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  1. #51
    Curl_up_N_dye Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by eelpie View Post
    The Lady's Brunch Burger


    Ingredients:
    • 1 1/2 lb ground beef
    • 3 tablespoon freshly chopped parsley leaves
    • 2 tablespoon grated onion
    • Paula Deen's House Seasoning
    • 2 tablespoon butter
    • 3 eggs
    • 6 slices bacon, cooked
    • 3 hamburger buns
    • 3 english muffins
    • 6 glazed donuts

    Directions: Mix the ground beef, chopped parsley and grated onion together in a large mixing bowl. Season liberally, with House Seasoning. Form 3 hamburger patties.

    Heat a large cast iron skillet over medium-high heat and spray with non-stick cooking spray. Add the burgers and cook until desired temperature, 4 to 5 minutes per side for medium-rare.

    Fry bacon in a hot pan until crisp. Remove and drain on paper towels. Set aside.

    While burgers are cooking, heat a non-stick pan, over medium heat. Add 2 tablespoons butter. Crack 3 eggs into the pan. Cook until the yolks are just set and still slightly runny and remove.

    Place burger patties on English muffins or buns, and if desired, on glazed donuts, as the buns. Top each burger with 2 pieces of bacon and a fried egg.

    Seriously, wtf? Burgers, butter, bacon and eggs all on glazed doughnuts??????????
    The LADY'S Brunch Burger? Which ladies are a eatin' that burger? Must be these ladies:

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  2. #52
    hoxharding Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by rickenbacker View Post
    Gawd. I'm really hungry now. Maybe it's a gift, but I eat a lot of fried greasy stuff...and my cholesterol is damn near perfect.

    I also have Marlon Brando's voice in my head...from Last Tango In Paris..."Get me the butter!".

    Make the bad mental image go away! Nooooo not the scene with Brando-noooo!

  3. #53
    Jack'sGirl Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by In a Sea of Sorrow View Post
    Margarine is one molecule away from plastic. If you burn margarine...it can become carcinogen. This is what my chef said at my fav restaurant. Butter is natural. Butter is better. But probably not in the quantity that Paula cooks with, y'all.
    That's it! That's what I heard. Thank you for posting that!

    ETA: Sorry, but I hate the thought of the fake stuff: margarine, aspertame, etc. Give me real butter and sugar, thank you!

  4. #54
    Nelliebean Guest
    I think all that "Ya'll" shit is an act. What do "Ya'll" think? [/quote]

    Me thinks ya'll is right!

    I used to enjoy her early shows but she's really gotten to be a bit too corny.

  5. #55
    Nelliebean Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Auntie Vi View Post
    One of these Casinos here has a Paula Dean resturant, my cousin who works there met her, and says she has a potty mouth.
    I bet Paula can tell a mean nasty joke. Too bad we can't be flies on a wall.

  6. #56
    trose Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Curl_up_N_dye View Post
    The LADY'S Brunch Burger? Which ladies are a eatin' that burger?
    The Lady is short for "The Lady and Sons," which is Paula's restaurant in Savannah.

  7. #57
    atlantis Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by carebearsluv View Post
    Make that 3.
    Make that 4! While her voice and accent get on my nerves from time to time, I do love her and her cooking. I read her autobiography and I howled with laughter the whole time. Yes, she does have a potty mouth but so do I!

    I have lived in the deep south my whole life and there are heavy, thick accents like hers everywhere (ev-ry way-uh). But like I said, her voice gets on my last nerve sometimes. She might lay the good ole girl thang on quite thick at times, especially if she's dealing with a day-um yank-eh

  8. #58
    trose Guest
    Paula reminds me a lot of the old timey southern ladies I've known in Florida and Georgia - and still know now. What you see is what you get, and if you don't like it, that's okay.

    Yes, the y'all's do get a bit tedious, but she sounds like most of the people I run into at the grocery store around here.

