As much as I shouldn't be enjoying this drama, I can't stand Petunia Pig Jackson (Oh, come on, you know she looks like her), so I'm getting a huge kick out of it. It's such a grab a tub of popcorn and watch the remnants of her career die a slow painful death moment. I've always thought Michael's hardcore fans were a bit cray cray, but boy is it fun to watch them go crazy about the supposed slap, the text message, etc. Couldn't happen to a more deserving person. I'm sure the tabloids are loving it just as much.