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  1. #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cubican View Post
    The bestest hangover remedy.....


    that may be so but i think i am the only mexican in the world that does not like menudo. I got sick from it (or i had a bug and had eaten this before i got sick) and have not eaten it since ( i was 5). I will tell you that it smells DAMN GOOD but when you look at the meat (you all know what kind of "meat" it is), you can see the "suction cup" looking meat!

    GAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    o man you guys, i'm making me some albondigas tomorrow! yummmmmmmmmm ya gotta break up corn tortillas in it too, and use some salsa, tabasco, or tapatio, and man you're happy you're mexican!!!!!!!!!!! ahoooooahhhhhhhh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Armcast View Post
    oh hell, yeah....

    This is the cure for those cold days when you feel run-down...

    o man cocido........geez i could wash my face in that stuff and die happy..........
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  4. #154
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    Eeek ...I think I'll stay with Minestrone

    You know you're Italian when ....

    Every reply includes the phrase ..."whadayagonnado."

    (But ... I love the Ceviche)

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    I know lots of mexicans that dont like Menudo, far and few inbetween but i know some. Just like Lengua! OMG I think that's the best part of the cow, HOWEVER if it's not cooked right it's just gross. My sister can't stand it, you couldn't pay her enough to have a little bite.

  6. #156
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    I love menudo with onions and lemon. I cannot eat lengua at all! I also can't stand mollejas...ugh!

  7. #157
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    I want some posole..... !!!

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    Mole is barfarrific, so is ceviche. chile quiles (sp?) tripas ::Shudder::

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    bottled in heaven!!!! lol
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    erm, *coughs* ahem.

    WASP white chick here! uhhh, buenos dias amegas? ahem.

    I'm having Old El Paso Tacos from the box tonite. I, uh, know that it's probably as authentic as the ol' Korean/Japanese/Chinese joint down at the local strip mall, but I'm hoping you'll give me a pass since I'm in Tokyo, after all...

    whadayasay? can I be an honorary cabron for a day??
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Wow, that was some huge-open-mouthed-but-totally-straight-bromance greeting. (爆)~RaRa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maruz83 View Post
    I want some posole..... !!!

    like this?


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    Every Abuelita from here to the tip of *Cancun has a calender from the local meat market with this image on it.....

    Last edited by Cubican; 10-23-2008 at 08:12 AM.

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    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY : WATER
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    > >My girl gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
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    > >My wife farted... bad, and I couldn't brief .
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
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    > >When all my family gets in the car, there's not mushroom .
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
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    > >My girl wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
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    > >You told me you were goin' to the store and July to me! Julyer !
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
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    > >I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she
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    > >didn't wafer me!
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
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    > >I have some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes .
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
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    > >I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT
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    > >My old lady caught me in bed with my girlfriend so I said
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    > >harassment nothing to me!
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
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    > >I was running after you but I couldn't cashew !
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP
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    > >We went out to the club and my old lady got drunk and fell
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    > >down, so I had to pick the bishop .
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
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    > >Hey, I'm going to eat Paco's food, tell me if juicy him
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    pull the string!

  14. #164
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    LMAO Kitty....

  15. #165
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    [quote=Armcast;481143]"cabron" means "cretin" or "bastard"...so when my dad would say "Ya duermete, cabron" he'd mean "Go to sleep you bastard" - but somewhat not as harsh as it sounds...

    "Por una chingada" literally means "For fuck's sake!"[/quote]

    I gotta remember that!! The Saudis speak enough English that most of 'em know what "fuck" means....nice to have another language to curse in. lol

    Teach me more!

  16. #166
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    Quote Originally Posted by hell0kitty View Post
    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY : WATER
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    > >My girl gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
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    > >My wife farted... bad, and I couldn't brief .
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
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    > >When all my family gets in the car, there's not mushroom .
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
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    > >My girl wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
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    > >You told me you were goin' to the store and July to me! Julyer !
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
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    > >I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she
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    > >didn't wafer me!
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
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    > >I have some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes .
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
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    > >I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT
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    > >My old lady caught me in bed with my girlfriend so I said
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    > >harassment nothing to me!
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
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    > >I was running after you but I couldn't cashew !
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP
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    > >We went out to the club and my old lady got drunk and fell
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    > >down, so I had to pick the bishop .
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    > >SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
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    > >Hey, I'm going to eat Paco's food, tell me if juicy him
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    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY- CHAIR

    " You will chair your tacos with me!"

  17. #167
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bayou Voodoo View Post
    I gotta remember that!! The Saudis speak enough English that most of 'em know what "fuck" means....nice to have another language to curse in. lol

    Teach me more!

    Okay, here's another that might prove handy...

    Callate el hocico (KAH-ya-tay el o-SEE-ko)
    means "Shut your mouth!

    Usually I like to combine this with another Spanish word pendejo (pen-DAY-ho). As in "Callate el hocico, pendejo!" which literally translated means, Shut your mouth, Idiot.

    Usage:
    When I hear Lou Dobbs speak, I like to say "Callate el hocico, pendejo".

    This has been another Word of the Day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Armcast View Post
    Okay, here's another that might prove handy...

    Callate el hocico (KAH-ya-tay el o-SEE-ko)
    means "Shut your mouth!

    Usually I like to combine this with another Spanish word pendejo (pen-DAY-ho). As in "Callate el hocico, pendejo!" which literally translated means, Shut your mouth, Idiot.

    Usage:
    When I hear Lou Dobbs speak, I like to say "Callate el hocico, pendejo".

    This has been another Word of the Day.
    Awesome! Muchas Gracias!

