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    she needs to STFU

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    I'd rather have a go at her Mom, Blyth Danner. She's hot.

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    I don't like Blyth Danner because she is the one who calfed this idiot.
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    I can't stand her, and this just reaffirms it even more now.. she's such a clueless, stupid cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy A. View Post
    I can't stand her, and this just reaffirms it even more now.. she's such a clueless, stupid cunt.
    ITA- what a vapid, self absorbed POS.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bayou Queen View Post
    I cannot believe she said this, she is so clueless, "MOTHERHOOD IS MUCH HARDER FOR ME". http://www.etonline.com/news/144858_..._Me/index.html
    We'll discuss how difficult parenting is when SHE has one child who is bipolar, and another who has a "mood disorder" which develops into bipolar. THEN we will discuss how hard parenting is.

    And BTW... "Apple" is a stupid name for a child. I'm surprised she didn't name her son "Banana."
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    Just when you thought she couldn't get more ridiculous...... http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...ntcmp=features

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    Quote Originally Posted by gradpig View Post
    Just when you thought she couldn't get more ridiculous...... http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...ntcmp=features
    Geez. Just go away and leave your undeserved Oscar before you go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desert Ghost View Post
    Geez. Just go away and leave your undeserved Oscar before you go.
    Don't say that around your bottle of water. It's feelings might get hurt by the negative energy. Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PiggyTx View Post
    she needs to STFU
    I had just heard the water thing, not even the war/combat comment and this is just what I was going to say. She needs to STOP. FUCKING. TALKING. I admit I used to kind of like her, I loved the movie Sliding Doors and stuff but damn she has put her foot in her mouth so many damn times I'm starting to think she likes the taste of it.


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    Gawd Gwynnie.....go away already. Now that your children are a bit older, I'm sure they are not only hugely embarrassed by the hideous names you gave them, but humiliated by the inane, pompous and condescending things you say and do. Of course she'll never stop, because it's all about her, her, her and her....what a sanctimonious bitch.


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    OMG...will this vapid, self-absorbed airhead EVER shut up?
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    Her estranged husband must feel like the weight of the world is off of his shoulders to be away from her! Any amount of cash spent would be worth it just to break free from her stupidity.

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    I bet in High School she was a Mean Girl.
    Carolyn(1958-2009) always in my heart.

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    Loved her in 'Great Expectations' with Ethan Hawke but weird in real life, lol

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    To really know people is to be able to read between the lines on their faces.

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    So now she has a candle that smells like
    her vagina for money.(not even sure to say
    about this)
    Carolyn(1958-2009) always in my heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theotherlondon View Post
    So now she has a candle that smells like
    her vagina for money.(not even sure to say
    about this)
    WTF is the matter with her ?! The comments on YouTube are priceless. LOL.
    To really know people is to be able to read between the lines on their faces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mansfield67 View Post
    WTF is the matter with her ?! The comments on YouTube are priceless. LOL.
    I've always wondered where I could get vagina-scented candles - thanks, Gwyneth.
    Now the folks at Yankee Candle and Kirklands can just stop looking at me funny.
    And telling me to leave.
    I do wonder how they get the vagina scent on it though.
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    I thought y'all was making this up. I apologize. https://shop.goop.com/shop/products/...le?country=USAcandle-holder-fish.jpg
    Last edited by cleanskull; 01-13-2020 at 08:03 PM.
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    I've ordered a couple of dozen. They'll make wonderful Christmas gifts for all the family and friends next December (just kidding). I wonder if something like this has a 'collectable' nature about it? Though the price tag is pretty steep.
    There's something happening here, what is is ain't exactly clear.

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    Maybe she thinks people will get off smelling her.

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    The only time I pay even a little attention to her was when she was Pepper Potts in a Marvel Cinematic Universe movie. I would NEVER pay that much for a Candle.
    Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.

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    Same here, Mel. You've gotta admit though that now her website's name makes sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cindyt View Post
    Maybe she thinks people will get off smelling her.
    Maybe she gets off thinking that people are smelling her - or gets off on the big bucks they pay to do it.
    Those would make for some remarkable Christmas gifts though.
    I'm not sticking around to hear the remarks, but they would surely be remarkable.

    This does open the door though to a whole line of celebrity scents:

    The Rock's feet, anybody?
    Angelina's ass, perhaps?
    Maybe a little William Shatner armpit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SomeChick View Post
    Same here, Mel. You've gotta admit though that now her website's name makes sense.
    Indeed. Ew.
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    Yuck. Don't care for her. My favorite scene in the movie Seven was when she lost her pretty head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leasie View Post
    Yuck. Don't care for her. My favorite scene in the movie Seven was when she lost her pretty head.
    Maybe Kathy Griffin can do another photo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    The only time I pay even a little attention to her was when she was Pepper Potts in a Marvel Cinematic Universe movie. I would NEVER pay that much for a Candle.
    Marvel is the only reason she is known now but she doesn't seem to think much of it especially with the amount of cast members who have said she has met/acted with them a few times yet whenever they see her again, she acts as if it's the first time and they are just being introduced. She's done it with Samuel L Jackson. Tom Holland and Sebastian Stan among others, the latest being Zendaya. She also forgets what films she was in. Her excuse is “I never read stuff. But it is confusing because there are so many Marvel movies, and to be honest, I haven’t seen very many of them. It’s really stupid and I’m sorry, but I’m a 47-year-old mother,”

    And as for the candles, they have seemingly already sold out....

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    Quote Originally Posted by shellc View Post
    Marvel is the only reason she is known now but she doesn't seem to think much of it especially with the amount of cast members who have said she has met/acted with them a few times yet whenever they see her again, she acts as if it's the first time and they are just being introduced. She's done it with Samuel L Jackson. Tom Holland and Sebastian Stan among others, the latest being Zendaya. She also forgets what films she was in. Her excuse is “I never read stuff. But it is confusing because there are so many Marvel movies, and to be honest, I haven’t seen very many of them. It’s really stupid and I’m sorry, but I’m a 47-year-old mother,”

    And as for the candles, they have seemingly already sold out....
    I have read about how she acts around MCU castmates. It makes me wonder if she is really that dull witted or it's some form of pretentious BS?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meli View Post
    I cant stand Gweneth, and actually cheered when she had her head cut off in the movie Seven.....
    So true, I also did think that in the film Se7en.
    Carolyn(1958-2009) always in my heart.

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