Bill Clinton is ridiculed for this fiasco every single time his name is mentioned. Doesn't seem fair to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maryd View Post
    I for one would like to see her successful--if it's on The View, then so be it. She's been the butt of jokes for YEARS. I really don't think Bill Clinton is ridiculed for this fiasco every single time his name is mentioned. Doesn't seem fair to me.
    That's because he was the President Of The United States and he's made the world a better place. Not only for his work in that office but his Global Initiative. She is a chunky chick that sucked a married man's cock and dribbled cum on her dress.

    And I'd argue that Bill has been the butt of as many, if not more, jokes than Monica. I mean there have been movies about it, an entire episode of Family Guy.
    Last edited by StewartGilliganGriffin; 04-06-2015 at 09:04 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StewartGilliganGriffin View Post
    That's because he was the President Of The United States and he's made the world a better place. Not only for his work in that office but his Global Initiative. She is a chunky chick that sucked a married man's cock and dribbled cum on her dress.

    And I'd argue that Bill has been the butt of as many, if not more, jokes than Monica. I mean there have been movies about it, an entire episode of Family Guy.
    LOL My first band in Germany was called "Slick Willy", and all the Germans knew precisely who was meant. They even made up their own jokes to go with the ready made punchline.

    I always wished we could cancel a gig the day before just so we might get a headline like "Slick Willy Pulls Out at Last Minute".

    And yeah, I don't think it's so much a double standard as down to the fact that he accomplished much more as president than getting blow jobs in the Oral Office.
    Last edited by Rosebud666; 04-06-2015 at 09:58 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    LOL My first band in Germany was called "Slick Willy", and all the Germans knew precisely who was meant. They even made up their own jokes to go with the ready made punchline.

    I always wished we could cancel a gig the day before just so we might get a headline like "Slick Willy Pulls Out at Last Minute".

    And yeah, I don't think it's so much a double standard as down to the fact that he accomplished much more as president than getting blow jobs in the Oral Office.
    haha When an entire country that doesn't speak the language, for the most part, gets lingo like that then it's pretty popular. At the end of a show you could have had the entire band throw paper wads at the crowd so people could have said, "Slick Willy blew their wad at the end of the show".

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    My whole outlook on the Monica Lewinski thing changed after I heard Chris Rock do his schtick on it. "Bill Clinton lied about a blowjob so his wife wouldn't find out about it". He goes on to point out that the most ardent opposition to his actions came from old, fat republicans for whom no one is trying to blow. He sums it up with "a man is only as faithful as his options". Fucking brilliant.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKi1ePbpi4c

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulination View Post
    My whole outlook on the Monica Lewinski thing changed after I heard Chris Rock do his schtick on it. "Bill Clinton lied about a blowjob so his wife wouldn't find out about it". He goes on to point out that the most ardent opposition to his actions came from old, fat republicans for whom no one is trying to blow. He sums it up with "a man is only as faithful as his options". Fucking brilliant.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKi1ePbpi4c
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulination View Post
    My whole outlook on the Monica Lewinski thing changed after I heard Chris Rock do his schtick on it. "Bill Clinton lied about a blowjob so his wife wouldn't find out about it". He goes on to point out that the most ardent opposition to his actions came from old, fat republicans for whom no one is trying to blow. He sums it up with "a man is only as faithful as his options". Fucking brilliant.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKi1ePbpi4c
    Clever, but an old or fat guy can always buy attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxster View Post
    Clever, but an old or fat guy can always buy attention.
    Yeah, but it's not the same if you have to pay for it . . . or so I am told.

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    Tell that to Hugh Hefner.

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