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    [quote=Bayou Voodoo;517411]
    Quote Originally Posted by Armcast View Post
    "cabron" means "cretin" or "bastard"...so when my dad would say "Ya duermete, cabron" he'd mean "Go to sleep you bastard" - but somewhat not as harsh as it sounds...

    "Por una chingada" literally means "For fuck's sake!"[/quote]

    I gotta remember that!! The Saudis speak enough English that most of 'em know what "fuck" means....nice to have another language to curse in. lol

    Teach me more!
    Me too! Nice to be able to cuss at hubs in his own language.
    GOD IS NOT DEAD





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    Quote Originally Posted by Armcast View Post
    Okay, here's another that might prove handy...

    Callate el hocico (KAH-ya-tay el o-SEE-ko)
    means "Shut your mouth!

    Usually I like to combine this with another Spanish word pendejo (pen-DAY-ho). As in "Callate el hocico, pendejo!" which literally translated means, Shut your mouth, Idiot.

    Usage:
    When I hear Lou Dobbs speak, I like to say "Callate el hocico, pendejo".

    This has been another Word of the Day.

    dang i heard that one enuff lmaoooooooo callate el hocico, pendejo lmaoooooo
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    Mexican words of the day

    Mexican Words of the Day

    The teacher told Pepito to use the following words in a sentence.. These were his replies:

    1. *Cheese*
    Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

    2. *Mushroom*
    When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

    3. *Shoulder*
    My fren wanted to become a citizen, but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

    4. * Texas *
    My fren always Texas me when I'm not home, wondering where I'm at!

    5. *Herpes*
    Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

    6. *July*
    Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

    7. *Rectum*
    I had two cars, but my wife rectum!

    8. *Chicken*
    I was going to go to the store with my wife, but chicken go herself.

    9. *Wheelchair*
    We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

    10. *Chicken Wing*
    My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

    11. *Harassment*
    My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

    12. *Bishop*
    My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

    13.. *Body Wash*
    I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.

    14. *Budweiser*
    That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
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  23. #172
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    My boyfriend doesn't like menudo either and he's from mexico. Im half mexican and can't stand it either. It stinks so bad when its cooking we would leave the house when my mil made it. You'd never know im half tho, im so white and don't really speak much spanish. Understand it but don't speak it. We use to go to reynosa, mexico to visit inlaws but with the way things are going out there, im not going back anytime soon. Which is too bad, the liqour is sooo cheap! And I can buy me a large amount of...churros!!!!! Yay!

  24. #173
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    Kitty...THAT is freakin HILARIOUS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hell0kitty View Post
    dang arm i envy you, i'd blow up parliament here for just one dozen pork tamales at christmas! lmaooooooooo enjoy!!!!!

    lol! my ex sister in laws daughter is 1/2 mexican...when she got sick of living w/ her nutcase mother she went to live w/ her dad and his family. his family barely speak english so she kinda had a hard time understanding them being that she lived w/ her white mother all her life lol...vanessa still came over all the time, even stayed w/ us when she had trouble on the homefront here & there, this was back some 10 years ago when my oldest was 1 and his lil bro was on the way...i remember one christmas she stopped over and brought over a boatload of tamales her grandma & grandpa made...omg they were soooo good.

    i've tried making them but being a white chick...i'll stick to what i know how to cook witch is tons of stuff believe me, but damnit, i just CANNOT make tamales!

    ya know...since i divorced the ex i've lost touch w/ vanessa...thanks to this thread i think i'll get in touch w/ her and get together, she hasen't seen the kids in awhile and idk is she knows i've remarried w/ 2 littles ones...hmmm...........note to self....
    Last edited by buddyhollylover; 01-06-2009 at 07:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by howDIDyouBUYit? View Post
    Kitty...THAT is freakin HILARIOUS!!!

    lmFao omg hahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    when i read it in my head the voice i heard was pedro...

    VOTE FOR PEDRO!!

    YESSSSSSSSS.............

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    These are hilarious hellokitty!
    Wanna see my grandkids?

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    My gramma gave it to my mom, my mom gave it to me and I gave Mint Tea(yerbaguena) to my son to prevent colic!

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    >>hereby confers the oils and essences of pork tamales on all here tonight! its truly a blessing from the aztec gods!!! so let it be written.....so let it be done!

    (no tamales in newzealand budweiser butt so big??)
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    Quote Originally Posted by hell0kitty View Post
    >>hereby confers the oils and essences of pork tamales on all here tonight! its truly a blessing from the aztec gods!!! so let it be written.....so let it be done!

    (no tamales in newzealand budweiser butt so big??)

    I ate so many tamales I swear I dreamed I was being wrapped in a corn husk...

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    you know you're mexican when you come upon a thread this funny and you laff til you cry, then u go to mass and offer flowers to the verggenn....
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    When friends and neighbors ask you to look at their sprinkler system (and thats my wife their asking).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Armcast View Post
    Why!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pkstracy View Post
    Why!
    Because!:

    http://www.findadeath.com/forum/show...ighlight=black
    .

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    it has been fifteen years since i wrote this thread and i'm going over it now. its still funny. lmaoooooooo hi everyone!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hell0kitty View Post
    it has been fifteen years since i wrote this thread and i'm going over it now. its still funny. lmaoooooooo hi everyone!
    This comment brought this thread to my attention. I laughed my culo (@$$) off!!!!

    I am Mexican, but my daughter keeps threatening to take away my Mexican card. First I didn't eat hot food, but I said I drank tequila and spoke Spanish, so I keep it. Well now, I've quit drinking altogether so no more tequila. But I'm now trying to eat hotter foods, and I of course still speak Spanish. Struggle to hang on to that card is real, y'all. ROFL My daughter is lucky she's cute.
    "Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."

    "I just go here!"

    "I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."


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