  9. #59
    atlantis Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by eelpie View Post
    paula's butter cake recipe:
    butter, for greasing pan
    2 cups butter
    1 1/2 cups butter oil
    1/4 cup butter juice
    3 cups all-purpose butter
    1 teaspoon baking butter
    3 cups peeled and finely chopped butter
    1 cup shredded butter
    1 pinch of butter, for taste

    preheat the oven to 325 degrees f. Generously grease a tube pan.
    for the cake: In a large bowl, combine the butter, butter oil, butter juice, and baking butter; and mix well. Fold butter, butter, and butter into batter. Pour the batter into the prepared pan and bathe in it until you go into cardiac arrest.
    haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

  10. #60
    Sam Guest
    Has Paula Dean ever been on the Martha Stewart show?

  11. #61
    atlantis Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    Has Paula Dean ever been on the Martha Stewart show?
    Why do I think that combo wouldn't work??? I'm not even sure Martha has a sense of humor. Maybe that's why I think it wouldn't work.

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    The Y'all is definitely an act

    Drives me nuts

    All of my family is from the south, and none of us say Y'all like that

    But I do enjoy her recipes

  13. #63
    Sam Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by atlantis View Post
    Why do I think that combo wouldn't work??? I'm not even sure Martha has a sense of humor. Maybe that's why I think it wouldn't work.
    I can just picture that!
    It would be like putting two cats in a sack!

  14. #64
    jeca Guest
    She sort of annoys me, so I take her in very small doses. lol If I watch her show, I can't watch again for about a month. She's had some good looking recipes, mainly for desserts. She made a blueberry lime tiramisu once that looked pretty good!

  15. #65
    scott69 Guest

    Angry

    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    OMG!!!
    She's been on the "Today" show all morning every other word out of her mouth is "Ya'll".

    I've lived in the South most of my life and I've never heard anyone sound as HICK as she does.

    I think all that "Ya'll" shit is an act. What do "Ya'll" think?
    Paula's a fat fake cunt who needs to lose about 150 lbs. I detest her.

  16. #66
    Meli Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by scott69 View Post
    Paula's a fat fake cunt who needs to lose about 150 lbs. I detest her.

    What exactly about her is fake? You realize if she lost 150lbs she'd way like 50lbs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meli View Post
    What exactly about her is fake? You realize if she lost 150lbs she'd way like 50lbs
    hehe

  18. #68
    NOVSTORM Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by carebearsluv View Post
    Make that 3.
    Nope am a Southern gal too and I kind of like her and I have a very big potty mouth and maybe she is puttn on the drawl a little thick and maybe not lol Depends how deep in Ok she was raised?

  19. #69
    scott69 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Meli View Post
    What exactly about her is fake? You realize if she lost 150lbs she'd way like 50lbs
    Her voice is fake, she's such a put on....
    Last edited by scott69; 06-10-2009 at 04:19 PM.

  20. #70
    Cadence71 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by eelpie View Post
    paula deen, the butter queen:

    Paula deen is on a mission to kill americans and herself with butter overload. Take a look at this segment:


    lmao....love it!!!!!

  21. #71
    Curl_up_N_dye Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by trose View Post
    The Lady is short for "The Lady and Sons," which is Paula's restaurant in Savannah.
    *snort*

    Oh .....

  22. #72
    Curl_up_N_dye Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by scott69 View Post
    Paula's a fat fake cunt who needs to lose about 150 lbs. I detest her.

    But how do you really feel?????

  23. #73
    Ms. K Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack'sGirl View Post
    I dunno, I guess I'm in the minority, I think she's adorable, and fun.

    Maybe because she reminds me of a friend of mine who passed on?

    Anyhow, I like watching her party show. She cracks me up with her off the wall comments. She's a dirty old lady most of the time, and I love it.

    Besides that, she does have some great recipes. And she cooks for real people, with real ingredients, not all that low cal crap.
    I'm with you. I want Miss Paula to adopt me as a niece or something. Seriously. She's worked hard to get to where she is, she didn't have it handed to her on a silver platter.

