Chevy Chase
John Belushi
Dan Aykroyd
Jane Curtain
Garrett Morris
Laraine Newman
Gilda Radner
None, SNL Sucked back then
[Okay it's not from SNL but this character carried over to SNL. Albino superstar Jackie Rogers, Jr.!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9AqZGRXpo4
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
Cant find a vid link for Jackie Rogers, Jr $100,000 Wad.
Free Ped Egg for any fucker who does! Seriously!
Do it!
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
robert deniro as homeland security spokesman opener:
http://www.funrestarea.com/pages/snl...t_deniro.shtml
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pull the string!
" Now I'm as happy as a leetle gurl ! "
MIKE MEYERS as Dieter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-fLW-QNy4I
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" Well, isn't that special ? "
Dana Carvey as Enid, the Church Lady
KELT' HOME FOR WAYWARD YOUTH-
Helping Young Men To Turn Around For Over Twenty Years !
One of my favorite episodes was when Fred Savage hosted and he played this great mini-me version of the Church Lady with Dana Carvey. It was fantastic!! They did this interview with Phil Hartman as Donald Trump. Just too funny!
Another thing I loved about SNL was when Adam Sandler would sing. I loved "Lunchlady Land"!
Favorite characters would have to be Will Ferrel and Cheri Oteri as the cheerleaders and Adam Sandler as Opera Man.
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There's just too many to mention. I like the older shows with Eddie Murphy, Chevy Chase, Gilda Radner, John Belushi, Steve Martin, Dan Akroid, Jane Curtain, etc. They were/are the real stars, their careers speak for themselves.
Attachment 5356 Eddie Murphy's Gumby
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How about the skit where Sting is on an elevator and everyone who's on there starts singing "Roxanne." For some reason I found that hilarious.
Another favorite hilarious skit was when Mel Gibson hosted. They did a scene where he plays a ob/gyn and same women come in every week for a Pap smear or check-up because he's so hot!
Any skits with Jimmy Fallon,Will Ferrell,and Molly Shannon.
I don't know why but I have 3 fav's one when they do bill clinton....2. the old church lady skits, and 3. sean connery on jeopardy, I lvoe it when he makes fun of alex...LOL
Anything with Gilda
Mr. Robinson/Buckwheat
Ladies Man (Medically speaking, how dinky is your wang?)
Bill Clinton (esp. when John Goodman played Linda Tripp)
The Roxbury guys
Mango
Performing my signature monkey hump move since 10/16/2007...
RIP Dad- 11/14/1947 to 12/16/2013
The Coneheads! ( as silly as it is, I'm watching the movie as I type this! )
Sally O'Mally
The Singers (Will Ferrell and Anna Gasteyer)
Doug and Debbie Whiner (Robin Duke and Joe Piscapo)
I loved Tim Kazurinski when he would hold up the que cards with the combinations. Remember those?
Mary Gross
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]peek-a-boo!!
Sally O'Malley
Will Ferrell as the Cowbell Guy
Alec Baldwin as the Schwetty Balls guy
Natalie Portman and the weird Euro-Alien family skit (Tato, melted ice cream for everyone!)
Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton has been hitting it lately.
Cheerleaders, always crack me up.
Delicious Dish. Scweaty Balls.
Roseanne Rosanna Danna. God, how could you not love Gilda?
Right now, Kristen Wiig doing Suzy Oreman is pretty good, too.
Massive Headwound Harry - check it out:
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/ma...rry/1611148549
I just remembered I wrote this; I posted this a few places a couple years ago and people enjoyed it, so I suppose I should try it out here too.
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HEAVEN MUST BE FUNNY AS HELL
by Steven Worek
The door to the club opened, and a man went walking in
He had a ballcap on his head and the devil's kind of grin
The place was new and empty, he left an echo with every step
He sat down and said to himself, "I thought I'd be the last one left..."
A man came 'round the corner and stood stiff behind the bar
He said, "I'll get you a vintage, buddy, if you tell me who you are."
The man said, "My name's Belushi" as he took in that new bar smell
The barkeep said, "I've heard of you, and I think you're funny as hell."
Outside the bar walked a sick thin man with no hair upon his head
He cursed himself for letting folks believe that he was dead
He opened the door and looked around at the nearly empty place
Belushi said, "Get over here, man, I think I remember your face."
The sick man said, "Of course you do, I was there from the very start.
But the people called me strange because of my unique brand of art."
The barkeep poured a drink and the pale man drank it square
Then suddenly, Andy looked full of life and grew back all his hair.
The two men joked and emptied down a hundred beers or more
When there they saw a small young woman enter through the door
Belushi rubbed his eyes and told himself, "It couldn't be.
The last I saw you were bright and laughing and full of energy."
The barkeep said, "I know you, ma'am. Why ever did God choose
The kindest person there ever was who we thought we'd never lose?"
The girl stayed silent as she reached for the frosted mug of swill
When Belushi said, "Don't worry, Gilda, they're gonna love you still."
The door opened wide again, and another girl walked in
She seemed so lost and nervous, yet she kept a friendly grin.
They tried to place her face as she moved closer to the bar
The barkeep said, "Now who is that? It's no familiar star."
She took a stool in silence as the barkeep poured a drink
He said, "Now honey, I know your face, just let me stop and think."
The girl said, "My name's Danitra Vance, I only put in a year."
But Kaufman said, "It doesn't matter, you're still welcome in here."
They heard a slam and a bearded man came walking across the room
He had a scowl upon his face and a dreary sense of gloom.
But the old timers just stared at him without a drop of fear
Belushi said, "O'Donoghue, how'd they let you in here?"
Still Mr. Mike kept leering with eyes sharp as a mace
When sure enough a devious grin appeared across his face
He told John with a laugh, "You know, this is too nice of a hall.
