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Thread: Time to stir the pot: Who likes the other portal?

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    onehunglow Guest

    Time to stir the pot: Who likes the other portal?

    Now I didn't say anything, you'll get it if were on the same station. In our house, nope, never wanted to, on either part of us. But hey, what ever fills your tank.

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    Death Hag Chris Guest
    done it...and got dirty in the process...never did it again.

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    Nope, thought about it... never desired it enough to do it.


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    I dont get the question...lol

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    Death Hag Chris Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by PiggyTx View Post
    I dont get the question...lol

    anal sex...

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    oh crap... thought we were talking about pissing and pooping on one another. In that case... yes I have done it and found it to be over rated and something I think more about then I actually want to do. I guess the saying treat others how you wish to be treated rings true here... I don't want anybody doing that to me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jason8478 View Post
    oh crap... thought we were talking about pissing and pooping on one another. In that case... yes I have done it and found it to be over rated and something I think more about then I actually want to do. I guess the saying treat others how you wish to be treated rings true here... I don't want anybody doing that to me.
    oh, damn. my bad.

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    mommafreak Guest
    thought about it for a while, tried it, ain't no thing.

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    onehunglow Guest

    I didn't say anything

    Quote Originally Posted by Death Hag Chris View Post
    anal sex...
    It is what you think it could be. Could be space travel.

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    onehunglow Guest
    You said that not me!

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    LOL... onehung keeping us all on our toes!

    "look at the picture... tell me what you see"


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    djdeath-hag Guest
    Best friends are always welcome to use the back door.....even if it is to get onto the shuttle for space travel.

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    onehunglow Guest

    Any kock kock jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by djdeath-hag View Post
    Best friends are always welcome to use the back door.....even if it is to get onto the shuttle for space travel.
    Who's there?

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    djdeath-hag Guest
    You looking for a trick, a treat or both? LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by djdeath-hag View Post
    Best friends are always welcome to use the back door.....even if it is to get onto the shuttle for space travel.
    LMAO....ain`t nothing wrong with the back door......just make sure the hinges are oiled...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidMolly View Post
    LMAO....ain`t nothing wrong with the back door......just make sure the hinges are oiled...
    HAHAHA!!! that was good and well noted, thanks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jason8478 View Post
    yes I have done it and found it to be over rated
    You may want to try being the pitcher....it might change your opinion!

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundqcar View Post
    You may want to try being the pitcher....it might change your opinion!
    mmm hmm


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    Lurkster Guest
    NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, AND HELL NO!

    That is my exit only area. No admittance. Don't even ask. No sir. Un uh.

    That's my pooper for crying out loud!

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    FloridaDeathHag Guest
    OJ prefers blow jobs.

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    I was with a woman once who had a tighter #1 then she did a #2... thought that was very strange and off setting. This also helped me to realize the myth was off, it isn't always tighter.


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    FloridaDeathHag Guest
    Speaking of preferring other portals, remember that unforgettable "trilogy" of Globe magazines in the spring of 1997 when they paid Suzen Johnson to seduce Frank Gifford at that hotel in NY and she "told all" over a three-week period in an "exclusive"? I remember part of the articles, to the word. Suzen giving her "exclusive" to the Globe states at one point, "Frank asked me to engage in an unnatural sex act. I declined, so we had oral sex instead."

    Classic!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christie Prody View Post
    Speaking of preferring other portals, remember that unforgettable "trilogy" of Globe magazines in the spring of 1997 when they paid Suzen Johnson to seduce Frank Gifford at that hotel in NY and she "told all" over a three-week period in an "exclusive"? I remember part of the articles, to the word. Suzen giving her "exclusive" to the Globe states at one point, "Frank asked me to engage in an unnatural sex act. I declined, so we had oral sex instead."

    Classic!!!

    I wonder if Kathy Lee lets old Frank ride her Hershey Highway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurkster View Post
    I wonder if Kathy Lee lets old Frank ride her Hershey Highway?
    I would guess not if he was asking Suzen Johnson for it.

    I think it's a little ballsy to ask for that on a first "date" but I'm not an NFL legend either.

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    Lurkster Guest
    Well, Kathy Lee might let Frank do it, but he probably got tired of eating chicken and just wanted to try something different.

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    FloridaDeathHag Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Lurkster View Post
    Well, Kathy Lee might let Frank do it, but he probably got tired of eating chicken and just wanted to try something different.
    I was surprised he could still get it up, this was 10 years ago and he still looked like he was a million years old. Boy, there have to be some women out there who curse the day Viagra went on the market.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christie Prody View Post
    I was surprised he could still get it up, this was 10 years ago and he still looked like he was a million years old. Boy, there have to be some women out there who curse the day Viagra went on the market.
    Hugh Hefner was said to use Viagra... one of the former bunnies wrote a tell all and said he basically just lays there with a boner and a room full of playmates just take turns on him. What I thought was very fair of him was if one of the playmates isn't up for sexual intercourse... she has to keep her panties on (that's the signal).


