Maybe she can now properly wash her ass and nether regions........ya just gotta question the personal hygiene here !!!!
Maybe she can now properly wash her ass and nether regions........ya just gotta question the personal hygiene here !!!!
Has anyone asked if she was Driving?? That is just wrong on so many levels.
"We're going to need another gurney for her fingernails"....
Well I certainly wouldn't hit that but I'm sure there are dudes out there that would.Originally Posted by NOVSTORM
Also, I haven't read anything if she's married or not.
Probably seperated at birth.
I can see it in OR now...
*the sound of a heart monitor beeps in the background*
SURGEON: Glue!
*Tech firmly places glue in surgeon's hands*
TECH: Glue...
SURGEON: Fingernail!
*Tech places detached fingernail in surgeon's hand a little too firmly, and it breaks*
TECH: Fingernail...
SURGEON: *eh-em* More glue!
*Tech firmly places glue in surgeon's hands*
TECH: More glue...
*their hands get glued together*
*heart monitor sounds off one long beep*
Last edited by I♥TinyTim; 02-14-2009 at 02:39 PM.
I agree her personal hygiene has to be questioned here. Unless she has a personal ass wiper, there is no way that it is all shower fresh down there!
Senior Death Hag
I remember reading it took a whole bottle of nail polish for each of her nails. Ew.
Yes, can you imagine her running her nails down your back during sex?!?!?!?!
They might get hung up on something! OUCH!
These people with the long nails are freaks. Do they really think that looks good? How nasty can you get? Having nails that long would have to be unsanitary to say the least,and probably harboring all kinds of bacteria. *yuck*
She reminds me of Ich's avatar........long nails or not she's pretty grusome.
I bet she has big issues with being able to feel her finger tips again, I have socially acceptable long nails and when I break one it's kinda weird for an hour or two.
I'm thinking that after she recovers, there will be payback owed BIGTIME to her family. I remember an interview with her where she couldn't do most tasks around the house and she had to have help getting dressed. I'm afraid my first words to her when she gets home is "Mom, I think it's your turn to do the dishes...
...For the next twelve years"
Last edited by Jaenne; 02-14-2009 at 06:34 PM.
I actually remember seeing this dude in the Guiness Book when I was in like sixth grade! SO gross.
This guy was on Jackass 2.5.. he stood up on a table and poured miller beer over them.. saying it was miller time.. and Stevo was on the ground catching the beer in his mouth.. sickest scene ever..
Her's were gorgeous compared to this loons...I mean the SMELL off those things would be enough to make you want to wrap a whole roll of saran wrap around your head to try and kill yourself...GEEZ!!!
Renowned Death Hag
i just don't understand why anyone would want to do that.
some records are just f'n ridiculous. and some records are meant to be 'broken' -pun intended!
Last edited by johnny; 02-16-2009 at 08:14 AM.
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His thumb nail looks like a Krispy Kream donut.
Renowned Death Hag
HEY HEY HEY! That's sacrilege! Utter not 'Krispy Krack' and 'gross disgusting long thumbnail' in the same sentence! You're breaking my heart! Please take it back! *sob*
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Wow, that was some huge-open-mouthed-but-totally-straight-bromance greeting. （爆）~RaRa
lol.. I knew that would get to someone... ok so not a Krispy Kreme...
Dunkin?
Har!
Renowned Death Hag
Her's were gorgeous compared to this loons...I mean the SMELL off those things would be enough to make you want to wrap a whole roll of saran wrap around your head to try and kill yourself...GEEZ!!!
Why are they black? Why? Do I want to know? Yeah, I gotta know.
good ! maybe now she can whip her ass !!!!
What is wrong with her hands? It looks like she has no wrists, just big tree trunks and her fingers were just chopped off at a certain point. Look at that thumb. Really disgusting.
Ewwwww......
I guess some people think this type of deformity is H-O-T. I wish I could personally ask her.... why she thinks that looks good,and why she would want to do that??
LOL! Didn't you mean WIPE?
There is no possible way you could have nails like that and maintain any type of hygiene. Even if you had your own ass wiper, the nails themselves would be full of bacteria from everything you brushed by. If this is what this woman considers a life achievement, I bet she has a nervous breakdown now that they are gone. Ewwww.
What is wrong with her hands? It looks like she has no wrists, just big tree trunks and her fingers were just chopped off at a certain point. Look at that thumb. Really disgusting.
I agree. That shit doesn't look right.
LOL! Didn't you mean WIPE?
That to !!! Hehehehe
Sucks to be her!
Whip/ wipe potato/patato That really cracked me up. LMAO!!!
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