    And I love that she's a dirty old lady! I know she has a potty mouth, I've read her book, and I love her even more....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    LOL!
    That old gal has worn flour sack drawers so long I'll bet her Kitty Kat tastes like dumplins!

    I find this hilarious, and yet..... I want to see if it is true.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vlad View Post
    as annoying as people who lick their fingers before turning over the page of a book - REALLY irritating, ewwww!!
    Oh man, that annoys me to no end! It always seems to be older people who do that. What, was paper more slippery back in the day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNotherOne View Post
    Oh man, that annoys me to no end! It always seems to be older people who do that. What, was paper more slippery back in the day?
    I dunno, good question. My grandmother always did it.

  27. #77
    Dixie Girl Guest
    Damn it I want to find the recipe to that fried macaroni and cheese bacon bites! We know how to deep fry anything, apparently! Of course I say that after just trying, of all things, a deep friend Milky Way candy bar *giggles*

  28. #78
    Dixie Girl Guest
    Ooh, I just found it--can;t wait to try that one for my honey. Unhealthy, yes..but he is Southern and pretty much prefers everything deep fried when possible.

  29. #79
    carebearsluv Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. K View Post
    I'm with you. I want Miss Paula to adopt me as a niece or something. Seriously. She's worked hard to get to where she is, she didn't have it handed to her on a silver platter.

    And I love that she's a dirty old lady! I know she has a potty mouth, I've read her book, and I love her even more....

  30. #80
    bluebird14 Guest
    LMAO! Guys I LOVE Paula Dean! She's adorable!

    And the fact that her husband's name is bubba...classic.

    but her recipies kick butt.

  31. #81
    Sam Guest
    When I first saw her I thought she was kind of cute, but it seems every time I see her she uses more "Y'alls".
    I've known people from OK, TX, NC, SC, GA, LA, and MS, and I've never heard anyone who speaks the way she does except maybe Reba McIntyre and I think she's as fake and phony as Paula Dean, y'all.

  32. #82
    Meli Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    When I first saw her I thought she was kind of cute, but it seems every time I see her she uses more "Y'alls".
    I've known people from OK, TX, NC, SC, GA, LA, and MS, and I've never heard anyone who speaks the way she does except maybe Reba McIntyre and I think she's as fake and phony as Paula Dean, y'all.

    *gasp* Reba rocks!!

  33. #83
    Meli Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by scott69 View Post
    Her voice is fake, she's such a put on.... and as for losing 150lbs she's weight about 125 lbs. and not only 50lbs


    No way does she weigh close to 300lbs, and even if she did, it's not YOUR place to tell her she needs to lose weight!

  34. #84
    Long Gone Day Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Curl_up_N_dye View Post
    The LADY'S Brunch Burger? Which ladies are a eatin' that burger? Must be these ladies:

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    She was on the cover of some magazine, more like a health food magazine even, and inside were her recipes for a scrumptious Christmas Eve dinner. I don't usually do this without testing recipes first, but she was being hyped on TV so much (this was several years ago when she first came out) and I made the entire thing. Red snapper, shrimp, artichokes, oh! the ingredients I spent money on! And it came out like crap. I am a good cook and followed the recipes and we were all laughing about it, after. Everyone mentions, "Remember the Christmas Paula Dean dinner?" Just like when Martha first came out - her recipes sucked. At least the ones I tried.

  35. #85
    Sam Guest
    Paula Dean needs to get naked and roll herself in butter, sugar and flour, then do a high dive into a deep fryer and serve herself with sour cream.

  36. #86
    sunshine2828 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by trose View Post
    The Lady is short for "The Lady and Sons," which is Paula's restaurant in Savannah.
    We had friends that just went to the restaurant...they said it definitely WASN'T worth the wait...much better food elsewhere in Savannah. I know we skipped her place while we were there.

  37. #87
    Sam Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Curtis Radiohead View Post
    I know Paula personally and he stole 2 recipes from me. End of story.
    I can believe that, tell us though, is she for real?