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    Nik Guest
    Well, now that it's been stated explicitly, I feel like I can't answer!

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    Armcast Guest

    Again?!!!!!

    Here I go just looking at the title of the thread and I thought to myself "Wow, there must be another portal on the WWW where Death Hags hang out...Hmmmmmm....I must open this thread and discover yet another site that will satisfy my morbid curiosity all things death." And what do I see instead? Exploring the Hershey Highway...that's what!

    Onehung, you're really a piece of work! I mean yesterday you scared the crap out of me and now you're talking about putting it back in?...I mean really!

    For the record, the answer is yes.

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    monhol Guest
    no not me. that is an exit not an entrance. i also think it is nasty. i had a friend who dated a man who liked men also. he would go be with a man and come back to her. she stayed in the emergency room because he kept giving her infections in her private area not back door. he even gave her E.COLI in the private area. she was told by the doctor to use a medicated douche to help with the E.COLI infection. as for frank gifford, i am not surprised. football players smacking each other on the butt in public during a game. yeah okay. that one should not go over no one's head here. i bet any amount of money that he is doing kathie in the back. he left his first wife, older wife at that, the kids are around my age. that is 39. he left her for kathie a younger woman. so i can imagine what SHE was DOING to him to make sure he left his wife.

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    onehunglow Guest

    Now see

    Quote Originally Posted by Armcast View Post
    Here I go just looking at the title of the thread and I thought to myself "Wow, there must be another portal on the WWW where Death Hags hang out...Hmmmmmm....I must open this thread and discover yet another site that will satisfy my morbid curiosity all things death." And what do I see instead? Exploring the Hershey Highway...that's what!

    Onehung, you're really a piece of work! I mean yesterday you scared the crap out of me and now you're talking about putting it back in?...I mean really!

    For the record, the answer is yes.
    I never said anything. It was the minds of others that put those words in. Read my 1st post. Heheheh

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    Kathyf Guest
    I do it but I HATE it.

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    Bayou Voodoo Guest
    Bahahahahaha Jefe! You had to move/bump this one, didn't you? lol

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    I'm reading through this and stilll can't figure out what it's about. But it must be something interesting or Jefe wouldn't have bumped it. Hints?

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    Okay Jefe. Just read weird bumps. I get it now.

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    I hope

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    Quote Originally Posted by duster View Post
    I hope
    Well we are not talking about stargate fella.
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    Cataroo Guest
    Good lord ... onehung is back from the dead!!

    Be afraid ... be VERY afraid ...

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    Well now! I'm all for it. Here's an anal-ogy for you. A car's engine cannot run properly without oil. Not enough oil, and the piston cannot travel freely in the cylinder, and will eventually seize up. So today's lesson kids? Always use enough oil. And in both cases, I recommend Mobil's 5W20 synthetic blend.

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    l don't see a merge here, jefe.
    you just wanted to talk about bums.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cataroo View Post
    Good lord ... onehung is back from the dead!!

    Be afraid ... be VERY afraid ...

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    Dying Breath Guest
    Not me.. but I do enjoy a Grumpy Munchkin once in a while.

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    Erm....what's a grumpy munchkin?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]peek-a-boo!!

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    LadyCurry Guest
    Yikes. OneHung certainly will be remembered around here for a long time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    Well we are not talking about stargate fella.
    Lol ... went back and read it without cheating this time.
    Too funny. Where else would you find a whole thread devoted to that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickenbacker View Post
    Well now! I'm all for it. Here's an anal-ogy for you. A car's engine cannot run properly without oil. Not enough oil, and the piston cannot travel freely in the cylinder, and will eventually seize up. So today's lesson kids? Always use enough oil. And in both cases, I recommend Mobil's 5W20 synthetic blend.
    Unless the engine is a Rolls Royce Merlin, those cylenders were huge. Though the oil was of course necessary if you dialed up full military boost.
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    rickenbacker Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    Though the oil was of course necessary if you dialed up full military boost.
    Uh, you still talking about the engine here?

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    smellslikealmonds Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by joplinfrk View Post
    Erm....what's a grumpy munchkin?
    I googled it and I wish I hadn't.

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    ShatteredMirror Guest
    Well, there is a third portal for those who seek a nice compromise.........that one gives good suction too.

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