I better fix it up and spray-paint 'DANGER' on the wall!"
The floor began to rumble when in came a massive form
He looked like he could uproot a tree, but his eyes looked kind and warm.
Belushi said, "You made the mistake that I made - you lived too hard and fast."
But the boy just said, "Mr. Belushi, it's so great to meet you at last."
Belushi raised his eyebrow and he said, "Listen here, Chris,
You learned too late those drugs would rule you with an iron fist.
But then I made the same mistakes, so there's no room to scold.
Up here you're free from sobriety, so have one nice and cold."
A voice called, "Chris! Didn't you learn a thing from when you where down there?"
They turned around and over walked a man with graying hair.
The barkeep said, "Phil, old buddy - how'd you end up on our list?"
Then Phil turned 'round his hand and dropped a bullet from his fist.
Chris said, "I swear, I'll beat the hell out of whoever did it, man."
Phil took a stool right next to him and held on to his hand.
He said, "You know I'm not the kind to put folks down, to hate and scowl,"
And then he smiled, "But I'm pretty sure she's the Devil's business now!"
The folks all sat upon the stools and toasted each other's glories
They had plenty new jokes to tell, as well as hoardes of stories
Belushi said to Gilda, "Put a smile above that chin."
She looked up at him with widened eyes and then began to grin.
She said, "I didn't expect to see us all up here so soon,"
"But while I'm here, I want to see Andy lip-sync a tune!"
He mimed and joked, but the barkeep said, "Well folks, I'd like to stay,"
"But we've got a new arrival, and I think trouble's on its way!"
Outside the bar a tall, lean man kept pacing on the walk
He dared not show his face in there, because he'd heard the talk
The folks called him an outlaw for his attitude and grit
They shunned him when he tried to tickle people with his wit.
But he stood ground and pushed his way right through the big glass door
And everyone fell silent as he moved onto the floor.
A smile rose on his face, he looked as proud as he could be
And he said, "My name is Charlie Rocket, and the next round is on me."
Pretty interesting...I like it!
That was great...the part about Gilda made me a little sad, though.
i liked it too. you should share with the folks at SNL.
WOW!!That poem is AMAZING!! I love it!!
That was great! Marvellous job! It makes you some-what meloncholy, but in a good way.
Wow that was amazing to read. You really captured who they all were. You are mighty talented. Do you mind if I copy this to share with my theatre group? I know they would love to read this as well.
Sure, that's no problem.
As for sharing it with the folks at SNL... well, I doubt that would be possible. I mean, I could email it to Lorne (who has his own website now), but I doubt he'd take any interest in it.
I emailed it to Lorne. Don't hold your breath for a reply. :-P
At the most, I'll probably get a generic "I'm sorry, we cannot accept sketch submissions" email because he didn't know what it was...
I trully hope Lorne takes the time to read your great work. Please keep us posted about reply.
Thanks
That was fantastic...you really did capture each one. Good luck with getting a response from Lorne.
Nice...I am loving it!!! Send it to Lorne...Betchca he puts it on the air...
Sad stories for all of them...Damn, you made me frickin cry...I've read it four times...If you were here I'd smack ya!
It was really great and I enjoyed it very much ....
Now send it to the folks at SNL ... they love that kind of stuff!
I cried for shoes .... til I met a man with no feet.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Loved the poem...
I had to come back to read it again...I'm tellin ya to send it to SNL...Betcha a million that will find its way to the show...Man, all the good ones die way too soon!
Well, I definitely appreciate the opinion of someone with Frankie in each one of their messages.
Awesome poem! It was really beautiful and funny as well as bittersweet. You have some talent.
Yeah, I came back...Don't have a printer but I'm swiping it and saving it in a file on the CP...Awsomness...
Great poem. I could see it all. You have a talent for telling a story.
Maybe I have been a "hag" too long, but I saw them all as pale with black around their eyes, and their death's story told on the marks of their bodies.
Martin Short was always my favorite...Ed Grimley and Jackie Rogers Jr. were quite memorable. I also was a fan of Nathan Thurm...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOLBQxk72NY
Gumby, Damnit.
Gumball Gumby...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPYdyKmVi08
A few others I looooved....
Tarzan, Tonto and Frankenstein (Kevin Nealon, Jon Lovitz, Phil Hartman)
Stevie Wonder played by Eddie Murphy
Ross Perot played by Dana Carvey
Pat Stevens played by Nora Dunn
The "Good/Evil" Ronald Reagan played by Phil Hartman
I remember in the Dana Carvey/Phil Hartman era a show starring William Shatner that had two GREAT skits...one showed Shatner at a Trekkie convention, yelling at all the Trekkies to "Get a LIFE PEOPLE!" The other showed the lost ending of the movie "It's a Wonderful Life," where the Jimmy Stewart character rallies the entire town to form a mob and beat the pulp out of Mr. Potter.
Samarai
Fernando
The "Night at the Roxbury" Brothers
Father Guido Sarducci
Rosanne Rosanna Danna
Mr. Bill
Wild and crazy guys skits with Steve Martin
I always loved to see Phil Hartman do "Anal Retentive Man' He reminded me so much of my uncle, who wasn't always anal rentive but did talk that way.
And I love Adam Sandler's "Cajun Man"
Lyle the Effeminate Heterosexual (I work with one!)
Fred Garvin.... Male Prostitute....
http://www.hulu.com/playerembed.swf?...%26frame%3dtop
TODD AND LISA...so cool hahahh
I love when they do the Jeopardy skit...W/Jeff Goldblum, Sean Connery and I love Will Farrells Alex Trebek...But honestly I watch MAD TV more often..