  38. #88
    Guest Guest
    My mom and Dad go to her Uncle Bubba's place in Savannah every year (We are from PA), they love it!

  39. #89
    Guest Guest
    Here's Paula in her Halloween costume:





    Yep. Paula Deen is dressed as butter.

  40. #90
    Shamrocker99 Guest
    I love her!! I love her bawdy mouth and I wouldn't care if she skipped the cooking altogether and we just ate sticks of butter (i love butter by the way)! My dream is to live next door and for her to be constantly yelling over the fence..."come on over and have dinner, lunch, breakfast...etc"! My daughter feels the same way! As for the y'all....If that was part of the "persona" she put together to start her business and raise her son's by herself...god bless her y'all! You do what you have to do in life and I think she is great!

  41. #91
    Curl_up_N_dye Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by eelpie View Post
    Here's Paula in her Halloween costume:





    Yep. Paula Deen is dressed as butter.
    Ok....she can totally poke fun at herself! She gets points from me for that

  42. #92
    Jack'sGirl Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Curl_up_N_dye View Post
    Ok....she can totally poke fun at herself! She gets points from me for that
    I agree. Anyone that can poke fun and laugh at themselves is okay in my book.

    Long Gone Day, your story was funny! Know who has recipes that are almost always great? Alton Brown. His are incredible. I found only one that I had to tweak for us, but on a whole, I have several of his recipes in my cook book that get regular rotation. The guy is amazing.

    Paula's potty mouth doesn't faze me, I have one myself.

  43. #93
    Sam Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by eelpie View Post
    Here's Paula in her Halloween costume:





    Yep. Paula Deen is dressed as butter.
    That was a costume? I thought she just made a dress out of a butter wrapper to go with her flour sack drawers!

  44. #94
    Cemetry Gates Guest
    Did you see the one where she went to a party and stuck her tongue into the chocolate fondue fountain? Egads!!

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    Every once in a while I like to watch her for the train wreck fascination appeal, if y'all know what I mean! I think she'd be a hoot to hang out with, I just don't think I want her cooking for me. I tried to make a few of her recipes and they turned out like crap for me, too, Lone Gone Day! I'm a culinary student, too. I can see in hindsight (now that I've taken my many baking labs with 20-plus hours of lab reports and home work per week) that something was seriously off with the formulas. Either she makes it all up on the spot or whoever transribes her recipes for the Food Network is seriously effed up.

    I can see her director really telling her to lay on the accent and "y'all"s for the camera, though. And I bet they give her a bunch of Texas State Fair recipes and tell her to add another pound of butter and deep fry it twice! All for the audience.

    I'd still rather watch her than Racheal Ray, who might as well have a caption flashing at the bottom of the screen whenever shes on: "I'm cute! I'm so cuuuuute! You adore me, don't you?" *shudder*

  46. #96
    Cemetry Gates Guest
    I also loathe how she doesn't remove all her rings when she makes meatloaf and stuff, and gets all the meat in her rings. BLECH!

  47. #97
    hoxharding Guest
    My main problem with her(and the only problem) is repeating 'Y'all' over and over.

  48. #98
    John Connor Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by eelpie View Post
    Paula Deen's Fried Mac and Cheese Bacon Bites - AKA Paula Deen is a food terrorist!!!!



    Mac and cheese wrapped in bacon, breaded, and then deep-fried makes perfect sense if you first stop and ask yourself, "What would Paula Deen do?" And she has done it.

    I have no idea who she is ya'll but shit that sounds good.

  49. #99
    cachluv Guest
    I won't even let Hubs eat chips out of the bag. You are supposed to pour some into a bowl or onto a napkin or paper plate. NOT lick your fingers and put them back into the bag over and over. That is disgusting.

    I haven't ever watched her too much so I haven't noticed the cleanliness issues but that is truly disgusting when people's saliva ends up in the food they're making or all over the place in general.

  50. #100
    Sam Guest
    It even bugs me on "Will & Grace" when Will tastes whatever it is he's cooking and sticks the spoon back in the pot, and he's CUTE!

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